Hamilton (left) with offending bauble.
Hamilton (left) with offending bauble.

Surf enthusiast and Kelly Slater acolyte Lewis Hamilton in hot water over wearing rebellious nose stud whilst driving race car!

If you can't rock n roll...

Lewis Hamilton is an international icon, a winning competitor, very handsome but also cute like a chinchilla. He is, in short, a perfect man, and surf enthusiast, guided by the one and only Kelly Slater. A few years ago, Hamilton penned, “He probably doesn’t know this but Kelly changed my life for the better. I want you all to know how great of a human being this man is. I am forever grateful for the time you have given me, for the insight and your passion for the waves. Thank you @kellyslater! Can’t wait until we can hit the waves again.”

Well, Hamilton’s love of our rebellious surfing lifestyle, replete with edgy sunglasses, mud hill sliding, mud hill policing, cocaine etc. has landed the F1 star in hot water as he was summoned to the highest law in that sport in order to answer for some rock n roll.

Per ESPN.

No further action has been taken against Lewis Hamilton for wearing a nose stud during qualifying day for the Singapore Grand Prix, although his Mercedes team has been fined €25,000 for submitting a scrutineering form that declared Hamilton was not wearing jewellery.

Hamilton explained after qualifying that he was wearing his nose stud because removing it at previous rounds had led to an infection and he had been told by doctors to keep it in place to avoid the infection coming back.

The stewards at the Singapore Grand Prix accepted Hamilton’s explanation, but still fined Mercedes for signing off a form that “declared that the driver complied with the requirement not to wear jewellery in the form of body piercing”.

Now, of course Slater would have counseled Hamilton to steer clear of the rebel yell, as he has always represented the glories of clean living, and it can only be hoped that the British speedster will return to the honest path.

Truth and integrity.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

coming soon…just tried to explain Brando to my Syrian butcher…he didn’t laugh…so I exited stage right…

christopherkreschollek
christopherkreschollek
3 years ago

Not now. I’m ‘batin.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

hahahaha…was funny the first time ’round…reality is creepin in now…

christopherkreschollek
christopherkreschollek
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Sorry. I’ve never existed anywhere else but in reality.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago

My daughter had the same problem when she was 16

Twinnie
Twinnie
3 years ago

Do they check for a prince Albert?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Twinnie

comes in platinum and titanium!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Blood maketh the grass grow!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Especially the blood of patriots!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Who the f is going to be bleeding Patriots? Beta soy boys? Ha

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

from chris above: “We’re batin…”

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

I didn’t know anyone still used those terms.

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Blood and bone we use in Oz.

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Does the nose ring jeopardize his perfect man status?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

For those who missed it the first time… https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

c4
c4
3 years ago

Try any of the dog meat skewers from the street vendors yet? Stoked for you to get over there.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Staying in Padang Padang so tons of good eating options. Fucking gringo heaven. Seems 30 yrs ago was the time to be here I reckon.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

You’re in Indo?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Just for 3 days. First ever trip here so started with Bali. Swell been smaller. Probably a good thing for my lack of experience on reefs. Crowded as shit too.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

Right on DHMF!
Enjoy

channelbottom
channelbottom
3 years ago

Wha-hey!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
3 years ago

My eyes went straight to Butternuts. Sounds like a good time.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Fucking rocks at low tide Ulus = meatgrinder. Luckily dude rented me booties to go along with a board. Some local told me it was the smallest day of the year, and it was still better than anything I’ve ever seen surfing 30 years off and on at my home break. I was smiling the whole time and everyone else looked constipated. Aloha is dead.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

I think all men wearing nose rings should be fined.


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