Charles Baudelaire redux.
The ink is not yet dry on the most recent Prince of Malibu Jonah Hill story and not only because it was published less than thirty-minutes ago. Melted hearts and teardrops mingled to keep the page moist as it featured the most beautiful love poetry being made on the sand, Hill denying no public display of affection to his surf instructor longtime girlfriend Sarah Brady.
Men, worldwide, felt shame in their own romantic tendencies and began furiously flipping through yellow pages in order to find the nearest Edible Arrangements.
Well, as it turns out, Hill’s beautiful love poetry may have actually been racy naughtiness as The Daily Mail is the woman on the receiving smooch end is not, in fact Brady but a “mystery brunette.”
What?
I did my surf journalism and studied images of Brady and the “mystery brunette” side by side for minutes but could draw no firm conclusions. Brady may have dyed her hair darker or this might, in fact, be a brand new fling though suggesting that Hill has a definite “type” when it comes to his lady friends.
Hard to say.
Back to Edible Arrangements, though, will you cancel your order and go back to your old lazy ways or are you a man reborn?
Fruit like flowers except yucky.
Speaking of yucky flowers, have you ever read Les Fleurs du Mal?
Jonah Hill the new Charles Baudelaire?
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Keep running up that Jonah Hill – Kate Bush
He’s a Dog…Just like us!
Avoca and North Avoca beaches are closed following a shark attack on a surfer who had his upper torso bitten in half.
Witnesses described the shark as being a Killer and believed it to be the same shark responsible for other attacks in nsw.
small cock activists are JD and the dazz…when you can’t settle in SAMO, relocate to Newport>
I can’t remember who but somebody claimed this on here a couple months ago. They should be getting some credit for that one.
As an aspiring surf journalist I’d like to point out I called their separation on here back when Jonah swore off social media. Combined with no recent pictures of JH on her Insta despite still appearing to live her ~best life~ it had all the hallmarks of the modern day break up. He’ll move to Melbourne next
Laird’s superfood creamer can do a total rebrand, inspired by this article. Bravo, Chas.
Is this a new low or a new high for surf journalism? If the latter, please share.
‘Les Fleurs du Mal’ is a classic of French Symbolist poetry. Jonah is not fit to hold Charles Baudelaire’s dirty socks, much less be compared to him in any way.