Hill in scarlet surf trunks, adorable masculine tits bare and with hair newly cropped pushes his hot hollow against the port thigh of Miller in a green and gold bikini.
Barely had the clutter of Chas Smith’s keystrokes subsided in his Cardiff burrow as he reported the news Jonah Hill had become a Mercedes van-driving surf nomad this morning, than word filtered through that Jonah has shuttered his relationship with his surf instructor girlfriend Sarah Brady.
In February, Brady a twenty-ish environmental activist and anthropologist with a bachelor degree in Cognitive Science & Sustainability from the University of California, Santa Cruz (2015-2019) posted a photo of her and Hill at Waikiki, the pair sitting side by side on their respective logs, hands tenderly imprisoned, a secret fire burning only for each other, Hill’s hair flying like a golden banner, Diamond Head perfectly framed behind the lovers.
“Two more months and we get to call this gorgeous place home,” wrote Brady, letting the cat outta the bag that she and the Academy Award nominated actor-cum-director would move from his nine-million dollar “windowless monolith” with its 3600 square feet of lebensraum in Malibu Colony, a guarded, gated beachfront setup footsteps from the point made famous by anti-hero Miki Dora, to the magical island of Oahu.
Sadly, it would be Brady’s last post of the pair together.
Perhaps to prove his point that he’s staying put in Malibu, two months ago Hill bought a joint across the street from the monolith that has its own stairs down to the water’s edge.
And, now, sharp-eyed paparazzi have photographed Olivia Miller, sister of model Raychel Roberts, and the co-founder of the online vintage shopping site Chasseresse, in a passionate clutch near Malibu.
Paps report Hill is currently in Santa Barbara and heading north in his Mercedes Van.
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Aren’t Hawaii’s waters polluted enough already?
Seems like the main difference between “famous” peoples problems compared to the rest of us is the attention (paparazzi). Seen a similar scenario in my local trailer park. Lmao. 😂😂
shucks. you’re still gritty in my book
She likes it in the poop shoot.
Say “adorable masculine tits” one more time. You clearly want to.
It looks like chaz bono and another chick. Where’s jaws when you need him……….he’s probably thinking he needs a bigger mouth for the fat chick on the right.
Know they call a lesbian divorce? A lickety split!
One of those Bu esque articles that that would be favorably enhanced by Ben going richter in the comments.
Hey Hill, LA can fuck off. Keep heading north. Just surfers surfing.
I usually get my surfing information from TMZ, but now I find your articles to be so much more informative! Thanks Beach Grit. Super duper ultra hard surf candy! Soft tops rule! Butt ripping style holmes!
he is gonna be another Phillip Seymore Hoffman.. unless he bails on Hollywood..he is the kind Hollywood chews up and spits out.
Ah, relationship gossip for grumpy locals.
Greed?
You mean like a haole mainlander thinking he is entitled to a piece of Hawaii??
People moving to,Hawaii is the cause of the housing shortage.
high cost of living?
Disqus Bots put 21 comments in the “comments pending” box. Fuck knows why, sometimes it happens.
I approved them all later (probably was 12 hours as I’m not on here 24/7)
It’s just bots going off weird algorithms, they get it wrong 95% of the time.
I’ve got them as switched off as much as I can within the constraints of the Disqus platform.
That is all, no more no less.
Trust me you’re not that important that Disqus along with those you speak of are conspiring to shut your voice down. And to be honest it worries me about your mental health that you even go there in your head.
Dude’s gritty if he’s from Waipahu. Dude’s even gritter if he’s from Waipahu and willing to dox himself for all gritters to see.
JH: “she’s both waxing and waning me from the tree huggers and meterologic change creeps & peeps!”
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Jesus calm down. The Disqus bots for whatever reason just marked a bunch of comments as spam. It’s not a conspiracy.
So you can make a silk purse out of canned spam.
Goddamit Negs, I demand a conspiracy!
Break up convo: J-dog, “I used you for the free surf lessons.”
I don’t know what article you are referring to but I’ll upvote you from the gritty base out of principal.
You sure that’s not Jessie miley dyer in the top pic. No it looks to feminine for her
Yeah, still no.