Legendary surf coach blames Surf Ranch Pro judging controversy on Gabriel Medina, Italo Ferreira and Filipe Toledo’s “victim mentality”!

"Super ethical coming from a surf 'coach' who used to get smoked by 16 year old Medina"

So many tears and sad Instagram posts following Griffin Colapinto’s stunning, surprising even, but very controversial win over Italo Ferreira at the Surf Ranch Pro on Sunday. 

The WSL judging panel, architects of six Brazilian world champions over the last nine years, have been accused of ineptitude, bias and, by swarms of Brazilian surf fans, racism after Gabriel Medina’s loss to Ethan Ewing in his quarter-final and Italo Ferreira in the final against Colapinto. 

To recap, read “Australian surfer Ethan Ewing threatened with death following controversial win”, “Gabriel Medina pens open letter to WSL complaining of ‘shocking’ judging” and “Pro surfing in chaos as its biggest stars turn on WSL and CEO Erik Logan”. 

Now, the surf coach and former world tour competitor Glen “Micro” Hall, an engaging falsetto from Australia’s Central Coast (forget that dubious Irish ancestry that got him into the world amateurs years ago) and whose tour surfers have included Owen and Tyler Wright, Ace Buchan, Wilko, Conner Coffin and Brisa Hennessy, has weighed into the brouhaha.

Last night, Hall posted a Wikipedia definition of “victim mentality”, a pointed reference to the tears of Brazilian world champs Toledo, Medina and Ferreira. 

As expected, many more tears flowed from Brazil’s legion of surf fans. 

Coming here with enormous respect for you as surfer, coach and person that you are.

This is the type of post that does not help, on the contrary, it creates more animosity, it also encourages people to do the same: to belittle the opinion of others and consequently make them lose the courage to take a stand. Let’s not diminish other’s feelings 

Super ethical coming from a surf “coach” who used to get smoked by 16 year old Medina

Now I undestend the meaning of Micro… tiny, irelevant …

Very Micro comment, as a coach you should understand more about progressive surfing. Kind of comment coming from someone that won nothing doesnt surprise me.

Damn, do you call yourself a coach?! What a shit mentality you have

Just like a kid that gets the ball and go home because others are playing better with it. Australians have better personality than that but some are just meant to be ignored

A few supporters in there, 

I put all of this on Charlie, when your child shows unsportsmanlike and tantrum like behaviour from a juvenile age and u don’t pull them into line this is the product of that

Here come the Woman bashers to cry some more

Long-time readers will remember the time Micro gave hell to Medina during a heat together at the 2016 Quiksilver Pro, beating the Champ with an interference. 

The interference was plain enough. Micro had priority. Gabriel pushed it too far; Micro milked it and got it through. Y’could see Micro lighting up on Gabs but you could also sense he pulled his words, just a little, because as every surfer knows, you don’t smack talk a Brazilian, not when his countrymen are “passionate”, as they say.

In his post-heat interview, Micro, who looked like he’d been outfitted by a stylist from Back to the Future with his giant plastic watch and plastic sunglasses housing reflective blue lenses, was smart enough to talk up Gabriel.

“He’s a really good dude, passionate in the water and a legend out of the water.”

Soon, Gabriel appeared. He was very sad. He said, “You know, the waves are pretty bad. Ten days for waves like this? KP didn’t do a good job… I hope he can do better.”

Gabriel said he was confused by the rule that sunk him and then… unexpectedly… although perhaps it shouldn’t be unexpected given Gabriel’s sulky form, he said, “Next time Glen Hall say fuck you to me, I will teach him…”

Cut! Back to booth!

Do you remember? So good.

