Whisky sauna and married Kolohe!

Lavish San Clemente compound of former world title contender Kolohe Andino complete with “whisky barrel-shaped sauna” lists for under $2 million!

It's the sexiest joint you've ever seen including shower rooms and a fleet of bath tubs!

The childhood home of Californian Kolohe Andino whose phenomenal, beautiful, natural skill wasn’t allowed room to breathe on the world tour which led to his premature departure earlier this year, has been listed with hopes of around $1.895 million. 

Having been granted a tour of the joint myself, I can attest to the grandeur of 2239 Avenida Salvador. From the stunning American kitchen with its acres of bench space, the walk-in shower (hello!), two big bathtubs, a sauna that’s shaped like a whisky barrel, the vast entertaining area with fireplace to the three-car garage and all just a short electric bike ride to the home of the WSL Finals, it’s a house that delivers in multiples. To add even more sparkle, it has hosted a raft of surfing stars over the years including the famous Ho family from Sunset Beach, Hawaii.

Per the selling lit, 

Very desirable Southeast San Clemente location sitting on a rare flat/level 7,380 SF canyon lot with a large, serene & private backyard. Enter the front door to find vaulted open-beam ceilings along with picture windows allowing for incredible natural light. Continue to the kitchen that is open to the family room and dining area with breakfast bar seating. French doors open the living area to the peaceful backyard canyon setting, lined with mature trees and open land views. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, bonus room featuring beautiful ocean views, fireplace, and wet bar, formal living room, and family room featuring fireplace. Master suite features French doors to a private deck overlooking the canyon, walk-in shower, soaking tub, dual sinks, and a walk-in closet. Two of the 3 secondary bedrooms offer access to a private deck, lending coastal breezes and open space views. Attached tandem 3 car garage (3rd car area of garage is currently being used as office/exercise room), parallels a full bathroom with walk-in shower and backyard access. No HOA/Association dues, Lower base Tax area, No Mello/Roos! Just minutes to San Clemente golf course, world class surf, San Clemente’s historic pier, local boutique shopping and dining, and Dana Point Harbor. Great Opportunity!!

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The place has been listed for three months now, which suggests there ain’t a lot of taste in that part of California. A house of this magnitude, near beach, for under two mill?  Where’s the line? 

Apart from not reaching the stellar heights that were predicted for him as a teenager, Kolohe, who is now twenty nine and five years into marriage with the stunning Madison Brooke-Aldrich (Maddie’s account of Kolohe’s Christmas Day proposal, is proof that virility isn’t just measured at the root of the belly where the phallus rises) will be remembered for helping get the Surf Ranch Pro onto the tour. 

“After watching footage, Kolohe goes, ‘Why isn’t this on tour…well think about it!’” remembered Slater in his excellent documentary series Lost Tapes. “That’s when the conversation became real.”

Ironically, Kolohe’s initial enthusiasm would turn to sad when the contest did manifest, Kolohe accusing the judges of “playing mind tricks” and rewarding safety surfing and sitting in a barrel that carried with no risk.

Click here to examine all sixty nine photos of the house and to make your offer! 

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World Shaving League
World Shaving League
3 years ago

Kolohe will be the next big thing! Just wait till he sells the house and you’ll see!

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

I dunno man. If you embrace a place organically and figure it out, adds some spice to your trip.

Stopped going to Oz in ’90 because it was rapidly becoming Orange County. Was country bumpkin paradise.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago

shocking what happened there.

“Progress”???

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
3 years ago

We the people…. Who want to see more surfing stuff

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

it will all come down again to one vote. think FloridaMan!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

another successful Army Corp Engineered perfect wave. they are a dime a dozen and usually free.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Too busy thinking about what shorts to buy before I approach DR.

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
3 years ago

We are so lucky!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Oh shit. Which country is that in?!? Jobs nearby and hiring?!

Manuka
Manuka
3 years ago

It sounds like a bargain, but remember, it’s in California.

Apeman
Apeman
3 years ago

Derek adds link to 69 photos, and it’s a house??

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

You forgot
Massive mantelpiece, perfect for displaying large trophies , underutilised space , add your own mark

piss brohoff
piss brohoff
3 years ago

Beige, Overhyped Pro Surfer Lists Beige, Overpriced Stucco Death Star for $2 Million

lmk if I can help with any other edits

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

I thought Lemoore had no more property for sale…?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

I punched BG into Redfin and Ashton’s (&ELo’s) battered faces were posted. I re-read your comment and went back and guess what was re-posted? Connor C’s camping tent, a sad note, and the Brazzy letter criticizing the Lemoore judges.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
3 years ago

No Pool? Did Chloe already piss away his millions from Target?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

Plenty of space to display all those trophies.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Andino he never won a contest…

Coyote Belly
Coyote Belly
3 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Anyone know how many finals he made?

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago
Reply to  Coyote Belly

I can think of the one at D-bah where he …lost to Italo.

astro
astro
3 years ago

Ohhh arrrneeee
Sun’s over the yardarm.
Time to hoist some on board mateys !

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  astro

secure the tight sheets, mate.

Ethan’s  Silverback butt
Ethan’s Silverback butt
3 years ago

Selling San Clemente with Derek Rielly

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

Email me!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

with 69 pics?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Esteemed and World-leading Surf Website for Sale:

The desired and inspirational website, BeachGrit, and its 8,000+ backlog of ultra hard surf vignettes, can be yours, for the enviable offering of (1) a backrub whilst wearing gauche nut-hugger shorts to prinicpal one, Derek Rielly; and (2) a used copy of Jack Kerouac’s literary classic On the Road for principal two, Charlie “Chas” Smith.

BeachGrit occupies a cult-like space within the internet, consistently earning 25 web traffic hits per day. The site is known for annoying as shit pop-up ads; comment sections that link up to three articles prior; typos; base rumors; and an utter lack of journalistic integrity.

The lucky person who will inherit BG will also inherit a motley crew of characters who apparently have no other purpose in life but to leave inane and vapid comments “below the line,” in an effort to accumulate upvotes and appear witty.

A bonus, however, in the purchase price is that the lucky new owner of BeachGrit will inherit a plumber from New Zealand.

Inquiries can be sent to 1-800-SamGeorge.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

All offers accepted!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

What brand short shorts should I be wearing? Hurley?

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

ummm… it’s Hurluley.

Manuka
Manuka
3 years ago

Hopefully the new owner doesn’t Dereklict BG.

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

* * * * *

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
3 years ago

I’m with you braj, I meandered over to Stab for the first time since the paywall and damn! That’s what an actual surfing media website looks like. Tons of surf based articles, several series and actual insight and access.

I do enjoy the cynicism on this site and being real (as opposed to sucking the pro surfing/WSL teet). But I only come here for the comment section regardless of article body.

Stab unfortunately may be the only surfing entertainment outpost for modern day surfing. And I do get TSJ, but that’s more of the past’s stories. Because I want to like the grit more!

As Biden says: C’mon man!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Sup Braj

got big. go bold…I was tempted to leave a comment at The Inertian. I folded.

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Ewww… no inertia for this braj.

BG commenting is all I know…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

nope. we’re just selling a trail to the beach. no rights reserved. title claim required or requested…NOT FOR SALE~


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