In twist straight out of neo-noir film “Usual Suspects,” Jonah Hill’s ex Sarah Brady reveals she may, in fact, be lightly narcissistic!

Audiences gasping for air.

The ride we’ve been on. Three weeks ago, Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady went for the beloved actor’s throat. The onetime surf instructor took to Instagram and dumped tens upon tens of private text messages between the two. Brady accused Hill of being a misogynist and also a narcissist, damning him days and days later with more and more text message reveals alongside taking the brave mantle of PTSD survivor.

The fusillade, it appears, is still continuing.

In a Instagram Story spree one hundred posts deep, tens of thousands deep over the past three weeks, Brady again accuses Hill of misogyny though this time adds the Usual Suspects-esque twist that she, herself, might be a touch narcissistic.

“I believe I may have more narcissistic traits than the average person especially if I’m hypomanic or manic. I’ve seen a lot of doctors for my bipolar disorder and I’ve asked if I am a narcissist and each one I’ve asked has said no so far. I’m sure I’ll ask again soon after all this sharing.”

Audiences left gasping for air in the very same way they gasped for air after it was revealed exonerated sex offender Kevin Spacey’s Roger “Verbal” Kint was, in fact, Keyser Söze.

Boom.

But did you know, according the The Ultimate Book of Gangster Movies, that Usual Suspects writer Christopher McQuarrie settled on Söze, as the name of his main character, after finding it in a Turkish-language dictionary? It comes from the idiom söze boğmak, which means “to talk unnecessarily too much and cause confusion” (literally: to drown in words).

Well look at that.

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