"Step-dads can be dicks!"
The eleven-time number one surfer in the world Kelly Slater, who is still a competitive threat even in his fifty-second year, has rocked the surf world to its core with the revelation that he threatened to beat his mother’s ex-lover to death with a baseball bat.
In Slater’s most revealing interview yet, and that sure is saying something, bombshells being dropped by the champ every other day it might seem, friends and family dying or gravely wounded ‘cause of the COVID vax, threats of retirement and so on, he has blown the lid on his wildest story ever.
“Step-dads can be dicks,” he tells Dax Shepard on the The Armchair Expert podcast, recalling the time his mama brought in a homeless man, “a mechanic and a redneck” who slept on the couch next to Slater for two months before progressing to a relationship with the mammy.
“It was very weird,” says the Champ.
Later, when the relationship went south, Slater, then twenty-two and a two-time world champ, paid the man a visit armed with a baseball bat.
“I had the bat in my hand and said I’ll fucking kill you.”
Essential.
Yeah Champ give Cracks.
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that pic is getting old and needs a tune-up…slide a ladder under his butt. remove the alcohol. KS don’t drink. give Jack all the drugs & spritzers & and the bat…but take away his typewriter!
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I gave all your Mom’s what they wanted!! And, you might not want to hold that bat by that end,….Son..
So sad. A direct reflection of the fact that Kelly’s real father never played baseball with him
Batts in the bell free
Ever plat baseball with the devil in the pale moon light?
Good for Kelly.
(*if, in fact, that is a true story…)
its still the kelly show haha
What is with the creepy woman co host?
kelly is a douche…
He should let his surfing do the talking, sell OuterKnown (if it’s worth anything) and get out of the wave pool business.
Ol kell might have ended up with extra ventillation rocking up to a guy’s place with a bat and making threats.
I look forward to the tug of war between relevance and reality after he retires!
Many a crazy tale to
inventembellishrecall yet!I don’t know. FL in 80s / early 90s was a pretty redneck place. Lots of fights and threats, usually ending in little permanent damage. Seems like threatening a guy with a bat wouldn’t have been too out of place. Using the bat would have been a different story. Most common approach would be to threaten with bat, crowbar etc, but then drop the implements and proceed w/ typical ineffective haymakers and finally the completely useless ground grapple.
Remember the tape where slater boxes a tall sponge in the street and gets clocked and quits?
Yeah, assuming it’s same one where he rips off the gloves. Good old days
He won’t retire ever.
Chap 2.0 Balance Upset
To the depth of your core, man What have you done today? That makes you more of a man, say, much bigger than life…today?
Are you keen to your senses, Keen to your soul? Then why waste time on voting & socializing & activism…Most of you life is about avoiding sin.
The high rode is my road…Keep up if you can…Did you call me crazy, Kelly?
AMEN
My mum had some fuckwit boyfriends but man, sleeping next to a homeless dude? That’ll make you want to win. True grit. Good on his mum.
Very true. Solid parenting. I’m locking my boys in the henhouse with the dog and a couple of the neighbour’s sheep tonight. Not just the ordinary sheep either, a couple of right queer ones.
Let’s see what they can achieve in the future.
That is Prime Minister education right there.
I’m calling Child Protective Services now, but can you tell me the closest town that has an office?
My mum had a boyfriend named tad, he was from Poland. We called him tadpole
Fuck, did he evolve into a frog or a prince?
I remember him being very dull, the worst of abuse
Just a toad then aye.
Ms Slater’s seen more pricks than a 2nd hand dart board
Ooooft