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Cardi B (pictured) scanning our kind for next scalp. Image: @iamcardib
Cardi B (pictured) scanning our kind for next scalp. Image: @iamcardib

Cardi B goes on anti-surf warpath after winning lawsuit over surf team manager, trains ire on surf broadcasting legend Kaipo Guerrero’s famous ex Madonna!

Scary days.

As you have certainly read by now, pop sensationalist Cardi B has officially won the lawsuit brought against her by RVCA’s surf team manager Mike Brophy. At issue was an image of Brophy’s tattooed back placed in a compromising position on Cardi B’s album cover. Brophy was seeking $5 million for damages to reputation etc. but a judge ruled against him.

Taking a victory lap, Cardi B lined up her sights and let Madonna have it next.

In a post celebrating her book S.E.X., Madonna penned, “I spent the next few years being interviewed by narrow minded people who tried to shame me for empowering myself as a woman. Now Cardi B can sing about her WAP, Kim Kardashian can grace the cover of any magazine with her naked ass, and Miley Cyrus can come in like a wrecking ball. You’re welcome bitches…(clown emoji).”

Cardi B, not happy, responded, “I literally payed this woman homage so many times cause I grew up listening to her…she can make her point without putting clown emojis and getting slick out the mouth…These icons really become disappointments once u make it in the industry that’s why I keep to myself.”

And later doubled down, replying on Twitter, “EXACTLY SAY WAT YOU WANT TO SAY BUT DONT INSULT ME THE FUCK …nobody gonna lil girl me (specially a white woman).”

While music fans went back and forth about who was right and who was wrong, surfers began quietly trembling. Madonna is, of course, famous for her S.E.X. book but most famous for dating the most beloved of World Surf League commentators, one Kaipo Guerrero.

The handsome Guerrero can be seen, and heard, during virtually all of the WSL’s Championship Tour broadcasting season and brings warmth, charm, grace and knowledge to our favorite pastime.

A legend.

The aforementioned and Madonna dated in 1985 which clearly aggravated Cardi B. If she is able to take The Material Girl out, as proxy, after smashing Brophy, who might be next?

Matt Biolos?

Jonah Hill?

Pip Toledo?

Jessi Miley-Dyer?

Scary days.

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Haywood Jablowme

That beat skank has taken more black rods than a prison urinal.

Sean Connery

I wonder if Madonna and Britney Spears have the same doctor.

Chris Bowman

Cardi is a nasty pig, whatever color she is

M.

Crazy how quickly these things are being forgotten.

tim_nelsen

they are all on the ballot this year…week, days,,,

astro

Kaipo brings much joy and merriment with words like relevation…
and announcing to the WSL massive audience of several millions – Your Barra de La Cruz Champion is – JohnJohn Florence !
Fucken hell …

tim_nelsen

don’t get too fancy…Bitchy Crab

Pyzel's Ghost

THE FUCK???

Board Barnacle

Or a surfboard?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Off?

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I’m 100% all about wanting to fuck Cardi B after seeing this photo.

tim_nelsen

hold her hand, first…

FelipesFrontFoot

I’m with ya, that right there is my jam. (Not marmalade)

channelbottom

I wouldn’t touch her with your’s.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Yes, you would.

Haywood Jablowme

She is beat. I wouldn’t hit that with your dong and someone else pushing.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Good to know.

Working Class Hero

Fuck this ho and her fake ass

Darrin Porter

Australians aren’t very bright

Board Barnacle

But yet more so than yanks.

Darrin Porter

Not if they don’t think madonna isn’t white. What a silly comment

Board Barnacle

Most Aussies would know that she is of Italian heritage on one parents side but don’t care to much about it.

Darrin Porter

Newsflash.. .Italians are white

NEGATRON
Darrin Porter

And?

Board Barnacle

Why are you so hung up on race/colour?

Darrin Porter

I’m not. I was replying to the previous post

Brutus

not in Australia , they were called wogs and Dagos when they first showed up in the 60’s in Australia …….were not white as per the Aryan race stuff!!

Darrin Porter

Like I posted, Australians aren’t too bright

jose garrido

The Sicilian would disagree

Darrin Porter

They can disagree, but in the united states they are categorized as white

jose garrido

Sicilian where treating horrible in the south. That the reason we have Columbus day in the usa

Bush rebel

Im 1/2 Italian and only considered white by other Americans as dark as me. Some Wasps in America don’t consider me white. I’m not white enough to join the kkk or so I’ve been told. As far as culturally I can pass as white and am only treated differently when ultra white assholes hear my ethnic name and assume I’m different. Then thier attitude changes. In short only stupid fucks judge people by skin color or ethnicity. Get tubed fuckers!!

Christopher Dean

KKK has a new equity policy. They’re allowing POCs. KKK gone woke. C’mon, get with the program.

Darrin Porter

Especially a white woman? Racist much?

mike m

Hot mess, both of ’em.

Ricky Spanish

Not that anyone gives a shit, but I’m putting myself in timeout until this celebrity story with bullsit surfing connection phase blows over.

Chief Hot stuff

Greasy shits, Daygos. squalees

Brutus

don’t forget Western Oriental Gentleman…WOGs ….

Nonagon_Infinity

Sick dress but, is that *Phillipe in the red wetty?

Jimmy the Saint

I’m loving this anti white woman movement!

20 mule team

Yt crackas gotta pay

Igp Racing

So do spooks

🍓Daniel lovely slut🔞

Really!?


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