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Biolos (left) and Pyzel. Happier times.
Biolos (left) and Pyzel. Happier times.

Jon Pyzel chokes out Matt Biolos in heavyweight brawl, named best surfboard shaper in the world by noted design and technology website!

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The noted technology, design, science and science fiction website Gizmodo turned its steely gaze into our humble surfing space, days ago, in a broad feature that aimed to name “the best surfboards, wetsuits and surfing accessories.” Now, when I stumbled upon the headline, particularly the word “accessories,” I was all but certain the “best surfboard” would be Gerry Lopez’s Costco special and so you can imagine my shock when the heavyweight brawl came down to John John Florence’s longtime shaper Jon Pyzel and Kolohe Andino’s meister Matt Biolos.

The winner?

Pyzel.

Gizmodo wrote:

A lot of pro surfers use Pyzel boards, and so for years I stayed away, thinking they were too advanced for me. That may be true of some of their shapes, but the Phantom (6’1” round tail version) surprised me by being one of the most user-friendly boards I’ve ever tried. It paddles incredibly well and is very stable under-foot. It has a ton of drive to get down the line, but it also turns effortlessly.

I used this board in everything from 2-3-foot beach break slop to racing 6-foot+ right-hand point-breaks, and the board didn’t blink. In other words, it can grovel (i.e. catch small, weak waves) decently well but can still hold a line when things get critical. It’s good with steep, late drops, too. I went with the five fin-box version, so I could ride it as a thruster (three fins) or quad (four fins). It’s so versatile that if I could only have one board, this would probably be it. When things start getting in the double-overhead range (8-foot plus) you’ll probably want to have a step-up, and I actually found a 6’ 6” Pyzel Tank for $300 on Craigslist that I use for those big days. But for everyday conditions, the Phantom is dreamy.

Biolos did not leave the ring empty handed as his Lost + Lib Tech Quiver Killer was named best travel board.

Pretty good.

7till8 won for best wetsuit, Roark took the boardshort category and Dryrobe Advanced Long Sleeve earned best changing robe.

Do you use a changing robe?

Me either.

Celebrate the rest of the winners here.

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Sellme fitzgobbins

Pyzel is French for homosexual apparently , seems to fit with the majority of paddliac owners where i surf , the dog wags the tail

frank

I know! I thought of like three more right away, I just couldn’t keep up with it! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Michael Cupcow

Your photo choice …your most coveted skill Danielsan

F Scott Fitzbarrelled

My wife bought me a changing robe for my BDay last week. Is she trying to say she wants a trial separation?

JSC

I would think these are the type of people who could appreciate a RINSE KIT and use one on a regular basis?

https://rinsekit.com

blablabla

He is gotta be fucking with us, these great results they speak of cant possibly be real…you could see the lack of excitement for their glorious finals day, even brazillians were bored, and were the only ones at the beach, barely holding just to support filipe…..which non-core surf fans can possibly be following this? I dont know of any….
They really blew it this time, only good thing is with the ranch after the cut hopefully they can get it over with within an hour or two

Capt Sensible

Best shaper in the world , wow now thats mammoth undertaking , simply Mt everest sized pile of shapers and thier respective shapes to review and trial , how many decades did it take to complete the review and anychance they can share the full list of shapers and referanced shapes ie the data sample.

Wankers.

Ps you can always spot the spoilt brats and kooks at the beach , they use change robes.

benstandsup

in his defense he may have been using hawaiian height measurements. menehune were rumored to be 4 feet tall

@surfads

The gizmodo story. Wow. It’s like the entire r/surfing thread distilled into one article. Or did Jen engage in some sort of satanic ritual and bring Surfline Man to life?

Def getting a pair of these bad boys for Xmas
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Tom

They look like a pair of kmart $5 thongs with a dog harness attached

benstandsup

bad move bruh, those don’t even have bottle opener embedded in sole

channelbottom

Whoah! I didn’t know that you were a professional adventurer! I should’ve gotten your autograph!

Board Barnacle

My missus said if I bought a change robe she would get a divorce. I said don’t worry as I enjoy showing my hairy ass to tourists as I put my boardies on.

@surfads

Fair call. If you want to dress up like a giant baby in public you may as well get a diaper and a dummy to go with it

Phat-wan kerr

was there a category for paddling gloves?

tim_nelsen

let’s go straight to the best performance of pre-surf stretching, women’s division…(I don’t care about the other divisions)…AA at her finest!

Ricky Spanish

This guy is the WSL’s target audience. A kook with money and an equally kooky audience

tim_nelsen

best surf accessory…

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/f…

Manuka

Great! Now I know what I should go out and buy, on my credit card and all I have to do is slave wage to pay it. I’m free!

Skippy

The Abu Graib prisoner changing robes are the shit.
-CIA https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Mapski

Electrodes attached to balls optional.

Skippy

Derek definitely chose this option.

Com Turren

Gizmodo is a fantastic resource for reviews written by 30 – 40 something single guys who aren’t anywhere close to being knowledgeable or proficient in the subject matter of their review

tim_nelsen

my favs written by guys that are 25-50 years old that have knowledge of what is out of touch with reality and are always funny:

1- National Lampoon
2- Mad Mag
3- BeachGrit
4- Babylon Bee

Jimmy the Saint

Best wetsuits: C Skins in my opinion, though I have never had an Xcel

GiGi

Xcel was my go too,,,,,, need essentials not bad …. Especially for the price and quality

Sean Connery

Matt also won worst beard. Just edged out JJF.

notsurfingtoday

Ain’t neckbeards an Al Merrick thing? Beard feud coming in hot

tim_nelsen

it’s a neck to neck race here in VTA!

frank

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