Surf stud.
A bombshell exploded, this morning, in the scintillating though sad story of Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen and the greatest football player of all-time Tom Brady each hiring divorce lawyers. Radar magazine is reporting the reason for the split is that the “marriage has gone cold as ice,” according to an NFL insider close to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ starting quarterback. “Gisele is a Brazilian supermodel with a super sex drive and she’s told her friends she needs more from her all-American husband.”
Brady, you see, appears to be one of those sorts of sportsmen who believes that love making, before partaking in an athletic feat, diminishes… virility when pushing against other men, I suppose.
The actor Dax Shepard asked Brady directly about sex before sport on a podcast, once, Brady demurring before offering, “That wouldn’t be my pregame warm-up.”
The news sent surf fans, already sitting by lit candles, into an obscene frenzy.
Bündchen and the greatest surfer of all-time, one Kelly Slater, you see, were involved with each other, romantically, in 2005 and 2006. Two years when Slater, maybe not coincidentally, won world titles. As everyone but World Surf League CEO Erik Logan knows, surfing is not, in fact, a sport so unaffected by a little night music.
Now, Slater is currently in a committed relationship but Ben Affleck was in one with Ana de Armas and Jennifer Lopez was in one with Alex Rodriguez before they reunited in a flurry of marriages.
Mt. Power Couple.
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Brady’s completion percentage in the bedroom, is woefully short of HOF PARAMETERS!
Did Antonio Brown??? Nah nevermind
Nice try. But nobody cares.
I don’t see how anyone gives a shit and if you do get a fucking life!!!!!
Yeah. Have you ever been blowing a guy and then stopped cause his balls smell?
Please please let me believe Tom Brady is going to be single. I am 72 years old and don’t have much left to hold on to give me this please!
I’ll help her out. He’s never around to take care of her so I’m not surprised.
Do you duty as a supposed loving husband dude…
I’m pretty sure we’re in the end times.
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This is true if I have sex with my girlfriend before a mtb ride , I am totally wasted. She thinks it’s funny.
She wants Tampa Bay to run the shotgun cuz his finger smelled funny
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This just proves even Giselle’s junk gets old after awhile. Brady is trying to squeeze everything out for one last go at a SB ring. She should understand that- the season is only going to last another 3 or 3.5 months. This is a transparent and pathetic stunt to usurp power and control in thier marriage.
Are you guys like the check out rags…. trying to make a story out of nothing… who gives a shit.. stick with the crap that actually IS happening to surfing…
…you new here?
Are you Tom’s new boyfriend?
Chad, you’re assuming that Kelly didn’t get dumped for the same reason.
I never cared for her personally. I think Tom is Terrific! He is very committed to his sport. And the 6 SuperBowl rings he has prove that. She just seems to be a snooty Bitch who wants ALL her needs met no matter the cost. Well, tough noogies for her! I hope he has a pre-nup so she gets nothing from the divorce. Let her go back to the jungle.
You apparently don’t know she makes more money than Tom.
Oh my.. Google is your friend Cathie
Just a couple points of clarity here puddin. 1) Trady has 7 rings, 6 with Patriots, 1 with BUCS. 2) The little woman would’ve been the one requesting a prenup, as her net worth independent of Tommy’s is 150 million more, 400 million vs 250 million.
more tabasco? https://youtu.be/SPy4AL_vTUk
Guys like Brady have hotter younger chicks throwing themselves at him all day. No matter how hot the girl is, if she’s annoying, you lose interest in the bedroom.
He Probly just wants to play football, hang with the boys, and live an easy life.
Been there with every gf myself, super hot but end up getting bored with all their shit
Sounds like you need a boyfriend
nttawwt…
The way I see it is if your married and in love satisfying your partner is top priority right after paying the bills of course Brady should of just retired and gave her what she wanted.
Playaz gonna play
“I can shoot as many snide remarks at Pip as I want, my new wife’s Brazilian.”