“Jonah Hill wants it really bad!”
As reported by BeachGrit one week ago, the Hollywood funnyman and Malibu VAL Jonah Hill will play brawling, gambling, raising hell golfer John Daly in an upcoming biopic.
Daly, a mulletted good ol boy from Arkansas, now fifty-six, was a journalist’s dream during his nineties peak, dem smoked and pickled tonsils rarely out of form.
Some of his iconic lines,
“I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever stepped into a gym – they won’t let me smoke there.”
“I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.”
“Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.”
“There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I’d rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.”
“I was never able to have three of four beers. One’s too many, and ten just ain’t enough. Basically it’s the way I’ve been since high school.”
Anyway, Daly, has responded to reports Jonah Hill is gonna play him an upcoming biopic, in a piece to Instagram.
“Jonah Hill he wants it really bad and the way me and him have fluctuated with weight in our lives, and no disrespect to him, cause I love him, I love him an actor… he wants it bad and I think he’d be great.”
Why does Hill, a serious thespian, want it bad, y’think, particularly given his struggle with fake cocaine following his role as Donnie Azoff in 2013’s The Wolf of Wall Street?
Hill, you’ll remember, was hospitalised with bronchitis following the seven-month shoot. Even though the fake coke was vitamin powder, it didn’t matter said Hill ‘cause “if you ingest that much matter into your lungs, you will get very sick” and added, “It’s interesting pretending to be on drugs.”
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Careful John… Vajonah hates it when people talk about his weight
whut’z up Crab~boy?
i do not know of what you wright of, oakie~doakie?
and i ain’t gonnie go gogglie it, ok?
re~read what i wrote up above,
these 2 BG wrightin’ dudes are on~line bully-in ~ of some dude,
he of whom has found thee stoke of ridin’ a wave, and they continuosly wright f**kin’ sheeee~it ’bout him, for doin’ so, for surfin’, for ridin’ a wave, or 2, 3, 4 or more,
just gettin’ away from REAL life, dig?
every f*kin’ week,
they spew their hatred, at Jonah
just another dude, gettin’ wet, tryin’ to have fun,
b4 real life, happens again…
do you be down with that?
f**k that sheeee~it.
hmmm.
this ol’ Venice Boy: seen in ’79,
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
well, i ain’t, so f**k ***…
bye.
rw
if JH doesn’t drive hisself crazy, the Hollywood movie-making characters and those he re-enacts certainly will:
“cut! let’s do it over again…and again…until we get it right.”
“make-up to the set.”
“oops, I forgot my lines…”
“script girl…where are you?”
“where’s Jonah?”
“where’s Jonah?”
Jonah is out havin’ fun, ridin’ waves ~ surfin’!
yep, yep, + yep…
heya BG wrighten’ kookz?!?
what iz up with you 2 boys alwayz baggin’, on Jonah Hill?
does it realllly bother ya that a dude wanted to learn to surf, ride some waves, in mid~life,
years after you 2 kookz had already learnt to stand up on your own surfin’ board?
WTF happened to you 2 lil’ boyz?
did ah, an older brother, {like i am, to my younger brother {‘Crazy Dave’}
give you tightie-whitie wedge~iez, whisker burnz, skull nuggiez, wet~williez, pink~belliez, spit~wadz,
ya know, just torment thee sheeee~it outta you, as a kid,
as only an older brother, can do?
or did some bigger kid next door,
ala Jonah, may~be do so,
on unto thee?
did a big~boy pick on you lil’ dwebz when ya was young,
is that why ya be h8in’, soooo much?
online bully~in’ ~ i wonder,
f**k…
i have met that dude Jonah, at thee beach, here in Los Angeles
i, bein’ a dude from real, ol’ school Venice, from Doggie~Town.
Jonah, he just enjoyz his surfin’, ridin’ wavez,
dig?
you 2,
you Beach~ie Grit wrighterz seem to have soooo much hatred for that dude,
a dude who lost his brother a few yearz ago, + i wonder: why???
hmmm,
randy
below,
is a song, sung by some dude, whom lost his friend, Jonah’s brother, a few yearz ago:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
heya lil’ boyz!
you can buy a licensed image, from Getty Images, of me,
rw, standin’ across thee street from The WSL head~quarterz,
at the ol’ surfinin’ shop, from where Doggie~Town wuz originated, that i ran for many yearz,
for only $499.00, to use on your web~site or what~eve’z thee license allows ya to use it for, hahaha!
l8z, randy
https://www.gettyimages.in/…
What
Lay off the gear homie.
Yes!
Golfing is just a good stepping-on-some-birdshit ruined.
Is that you, Barton?
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Fuck golf. It’s the antithesis of surfing and deserves no space here.
Yes, with this website’s usually stringent adherence to strictly surfing related content, I vote that Derek receive no less than fifty lashes for publishing this irrelevant garbage.
Haha. Seriously though. Anything but Golf. Fuck Golf
Come on! Tell me you wouldn’t arrive in Vegas for a 2 day bender with Daly?
I wouldn’t be drinking light beer that’s for sure.
Hit me, daddy, watch me bleed!
You know with that mindset all you are doing is eliminating one more way you can get away from the wife or GF. And beer is involved!
Mmmm… Beer!
But don’t you just adore the natty knitwear!
John Daly – the Surfing Man’s Golfer!