Outdoor retail giant REI stuffs coal into Lower Trestles’ stocking by calling for immediate US government tax credit on purchase of new e-bikes!

E-bikes for all!

Almost one month ago, noted surf stylist and artist Tyler Warren had enough. Taking to Instagram, the San Clemente local became furious at the scourge of e-bikes stuffing Lower Trestles sacred cobbled stone and penned, “The time has come to put our foot down and stop the use of Electric Bikes in California State beaches and parks,” writes Tyler. “Please sign the petition in my bio and help keep our special places not over run with excess of people and over useage that takes away from the beauty and peace of our last naturally beautiful places. The electric bikes have gotten so bad they are littered up and down beautiful state park beaches on a daily basis. It makes it feel like the 405 freeway when your out to get your fill of beach sand and ocean.”

Any surfer who has traipsed the trail from Carl’s Jr. to Lowers, on foot, has been wildly awed by the rise of the machine. E-bikes, piloted by children, teenagers, grown adults zip by at very fast speeds, whirring environmental happy (unless their charge comes from coal burning power plants). As Warren notes, though, there are many.

Many many.

Many.

Well, outdoor retail giant REI wants to make sure there MORE by pushing the E-Bike Act to its 2.3 million Instagram followers, inviting them to sign a petition that would “tell Congress to pass the E-Bike Act to create a 30% tax credit of up to $1500 on the purchase of new e-bikes.”

Clearly purely altruistic but who do you think the average e-bike consumer is? Impoverished environmentalists looking for a cleaner way to get to work, cleaning the air and reducing hair-pulling traffic on roads?

Me too.

Though, I’d imagine some enterprising San Clemente parents may get in on the deal too.

E-bikes for all!

Sign here!

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The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago

It’s a co op.
All they ask for is your name and address to become a member which gets you 10% off on all purchases and 20% once a year.
He was dumb for not signing up

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

Simple Green is the new Brandow: thirst mutilators

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

arnold is the teminator; you are the altenator!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

cruisin for a bruisin north on HWY 1…”Little surfer, little girls…make my wildest dreams…come true?”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

b4Ifuru>18?

frank
frank
4 years ago
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Right!? So ass backwards.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

They should be banned.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Kelly is so cheap he sews his old wetsuits into pockets in his shirt so he can steal soup from all you can eat restaurants

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

With regenerative braking if you pick the right route you can get more power on the way home than you started out with.

Kenneth Noisewater
Kenneth Noisewater
4 years ago

Never go full *retard

*ebike

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

401k, 403 (c) 405?

Gumby's Left Nut
Gumby's Left Nut
4 years ago
frank
frank
4 years ago

rei is creepy, I went in there to buy a map, and they wanted me to join up with all my info etc. I said F that, and then had to pay extra for the map, just not to have to sign up!!

it’s like a weird f’ing cult

also, E bikes? sure, now go make more room in the landfill, and get ready to ship all the worn out batteries to the third world in a couple years! another environmental red herring & marketing bonanza for the greedy

that’s m’ rant for the day, sorry peeps, & have a good weekend!

Skippy
Skippy
4 years ago

I have major respect for the street pedal bike folks, traffic whizzing by, some even actively menacing them and they just keep pumping. E bikes and the people who pilot them need to be shot on sight.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

still take a paper?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

The pre-teens riding them really piss me off.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Es are good
Es are good
WHOAH-OH-WHOAH
Es are good.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Naughty naughty
Very naughty


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