RIP, meaning. You had a good run.
Meaning, as it relates to the written language, took a fatal blow, overnight, after international media pounced upon the story of Malibu icon Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady publishing private text messages and castigating the beloved actor/director as a “misogynist” and a “narcissist.” Long on the ropes due octogenarian politicians and various chief purpose and people officers, meaning was hoping for a summer comeback as people from various sides of the cultural spectrum came together, watched the Barbie movie and agreed upon it being top notch.
Alas, Brady’s unforeseen attack has left it all but dead, the last straw the aforementioned global press describing her as a “professional surfer.”
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Learn about Jonah Hill’s ex Sarah Brady, who is a 25-year-old professional surfer, law student, photographer, and activist.
Sarah Brady is a remarkable individual who has established herself as a force to be reckoned with in various domains. From professional surfing to pursuing a law degree, she has showcased her talents and dedication. Additionally, her passion for activism and photography further adds to her diverse skill set. Let’s delve into the life and achievements of Sarah Brady.
Professional surfing and sponsorship
As a professional surfer, Sarah Brady has been making waves since 2017. She competes in prestigious competitions and is sponsored by esteemed brands, including The Sea for swimwear and Tyler Warren Surfboards. Through her exceptional skills and unwavering commitment to the sport, Brady has gained recognition in the surfing community.
She competes in prestigious competitions and is sponsored by esteemed brands?
Through her exceptional skills and unwavering commitment she has gained recognition in the surfing community?
Brady seems to be ok on a longboard, though I’d imagine if she ever came up against surf feminist hero Lucy Small she’d be dispatched forthwith.
I wonder what her take on this whole unfortunate business is, now that I think about it.
In any case, RIP, meaning. You had a good run.
Damn. These stories feel kinda tame. Are you boys loosing (loosening?) steam or are you just conserving energy for articles 3-17?
meanwhile,
in other newz, this:
Bethenny Frankel says Jonah Hill was a ‘low-grade d**k’
to her when they met and made her feel ‘like a loser’… after ex
accused actor of ’emotional abuse’
link~ie:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk…
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chassie,
get on The Story, us ‘enquirin’ mindz want the low~down,
hahhahahaha!
Don’t have the talent to make it?
Just fake it, same dif!!
Fucken joke
chassie smith is also, too a ‘professional surfer’,
for he makez his livin’ off of surf….
i wish that thee dude would write for ‘National Enquirer’, get him a livin’ wage,
so that well then, when i check out from my loc’ Von’z Supermarket,
i could read some of his l8est head~lines, yew!
i betcha he could write some bitchin’ stories like any of this:
https://www.nationalenquire…
https://img.heartyhosting.c…
or gossiply write ~ of allll that he wanted, f**k ya!
just sayin’,
from waaay up in thee upper levelz of The Peanut Gallery,
not where most of you ‘BG’ commentaterz sit, hahaha…
rw in L.A.
Or would Brady rather smoke Saschas big ol she peen?
I’m not commenter, I’m an author!
I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do
Wanna sleep with common people
I wanna sleep with common people
Like you
Oh what else could I do
I said I’ll, I’ll see what I can do
Wise!
Pinkvilla is a euphemism right? Park the Carolla in the Pinkvilla.
Banana boat to tuna town…
I’ll stick a fork in meaning’s eye and twist it slowly, and claim that a surfing instructor is actually a professional surfer.
I see nothing but upside for many folks here; having earned as many badges as many of you have, you may obviously consider yourselves professional surfers. And full time at that… Go pro or go home!
What threshold exists for someone to claim Pro?
Usually having an advanced degree like an MD, JD, MBA, or PhD will get you get you into the “professional” conversation.
As for surfing though, these days it has less to do with your sponsors or your competitive record than it does with how many social media followers you have. 100K?
What you shaming bachelor degrees?
Still not a Pro with merely a BA or a BS unless you have at least 80K social media followers these days
LOL. You got me.
with 3 badges, I’d say you’re a pro…. with tenure!
You notice I am both bygone and a newbie.
As a result, I have Ashton’s tears.
a unicorn…. In fact a unicorn 🦄 would make a pretty good badge, Negs? Let’s see that please 🙏
She doesn’t list athlete in her insta bio and now I have more questions than answers.
Many of you may not see it now, but surfing needed this.
There is nothing that embodies modern surf culture more than a LA social media based woman – pronouns being she/her – that frequents the iconic Malibu, combating the patriarchy. We simply cannot live off Slater IG tirades and ELo homoerrotic behavior. We needed a super villain like Jonah Hill to revitalize the realities behind softtops and hydrogen peroxide bleached hair within Hollywood.
Surfing needs this to represent the culture that has been lost. Long live the yasss queen, Sarah Brady!
but we already had a pretty good one! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
We must accept the fact Mr Ledger is gone now. It is up to Sarah Brady to suffice that type of heroism. Which, as an activist, should come with ease.
He was a real actors actor.
However, here we have Cesar Romero! OG Hollywood!
He won that heat on an interference.
Like the Joker he was!
Hell hath no fury like a “professional surfer, law student, photographer, activist” scorned.
Thought she was an anthropologist.. not to be confused with a scientist.
-Sarah Brady has been making “waves” since 2017.
-Through her exceptional skills and “unwavering” commitment to the sport
Just stop. Please.
‘there’s no such thing as
badgood press…” TMZhttps://i.imgflip.com/vv6wm…
As chatGPT learns and moves forward, it acquires a certain sense of im-pun-ity
all went downhill once we let women vote
or surf…
Ouch!
or bitch
NO LASTING EFFECTS.
I AM SO SORRY~
Sarah is about as much a “professional surfer” as Chas and DR are “surf journalists”.
she’s just not as comedic as our principles. “Jonah wanted to ‘motorboat her’ just as ELO wanted to motorboat Felipe.”
I would like to see some comparison stats of this event against the MF shark incident. Is this the biggest surf related event since then from an online perspective? It seems to be everywhere.
At least some outlets are calling her a “semi-professional” surfer. I guess being a surf instructor could technically be considered “semi-professional”. Or not.
He got with the “You had a good run…” as I read I wondered who was going to beat me to the punch!
What a fucking weirdo. What is the draw for these people who air the laundry this way.
because their income is based on the number of ‘red balls’ hits on disqus? showboaters doing motorboats on tits cost extra.
What a cunty cunt this one is. Seems she got pissed that he knocked up new girl and had a kid with her instead of buying Cunty a house in Hawaii. 15 minutes is up and over, now fuckoff Sarah!