It's the sexiest joint you've ever seen including shower rooms and a fleet of bath tubs!
The childhood home of Californian Kolohe Andino whose phenomenal, beautiful, natural skill wasn’t allowed room to breathe on the world tour which led to his premature departure earlier this year, has been listed with hopes of around $1.895 million.
Having been granted a tour of the joint myself, I can attest to the grandeur of 2239 Avenida Salvador. From the stunning American kitchen with its acres of bench space, the walk-in shower (hello!), two big bathtubs, a sauna that’s shaped like a whisky barrel, the vast entertaining area with fireplace to the three-car garage and all just a short electric bike ride to the home of the WSL Finals, it’s a house that delivers in multiples. To add even more sparkle, it has hosted a raft of surfing stars over the years including the famous Ho family from Sunset Beach, Hawaii.
Per the selling lit,
Very desirable Southeast San Clemente location sitting on a rare flat/level 7,380 SF canyon lot with a large, serene & private backyard. Enter the front door to find vaulted open-beam ceilings along with picture windows allowing for incredible natural light. Continue to the kitchen that is open to the family room and dining area with breakfast bar seating. French doors open the living area to the peaceful backyard canyon setting, lined with mature trees and open land views. 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, bonus room featuring beautiful ocean views, fireplace, and wet bar, formal living room, and family room featuring fireplace. Master suite features French doors to a private deck overlooking the canyon, walk-in shower, soaking tub, dual sinks, and a walk-in closet. Two of the 3 secondary bedrooms offer access to a private deck, lending coastal breezes and open space views. Attached tandem 3 car garage (3rd car area of garage is currently being used as office/exercise room), parallels a full bathroom with walk-in shower and backyard access. No HOA/Association dues, Lower base Tax area, No Mello/Roos! Just minutes to San Clemente golf course, world class surf, San Clemente’s historic pier, local boutique shopping and dining, and Dana Point Harbor. Great Opportunity!!
The place has been listed for three months now, which suggests there ain’t a lot of taste in that part of California. A house of this magnitude, near beach, for under two mill? Where’s the line?
Apart from not reaching the stellar heights that were predicted for him as a teenager, Kolohe, who is now twenty nine and five years into marriage with the stunning Madison Brooke-Aldrich (Maddie’s account of Kolohe’s Christmas Day proposal, is proof that virility isn’t just measured at the root of the belly where the phallus rises) will be remembered for helping get the Surf Ranch Pro onto the tour.
“After watching footage, Kolohe goes, ‘Why isn’t this on tour…well think about it!’” remembered Slater in his excellent documentary series Lost Tapes. “That’s when the conversation became real.”
Ironically, Kolohe’s initial enthusiasm would turn to sad when the contest did manifest, Kolohe accusing the judges of “playing mind tricks” and rewarding safety surfing and sitting in a barrel that carried with no risk.
Click here to examine all sixty nine photos of the house and to make your offer!



Kolohe will be the next big thing! Just wait till he sells the house and you’ll see!
I dunno man. If you embrace a place organically and figure it out, adds some spice to your trip.
Stopped going to Oz in ’90 because it was rapidly becoming Orange County. Was country bumpkin paradise.
shocking what happened there.
“Progress”???
We the people…. Who want to see more surfing stuff
it will all come down again to one vote. think FloridaMan!
another successful Army Corp Engineered perfect wave. they are a dime a dozen and usually free.
Too busy thinking about what shorts to buy before I approach DR.
We are so lucky!
Oh shit. Which country is that in?!? Jobs nearby and hiring?!
It sounds like a bargain, but remember, it’s in California.
Derek adds link to 69 photos, and it’s a house??
You forgot
Massive mantelpiece, perfect for displaying large trophies , underutilised space , add your own mark
Beige, Overhyped Pro Surfer Lists Beige, Overpriced Stucco Death Star for $2 Million
lmk if I can help with any other edits
I thought Lemoore had no more property for sale…?
I punched BG into Redfin and Ashton’s (&ELo’s) battered faces were posted. I re-read your comment and went back and guess what was re-posted? Connor C’s camping tent, a sad note, and the Brazzy letter criticizing the Lemoore judges.
No Pool? Did Chloe already piss away his millions from Target?
Plenty of space to display all those trophies.
Andino he never won a contest…
Anyone know how many finals he made?
I can think of the one at D-bah where he …lost to Italo.
Ohhh arrrneeee
Sun’s over the yardarm.
Time to hoist some on board mateys !
secure the tight sheets, mate.
Selling San Clemente with Derek Rielly
Email me!
with 69 pics?
Esteemed and World-leading Surf Website for Sale:
The desired and inspirational website, BeachGrit, and its 8,000+ backlog of ultra hard surf vignettes, can be yours, for the enviable offering of (1) a backrub whilst wearing gauche nut-hugger shorts to prinicpal one, Derek Rielly; and (2) a used copy of Jack Kerouac’s literary classic On the Road for principal two, Charlie “Chas” Smith.
BeachGrit occupies a cult-like space within the internet, consistently earning 25 web traffic hits per day. The site is known for annoying as shit pop-up ads; comment sections that link up to three articles prior; typos; base rumors; and an utter lack of journalistic integrity.
The lucky person who will inherit BG will also inherit a motley crew of characters who apparently have no other purpose in life but to leave inane and vapid comments “below the line,” in an effort to accumulate upvotes and appear witty.
A bonus, however, in the purchase price is that the lucky new owner of BeachGrit will inherit a plumber from New Zealand.
Inquiries can be sent to 1-800-SamGeorge.
All offers accepted!
What brand short shorts should I be wearing? Hurley?
ummm… it’s Hurluley.
Hopefully the new owner doesn’t Dereklict BG.
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I’m with you braj, I meandered over to Stab for the first time since the paywall and damn! That’s what an actual surfing media website looks like. Tons of surf based articles, several series and actual insight and access.
I do enjoy the cynicism on this site and being real (as opposed to sucking the pro surfing/WSL teet). But I only come here for the comment section regardless of article body.
Stab unfortunately may be the only surfing entertainment outpost for modern day surfing. And I do get TSJ, but that’s more of the past’s stories. Because I want to like the grit more!
As Biden says: C’mon man!
got big. go bold…I was tempted to leave a comment at The Inertian. I folded.
Ewww… no inertia for this braj.
BG commenting is all I know…
nope. we’re just selling a trail to the beach. no rights reserved. title claim required or requested…NOT FOR SALE~