Photo: Sports Illustrated. On stands May 18.

81-year-old Martha Stewart joins surf stars Anastasia Ashley, Malia Manuel, Caroline Marks as Sports Illustrated swimsuit pin-up!

Age but a number.

Few honors are as great, maybe, than that of gracing the cover and/or centerfold of the Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit edition. Oh women posing scantily clad may seem antiquated but it is also empowering, I think, and many surf stars have been empowered during the course of the magazine’s fifty-plus year run. Notables include Anastasia Ashley, Malia Manuel, Caroline Marks and Kelly Slater.

Well, the 81-year-old Martha Stewart has officially joined their ranks becoming the most senior person ever and wow.

“When I heard that I was going to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, I thought, ‘Oh, that’s pretty good, I’m going to be the oldest person I think ever on a cover of Sports Illustrated.’ And I don’t think about age very much, but I thought that this is kind of historic.”

Historic is right.

Though lest you think the lifestyle guru and ex-con is merely a pretty face, Stewart is also an avid waterwoman being trained by none other than “King of the Sea” Laird Hamilton.

Martha's Surfing Lesson | Laird Hamilton | Martha Stewart

Back to Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit edition, though, which current crop of professional surfers would you like to see included?

Felipe Toledo?

Good choice.

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old town john
old town john
3 years ago

You greenies are a big farce.
The earth will be here long after the human race has died off.

John Matthews
John Matthews
3 years ago

No 1 looks like that at 81 unless there taking Andronacrom or little children’s blood .

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago

I love drinking on an empty stomach!

Kasandra Mann
Kasandra Mann
3 years ago

Martha Stewart’s legs in that pic look like a Paraplegic. Is that pic photo shopped or did Martha suffer some heinous accident I was not aware of?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

DK…insert ad or adjacent commercials here…fluffers needed~

https://youtu.be/bp_8GKcNvdQ

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

Martha: “Trump grabbed me VP.” (abonomously sourced) “Laird hamjerkey saved me…don’t eat ti leaves…fuck me, I’m 96.” Case closed. (Durham)

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

Never thought I’d be jerking off to Martha Stewart! Back in 5 minutes

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
3 years ago

Bang bang…

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
3 years ago

You know what I’d rather see Martha than those midget brats in the gbangers like TWB.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
3 years ago

She the first convicted felon too?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

news flash. cbs/abc slashed The View. no one were injured. no tears, mine saved for later~

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

for those of you’s following grit’s music & art subsections…image by Frazetta. two bits for the jukebox…freebird~

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/f…

DavidC
DavidC
3 years ago

Is this one of those “brave” Photo-shoots?

Mochillupo
Mochillupo
3 years ago

Suprised Jessi Miley-Dwyer isn’t kicking stones not gettimg the cover ?

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
3 years ago
Reply to  Mochillupo

It would have to be a wrap around cover including a fold out

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

DR, how many times have you pleasured yourself to that cover already?

East of the 5
East of the 5
3 years ago

If I had like half dozen dick pills, an eight ball, 3 Adderalls, and 8 Vodka Redbulls in me I probably would. I remember from Sex Ed back in hight school that older girls don’t get pregnant.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
3 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

My recommendation is start with the 8 Vodka Redbulls. Hopefully she will be gone by the time your black out wears off.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

even sober, i’d fall like eddie murphy, hugh grant, and boy george over this transformer. dude is also a SI pin-up.

https://www.thegatewaypundi…

Pyzel's Ghost
Pyzel's Ghost
3 years ago
Reply to  East of the 5

So, in other words, a 6 of Pabst and a joint is all it will take for you to fall balls deep?

East of the 5
East of the 5
3 years ago
Reply to  Pyzel's Ghost

Probably like a 3 pack to be honest. I am old and don’t get out much anymore.

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Current no one but otherwise Malia Manuel (again)

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

For 3 years, I was commissioned to do photo editorials for Martha’s magazine and fledgling magazine about babies. Mostly dealt with a team of NY stylists, but on two occasions, Martha was on set herself.

The tension was thick as fog, but not for the stylists and I was shaded under their “umbrella”. She seemed amused by surfboards too. I think she smelled fear and resented being feared without provocation, just my guess, because she was very respectful of my presence and as long as I kept her main art director happy, I was good.

Over the years, I’ve found people who fed of fear and people that resented being feared. I tend to resent people who hesitate, or calculate. If you know what you are doing, do it.

One year I was working in a penthouse at Chateau Marmont and the client was spotted in the lobby about to elevator to her suite. My cart was loaded, I was out of there when the call came in and her entire staff panicked, “she’s here!!!!”.

Imagine always sensing panic?

SI is going for the diversity angle, a little celeb spicing is just icing on the cake. Token fat women, now old.

c4
c4
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Might as well tick all the boxes at once. An old fat black women in a wheelchair.

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

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