"Why would it be surprising that a pudgy,
fifty-something, white male WSL judge would err in favour of
classic surfing rather than the brand of athleticism and
progression brought to the table by the Brazilians?"
Let me tell you a little secret about teaching and
schools.
They’re not entirely objective. We might want them to be. We
might strive every day to make sure all our actions are in pursuit
of fairness. We might even believe wholeheartedly that all
decisions made and marks awarded are just and right.
But really we’re deluded.
Teachers have their favourites, whether they admit it or not.
Being conscious of it is the healthiest approach.
These pupils are not necessarily the brightest, nor the most
studious. Intelligence is important, but personality is vital. The
ability to hold a conversation will take you further than an
academic mind ever will.
The things we favour are hardly secret. We like independence of
mind and spirit. Active listening. Sustained effort. Understanding
and respect of other pupils. Engagement with people and ideas.
Common human decency.
These are qualities desirable in all people. But when you’re
marking something with subjective criteria, an essay for example,
you might well err on the side of positivity for some pupils more
than others. This is not just teaching, it’s life.
Schools are simply a microcosm of society. This is how the world
works. The corporate ladder, who gets the best shift patterns at
the sawmill, who starts or gets benched on the Sunday league team.
All decisions are based on our subjective biases, conscious or
not.
All this is to say: why would the judging of professional
surfing be any different?
Honestly, I feel vindicated. If you follow my wraps here, you’ll
know that the overscoring of flow and the castration of
explosiveness is a drum I’ve beaten before. The strength of my ire
is based on the fact I watch near enough every wave on this Tour.
Forgive me if I underestimate your pro surfing masochism, but I
just can’t see that many others are doing that. But at Surf Ranch
every wave’s a keeper, so you pay attention. And what did you see?
Was the curtain pulled back?
Is it surprising that some styles are favoured? Not at all. Why
would it be surprising that a pudgy, fifty-something, white male
WSL judge would err in favour of classic surfing rather than the
brand of athleticism and progression brought to the table by the
Brazilians?
And I know this argument seems fallible when there are Brazilian
judges among the Australians and Americans, but they are all still
men of certain age and sensibility.
Moreover, if Make Or Break taught us anything, it’s that the
cult of personality rules the judging tower. Pritamo Ahrendt, a
forty-five year old Australian, is the loudest voice in the tower,
standing over the other judges shoulders, cajoling them towards
their decisions, and asking are you sure? Are you really sure about
that score? Maybe you should look again…
These judges (all surfers, remember, committed, knowledgeable
surf nuts, as Richie Porta has always been at pains to remind us)
do not identify with Brazilian athletes. When they sneak a wave or
two pre or post waiting period, they are picturing themselves as
Ethan Ewing, not Italo Ferreira. Maybe they even exchange a “how ya
goin mate” with Ewing in the water, or cheery smile from Griff. By
contrast, Medina and Ferreira give cold stares. They’re too busy
training, not surfing.
Look at the sheer physicality of Italo and Gabriel. They seem to
grow before our eyes. These men are athletes first, surfers second.
And something in that doesn’t sit well with the judges.
Unconsciously, perhaps, but no less apparent.
In life, we are led by ego, consumed by silent bias, castrated
by the narrowness of our experience. We act, every single day, in
ways that we know are wrong, little ways and bigger ways. Yet still
we continue. We lie, we cheat, we show favouritism, we harbour
secret thoughts, we act on bodily impulses. And through it all we
might convince ourselves that our actions as an individual are pure
and justified. But they’re not. They’re really not.
I hadn’t intended to focus on the judging controversies, but the
glut of content has forced my hand. The notes I took at the
beginning of the day were all in admiration of the poise of Gabriel
Medina and Filipe Toledo. It struck me that we often do them a
disservice by focusing simply on their talent, by saying that those
guys are just good. Because it’s so much more than that. What they
exhibit with regularity is poise and execution. This is never more
apparent than in the pool.
And it’s something that is to be revered in surfing. The elite
level of all sports requires big performances in big moments, but
few are as intense as riding a wave. There is no downtime, no
timeouts, no teammates to carry you or hide behind. In surfing
there is just an uncertain canvas on which you must produce your
greatest work in the space of seconds. Gabriel Medina and Filipe
Toledo do this time and time again.
“Ethan Ewing’s not going to do an air”, I noted. “Men against
boys vs Medina”, I wrote conclusively. Then Ewing won and I was
forced to reevaluate what my eyes had told me.
But really it was nothing new. Ewing’s 9.07 against Medina was a
simple case of a surfer judged against himself, not his opponent.
No-one expects Ewing to disconnect from the wave face, so when he
does the judges go weak at the knees, even if his aerials look like
child’s play in comparison to Medina.
But Gabriel lost, somehow, and he has every right to feel
aggrieved. Medina is the best surfer in the world, at every
location, by the numbers and the eye test, yet he’s still outside
the top five.
He can win any or all of the remaining events, but he might not.
And these finals, this Tour as a whole, would be a diminished
experience if not for Gabriel Medina.
In the other semi final Colapinto matched up with the seemingly
unshakable Toledo. Both looked rattled to begin, but mostly
Griffin. Perhaps the much-hyped pressure cooker of the pool was
beginning to steam.
When Toldeo, needing a simple 7.0 on the right to win, a score
he might get literally with his eyes shut, couldn’t make the wave,
it seemed like something had shifted. He needed a ten on his final
left – a score that has not yet been rewarded in the pool. His shuv
it / varial to switch barrel was techy as it gets, but surfing is
not ready for this. It certainly wasn’t a ten. It wasn’t
particularly even to my tastes, but the 6.60 awarded was
offensively low.
The final match-up between Italo and Griffin seems to have
stirred the most controversy. It was hard to see what else Italo
might have done. Beyond the mistake on his final wave, feet
slipping off the wax to a rattled anti-climax, he surfed like a man
possessed. I didn’t count turns, nor should we, but I’d hazard a
guess Italo did more than anyone over the two days.
The decision, as is the judges wont, came down to a matter of
taste. These judges clearly preferring Colapinto’s smoothness over
Ferreira’s skitziness.
Between waves, Italo was like a caged beast, twitching and
slamming Red Bulls. There was some delightful weirdness as he clung
to the ski that Strider sat on, the latter rabbiting nonsense into
the mic whilst Italo stared into the middle distance, ignoring
him.
Surf Ranch gave us further glimpses into the curiosity that is
Italo Ferreira’s personality. He appears to have a borderline
psychotic disposition. Contrast his observed rage on waves and in
private moments with his softly spoken public demeanour and you
have an athlete that’s endlessly fascinating.
In its best form, sport is a theatre of humanity. Occasionally,
the WSL stumble into this and ineptitude works in their favour.
There are more people talking about Surf Ranch than ever before,
and Brazilians baying for blood.
The very best athletes are those who carry a chip on their
shoulder about the injustices of the world. Perceived bias and
unfair treatment only makes them stronger. Right at this moment,
Gabriel Medina and Italo Ferreira are in the gym, veins popping,
rage spilling, muscle fibres ripping then fusing ever harder. They
will not stop. They will not fail. Brazil owns the fucking WSL, and
I’m here for it.