Zuckerberg (left) and Lenny. Happier times.
Zuckerberg (left) and Lenny. Happier times.

Big-wave honeypot Kai Lenny responds to public dumping by “Meta King” Mark Zuckerberg with vicious snub of his own: “My non-surfing heroes are Travis Pastrana and Bruce Lee!”

Catty.

News broke, over the evening, that Facebook founder, CEO Mark Zuckerberg had very publicly broken up with erstwhile BFF, big-wave honeypot Kai Lenny. In a relationship tremor no one saw coming, the extreme sport aficionado (Zuckerberg) shared that the new Meta of his eye is none other than UFC debutant Kha “The Shadow” Wu, even sharing pictures of the two in hot pants dancing some erotic dance.

Lenny, initially silent, has responded today with his own vicious snub.

In an interview with Forbes, a magazine for the rich and richer, the Maui-born stud was asked “What athletes have inspired you most as a surfer and outside surfing?”

The answer brutally snarky.

The most inspiration I’ve drawn from athletes from an early age was from the (group of famed surfers known as) the “Strapped Crew”—Laird Hamilton, Buzzy Kerbox, Dave Kalama, Rush Randall, Derek Doerner. They were the first surfers to tow into unrideable waves and broke those barriers and did it in such a cool way.

I always wanted to be a part of that. Plus, competition-wise, I respect and look to Kelly Slater and Robby Naish in their respective fields, surfing and windsurfing.

Outside of surfing I’ve always been impressed with (motorcycle racer) Travis Pastrana. Just his fearlessness and how nice of a person he is, how much he innovated within that. Of course, always thought of Bruce Lee as a hero too.

Zuckerberg clearly inhabits both surfing and outside surfing spaces thus amplifying his omission.

The question now, Zuckerberg’s hole has already been filled by Wu but which multi-billionaire will sweep Lenny off his feet?

More as the story develops.

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skeptical
skeptical
4 years ago

What…….is this really important to anyone. First off it involves Zuckerberg a waste of oxygen if there ever was one.

commenter
commenter
4 years ago

Zuckerberg isn’t an athlete, he is a brainiac/techy/billionaire.

Ask Kai which brainiac/techies/billionaires he admires.

And he can do MMA wherever. To foil or SUP he needs to be by the water.

And Palo Alto isn’t really near the water. The bay, but the bay isn’t nice.

A lot of tech people are buying houses in Malibu/Point Dume so they can get water time.

Jeff Bezos is renting Kenny G’s house this summer, and the Google people also have houses in Point Dume.

The ocean is the world’s best “reset button.”

Maybe Zuckerberg will shuck it all and move to Malibu and get some water time.

Nathaniel Lamour
Nathaniel Lamour
4 years ago

Hoo hahs on the wall. Just perky and chillin. For the Google world to see. Classic lol

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Lenny is soooooo yesterday

Gino
Gino
4 years ago

Kai got his…and I’m sure he was happy he was able to shake Zuk.
Job done

Boat Docks
Boat Docks
4 years ago

Kai “pumped and dumped” Lenny

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
4 years ago

This is not fair on Zuck. He outsources his friendship maintenance decision making to a third party agency. The decision was not his therefore he cannot be blamed and is a good guy and surfer.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Hardly, but thank you. Merely crude and bored.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

dr?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

my bud is in cabo…
last week dm’d him over some previous really glossy tabloid shots of his range of local options…
Surfer Mag 9-97 “It’s Going To Be Bigger Than Zippers and a couple of Coronas.” short boarders/
bud, this week’s southie may swallow both Cabo & Trestles…
“Dude, think step-up…”
Primed.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

Kai Lenny scratches at Mark Zuckerberg eyes in alarmingly public and bitter cat fight

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

A double backfist to Zuck’s face! Zuck stated he was a fencer, and Bruce Lee developed Jeet Kung Do out of many of its principles! I would love to watch a death match between Kai and Zuck!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

did you read curries’ hebridese? some irish guy…

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

No, what did I miss

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

his TSJ entry had no climax like the VH1 Behind The Music series of failed musicians…problems with living in the remote, existentialism, sheep, a pic of a small wave…”a combination of hair of some kind in my coffee cup…”


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