Authorities near certain pilot of diverted Lufthansa jet a surfer after he makes “Malibu-esque” artwork in sky!

The pilot decided to make a fifteen-mile long shape that was said to resemble "male genitalia" in the sky.

European air traffic controllers squealed with shock, blushed heavily, averted gazes overnight after a Lufthansa pilot headed from Frankfurt to Catania, on Sicily’s east coast, made sky art after a diversion. According to authorities, flight 306 was informed, midway, that it could not land at Fontanarossa airport due a fire that had reduced operations. No clear other landing option was immediately given and so the pilot decided to make a fifteen-mile long shape that was said to resemble “male genitalia” in the sky.

According to the New York Post, Lufthansa officials told the local Italian media that the line was purely coincidental and due wind or some such.

Internally, though, there is near certainty that the pilot must be a surfer and very likely hailing from Malibu.

The famed wall fronting the iconic break has often seen similar shapes drawn using wax.

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