Biolos (left) and Pyzel. Happier times.
Biolos (left) and Pyzel. Happier times.

Jon Pyzel chokes out Matt Biolos in heavyweight brawl, named best surfboard shaper in the world by noted design and technology website!

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The noted technology, design, science and science fiction website Gizmodo turned its steely gaze into our humble surfing space, days ago, in a broad feature that aimed to name “the best surfboards, wetsuits and surfing accessories.” Now, when I stumbled upon the headline, particularly the word “accessories,” I was all but certain the “best surfboard” would be Gerry Lopez’s Costco special and so you can imagine my shock when the heavyweight brawl came down to John John Florence’s longtime shaper Jon Pyzel and Kolohe Andino’s meister Matt Biolos.

The winner?

Pyzel.

Gizmodo wrote:

A lot of pro surfers use Pyzel boards, and so for years I stayed away, thinking they were too advanced for me. That may be true of some of their shapes, but the Phantom (6’1” round tail version) surprised me by being one of the most user-friendly boards I’ve ever tried. It paddles incredibly well and is very stable under-foot. It has a ton of drive to get down the line, but it also turns effortlessly.

I used this board in everything from 2-3-foot beach break slop to racing 6-foot+ right-hand point-breaks, and the board didn’t blink. In other words, it can grovel (i.e. catch small, weak waves) decently well but can still hold a line when things get critical. It’s good with steep, late drops, too. I went with the five fin-box version, so I could ride it as a thruster (three fins) or quad (four fins). It’s so versatile that if I could only have one board, this would probably be it. When things start getting in the double-overhead range (8-foot plus) you’ll probably want to have a step-up, and I actually found a 6’ 6” Pyzel Tank for $300 on Craigslist that I use for those big days. But for everyday conditions, the Phantom is dreamy.

Biolos did not leave the ring empty handed as his Lost + Lib Tech Quiver Killer was named best travel board.

Pretty good.

7till8 won for best wetsuit, Roark took the boardshort category and Dryrobe Advanced Long Sleeve earned best changing robe.

Do you use a changing robe?

Me either.

Celebrate the rest of the winners here.

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AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

YouTube
Wsl finals
252 k views

YouTube
Grumpy Cat
22 million views

Just saying?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

Pyzel is French for homosexual apparently , seems to fit with the majority of paddliac owners where i surf , the dog wags the tail

frank
frank
4 years ago

I know! I thought of like three more right away, I just couldn’t keep up with it! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Michael Cupcow
Michael Cupcow
4 years ago

Your photo choice …your most coveted skill Danielsan

F Scott Fitzbarrelled
F Scott Fitzbarrelled
4 years ago

My wife bought me a changing robe for my BDay last week. Is she trying to say she wants a trial separation?

JSC
JSC
4 years ago

I would think these are the type of people who could appreciate a RINSE KIT and use one on a regular basis?

https://rinsekit.com

blablabla
blablabla
4 years ago

He is gotta be fucking with us, these great results they speak of cant possibly be real…you could see the lack of excitement for their glorious finals day, even brazillians were bored, and were the only ones at the beach, barely holding just to support filipe…..which non-core surf fans can possibly be following this? I dont know of any….
They really blew it this time, only good thing is with the ranch after the cut hopefully they can get it over with within an hour or two

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

Best shaper in the world , wow now thats mammoth undertaking , simply Mt everest sized pile of shapers and thier respective shapes to review and trial , how many decades did it take to complete the review and anychance they can share the full list of shapers and referanced shapes ie the data sample.

Wankers.

Ps you can always spot the spoilt brats and kooks at the beach , they use change robes.

benstandsup
benstandsup
4 years ago

in his defense he may have been using hawaiian height measurements. menehune were rumored to be 4 feet tall

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

The gizmodo story. Wow. It’s like the entire r/surfing thread distilled into one article. Or did Jen engage in some sort of satanic ritual and bring Surfline Man to life?

Def getting a pair of these bad boys for Xmas
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Tom
Tom
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

They look like a pair of kmart $5 thongs with a dog harness attached

benstandsup
benstandsup
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

bad move bruh, those don’t even have bottle opener embedded in sole

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Whoah! I didn’t know that you were a professional adventurer! I should’ve gotten your autograph!

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
4 years ago

My missus said if I bought a change robe she would get a divorce. I said don’t worry as I enjoy showing my hairy ass to tourists as I put my boardies on.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago
Reply to  Board Barnacle

Fair call. If you want to dress up like a giant baby in public you may as well get a diaper and a dummy to go with it

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
4 years ago

was there a category for paddling gloves?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Phat-wan kerr

let’s go straight to the best performance of pre-surf stretching, women’s division…(I don’t care about the other divisions)…AA at her finest!

https://youtu.be/Kt1aV4GFIxY

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

This guy is the WSL’s target audience. A kook with money and an equally kooky audience

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

best surf accessory…

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/f…

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Great! Now I know what I should go out and buy, on my credit card and all I have to do is slave wage to pay it. I’m free!

Skippy
Skippy
4 years ago

The Abu Graib prisoner changing robes are the shit.
-CIA https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago
Reply to  Skippy

Electrodes attached to balls optional.

Skippy
Skippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Derek definitely chose this option.

Com Turren
Com Turren
4 years ago

Gizmodo is a fantastic resource for reviews written by 30 – 40 something single guys who aren’t anywhere close to being knowledgeable or proficient in the subject matter of their review

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

my favs written by guys that are 25-50 years old that have knowledge of what is out of touch with reality and are always funny:

1- National Lampoon
2- Mad Mag
3- BeachGrit
4- Babylon Bee

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Best wetsuits: C Skins in my opinion, though I have never had an Xcel

GiGi
GiGi
4 years ago

Xcel was my go too,,,,,, need essentials not bad …. Especially for the price and quality

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Matt also won worst beard. Just edged out JJF.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Ain’t neckbeards an Al Merrick thing? Beard feud coming in hot

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

it’s a neck to neck race here in VTA!

frank
frank
4 years ago

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