Legendary surf photographer delivers wild backhanded compliment to LGBTQ+ big-wave world champ, “Imagine going on all the waves she’s attempted… knowing there’s zero to one percent chance of making it”

"Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” 

Four days ago, handkerchiefs were moistened when the forty-four-year-old big-wave champ and LGBTQ+ icon Keala Kennelly hinted she was done with the pro surfing game after suffering one of the worst wipeouts of The Eddie Invitational.

“My entire surfing career has been about pushing the limits in women’s surfing. This is what pushing your limits looks like, it isn’t always pretty but the ones that I’ve had in my career where I went #fullsend and was successful were incredible. This might be my last #send. My body can’t take this shit anymore…I hope you enjoyed the show.”

A 2011 visit to Teahupoo ended with a trip to the emergency room in Papeete to remove pieces of coral embedded in her face and to insert a subsequent forty stitches. Kennelly described as like having a car accident.

In 2020, Kennelly was awarded wipeout of the year at the Red Bull Big Wave Awards following a parachute jump at Jaws that still gives the viewer a little shiver.

It speaks volumes that Kennelly, who famously won her world crown despite not making a takeoff on her two waves in the one-day title decider, paddled out on a day at Waimea so heavy former Eddie winner and greatest surfer of all time Kelly Slater stayed on the beach and handed his spot to lifeguard Chris Owens.

Keala does send it.

And, now, the former photo editor of Surfing Magazine Jimmy Wilson, a man who once stiffed me so hard on a tour rumour about John John Florence I was subsequently forced to double-check the veracity of every rumour hence, has delivered the wildest of backhanded compliments.

“Is Keala Kennelly the most psycho charger of all time?” tweeted Wilson. “Skill:Send ratio is out of this world. Imagine going on all the waves she’s attempted, knowing in the back your mind, there’s a 0-1% chance of making it.”

There’s something very Atticus Finch about Kennelly. 

Finch, the white lawyer in Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird, delivers a wonderful speech about courage to his bro when he takes on the futile task of defending a black man wrongly accused of rape (this was before #believeallwomen).

“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” 

The antithesis of Kennelly, I suppose, is the current men’s world champ Filipe Toledo whose preternatural skill would see him through anything the ocean throws at him, but still, even after all the silly barbs and skewed looks and talk of asterisks next to his name, Filly Don’t Go.

A little hypothetical for y’all.

If magic existed and you could possess the bravery and chutzpah of Keala or the small-wave skills of Filipe, what would your choose and why?

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Gadoot
Gadoot
3 years ago

Great surfing but lacks power

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
3 years ago

Well at least she showed up a had a fair old crack at it , more than you can say about for that total hoax felicity palmateer , talk about ridding on the back of everyone elses hard work i think she must be the number 1 hoax in pro / semi pro surfing going arround at the moment.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
3 years ago

To be fair his bio does say ‘little to no filter’

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

in her honor…

https://suburbanmen.com/wp-…

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago

I enjoyed every wipeout

Billy Hunt
Billy Hunt
3 years ago

C’mon DR … not a single reference to her being gay … do you even know how to surf journalismism?

paul taublieb
paul taublieb
3 years ago

She’s a little mushuga but surfing mensch to go along with her chutzvah. Mazeltov for sending it. La Chaim!

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

he wants to.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Felipe is the most fluid, fast, technically perfect surfer with spice on top of spice.

His mental break downs at two venues question many things, but not his precision. He should be able to charge Pipe and Chopes.

But I would give your left nut to surf pumping JBay the way Felipe did. Fuck yeah.

KK has guts in spades, give her that.

3 great posts in one night…. thatta boys BG.

Gadoot
Gadoot
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Pip is like one of those little dogs that are always nervous. I’ll take drawn out power carves over his repetitive precision.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

You mean his repetitive precision on drawn out power carves?

Gadoot
Gadoot
3 years ago

He’s too little for power carves.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I prefer the way parko surfs jbay over Felipe any day.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

DK. gas, ass, grass.

J H
J H
3 years ago

Carissa and Steph have done FAR more than she has.

As have other female tour surfers (Tyler can be in the discussion but her victim mentality is backfiring on her).

And even Bethany Hamilton is a much more inspirational figure.

BUT…she is out there in life threatening conditions so that gains her a modicum of respect from me.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

You Kennelly hope…

Otto
Otto
3 years ago

There’s still Surf Ranch if she wants to jump off a train.

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

Ill tip my hat to her for charging with 0-1% makes, BUT the endless banter and self promotion is what shits me!! Humble kudos would been better KK

JSC
JSC
3 years ago

Felipe, of course – actual surfing is much more fun than getting pounded within 2.54 centimetres (1 inch) of y9ur life.

Keala may have been more successful if she had learned how to actually surf – instead of how to execute crazy wipeouts.

Todd Hopkins
Todd Hopkins
3 years ago
Reply to  JSC

SO much hate from those of you with so few skills. Is it small dick syndrome or just insecurity? Maybe both?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  Todd Hopkins

Hey Todd, welcome to the lineup. Maybe read a few articles and their comments to get a feel for the place and the commenters, before dropping in on people. There are no sacred cows here. Cheers, DHMF

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  Todd Hopkins

Hi keala!

J H
J H
3 years ago

Obviously we all give her credit for trying BUT…

How does it advance women’s surfing when all she does is wipe out?

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

Nup not taking the bait, Mr Tron’s already shirty with me

ricmatic
ricmatic
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

such restraint, well done

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

SHE’S GAY!! U heard!?

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Mate we haven’t even started the season proper, there’s 12 odd month’s of derogatory slander and banter to enjoy

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… and looks good in a suit

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

FUCK

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Surf like Phil.
Because
Shralp!!!

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

KK isn’t merely just an inspiration to female surfers—she’s an inspiration to all surfers in that she has proven that with enough dedication, you can get actually get paid to do nothing but wipe out

J H
J H
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Kind of like elected officials (of all parties)…getting paid to make things worse.

ricmatic
ricmatic
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Like me! except the pay part

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Funny and upvoted…but, there is a backstory. Supposedly she fucked her leg a few years ago and by her own admittance can barely stay on her feet anymore:
https://www.surfline.com/su…

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

and in that sense, she is my spirit animal

Todd Hopkins
Todd Hopkins
3 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Stay on the beach with your soft tops then you clowns. If you don’t understand what she’s done for big wave riding you probably have never paddled out over 5 foot! Keep that Wavestorm polished for the next swell buddy!

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago
Reply to  Todd Hopkins

Inertia afficionado detected.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
3 years ago
Reply to  Todd Hopkins

“Keep that Wavestorm polished for the next swell buddy!”

billboard or t-shirt..?

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  Todd Hopkins

Hi Todd, everyone here gets shit flung on them. You might enjoy lightening up a bit.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
3 years ago

To be fair KKs strong suit seems to be paddling into a wave just enough to jump from the pitching lip


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