"It's really a shame Jonah Hill didn't make 21 Jump Street in 1939."
The very famous actor Jonah Hill is not the icon we surfers deserve, nay. He is far above us both in renown and talent, communing with gods and goddesses, Leonardo DiCaprio, creating art and being lauded for that art. Yes, we are lucky to have him but even in our grand appreciation who amongst us would have thought Hill capable of curing baked-in prejudices and rage?
But it is true.
Hours ago the artist formerly known as Kanye West, a man who got into MAJOR trouble earlier in the year for denouncing “Jewish people,” had a miraculous change of heart.
West did not just denounce Jewish people once. He denounced them here, he denounced them there. Kanye West denounced them everywhere.
And got in big trouble.
Active clothing, shoe juggernaut Adidas was forced to drop him, along with the rest of his partners, which West blamed on Jewish people, and that was that.
Die cast.
Until hours ago, for it was then that West watched Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street and his heart and his hardness melted straight away.
Per Instagram:
Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump street made me like Jewish people again
No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people
No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew
Thank you Jonah Hill I love you.
I’d have to think the United States government is, right now, coming up with plans to send Hill and a box of DVDs to Tehran.
World peace in our time.
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I still hate everybody.
He just watched the 21 Jump St movie for the first time now? Or watched it again? He enjoyed it?
“if you did prefer shaved babylike snatches”
DR you’re a bad man.
If only Hitler had watched 21 Jump Street!!!
Good article on racism.
Wouldn’t this be a great time for a ‘certain’ ‘someone’ to recant, apologize, or delete ‘his’ racist comment he made on BG.
I’m trying my hardest.
Keep my wife’s hair out of your mouth
“ crack”
Fact check: TRUE!
I would have said War Dogs.
But that may be because of Ana de Armas.
Wait…are we talking about hating Jews or Commies?
I’d go full commie for her.
As would I.
Rashida Tlaib quietly agreed with everything that Kanye said.
Uh oh! Speaking of keeping shit quiet.
https://redstate.com/bonchi…
110%.
Exhibit E. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The ’80’s were the best decade.
They’re both still celebrated. More quietly so, but still celebrated. Segregation is so hip again. It may be different colors, some of the time, but for most of the time that segregation is all the rage again. We’d like to think the left have run out of ideas for ways to be raging racists, and let’s be honest, what was old is new again, but it ultimately comes down to the left being unable to change their colors. It just required a couple generation gap.
Watching the WSL this year made me like the NBA again.
Why not the WNBA, you misogynist?
Because I like men, so maybe I’ll tune in. What channel are the games on?
Remembering that the Jews run Hollywood made me like Jews again, because movies are fun
Remembering that a Scientologist was responsible for Top Gun Maverick made me love Scientologists again!
How many more you reckon they make? I am saying at least two more. I still think he should have died in that crash.
Shut up Kanye you gay fish.