 

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Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
3 years ago

Glen taught Wilko how to poo stance and claim, which made him 100% Brazo. Think he has a right to express his opinion on the Brazo subject.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

potatos or potatoes? polking thru the grey neckbeard is an occasional red hair…1/16th Irish is Dane.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

“next time glen hall (…) I’ll teach him some bad words in portuguese”… thats exactly what gabriel said in that press when that fool reporter panicked and pull the mike away…

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

You’re such a kook Derek, Glenn Hall has Irish ancestry through his grandfather. This is well known even if it’s as lame as Tati being Brazilian (lame yes, dubious, no). But let’s not forget all your Jewish mates who suddenly find themselves Israelis because their ancestors were Eastern European converts to Judaism in the middle ages and not actual Hebrews from the holy land.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

tati is born in brasil from a brazilian mother in a large brazilian family with numerous brazilian relatives, couldn’t be much more brazzo than that…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

O’Reilly

Crying Jordy
Crying Jordy
3 years ago

legend… what?!

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

2015 B.C. ….looked soo ancient.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

I think with consultation and a mutual understanding of different positions we can all work together in a way that’s beneficial to all involved to choose, with respect to elders on whom land we respect, and own (?). That we can all move forward and agreed, with upmost respect to those that don’t that given the state of the wsl under ELo that it sucks BIG TIME TOO BE BRZILLAN.

P.s if you reading this Gabriel, I got your back here but trust me, the cry isn’t “free” anymore!

Well, of course it’s free if your winning?

Funny that?

E. Cardoso
E. Cardoso
3 years ago

Backslash was too much, Micro just removed the post, right when I finished my (spicy) comment 🙄.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

Legit questions, all.

Barrelled
Barrelled
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I don’t think those are that difficult to figure out. Question is, do you actually want transparency or you more looking to out and threaten the judges?

E. Cardoso
E. Cardoso
3 years ago

About the “Letter to the Community” from Erik Logan which seems you haven’t seen yet. Logan is switching the focus, appealing to the emotion card and even blaming Medina for speaking up. Those threats exist in any public stage, and anyone are subject to it. The scores on those two heats were questionable and it’s not the first time and Medina isn’t questioning judges integrity as Logan’s trying to convince us. Regarding the online harassment/threats…It’s WRONG and it should even be reported to the police or brought to court. But Logan and WSL can’t use it to attack Medina, Felipe and Italo. #RESIGNERIKLOGAN

jacksprat
jacksprat
3 years ago

Glenn is a good company man. Their excuses are usually, ‘ I was just doing my duty’.

Geronimo Mastrobator
Geronimo Mastrobator
3 years ago

For whatever inexplicable reason, I’m liking Medina more and more all the time, and look forward to him smashing his opponents.

Chuck Dukowski
Chuck Dukowski
3 years ago

As Tyler Wright’s ex coach Micro Hall is a leading expert on victim mentality.

Igor
Igor
3 years ago
Reply to  Chuck Dukowski

Ouch

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
3 years ago

Lol “Falsetto”!

Dovakin
Dovakin
3 years ago
Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
3 years ago

Maybe he was referring to Tyler?

ILikeSurf
ILikeSurf
3 years ago

They spoke their minds, how people react is up to them.

I’m sure the WSL would be fine if the atheletes were speaking their minds in support for the judges but that ain’t happening in any numbers

MarkO
MarkO
3 years ago
Reply to  ILikeSurf

In most sports questioning the judges or refs integrity results in a big fine and sometimes suspension. This victim mentality is to gain competitive advantage. Do anything to win.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
3 years ago

That really was so good

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Thanks for clearing that up Micro. I’d been trying to figure out why Medina and co reminded me of my mother-in-law. Victim mentality.

Great name for a coffee shop too. Medina&Co. Toledo&Co is good too.

Italo’s is more of a bar/club. Think Ravesis meets Coachella.

Have to admit, I’m getting sensory overload from the rapid fire cumshots err I mean all of this frenzy and hype. Calls of favoritism 💦 provocative public statements 💦 unconscious racial bias 💦

Loving it but fuck ima need a hydralyte and a multivitamin soon.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Italo’s Man made Vodka.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
3 years ago

Fuck, no wonder Tyler jumped off the micro train


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