Decorated skier Lindsey Vonn desperately seeks surfer help after getting stung on buttocks by massive jellyfish!

"...at least I caught some waves before."

We surfers, we riders of the sea, are not good for much. Selfish, generally poor at time management, forever crafting plans to sneak away from family functions in order to smack a little lip. BUT there are certain times, certain places, where our expertise is absolutely essential. Navigating airline check-in counter bag weighing machines, for instance, or knowing how to properly deal with painful jellyfish stings.

And thus we have Lindsey Vonn turning her eyes, welling up with tears, in our direction, begging for our help.

The last we saw from the highly decorated skier, she was learning the art of the e-foil while being forced to deal with thirsty messages from a testosterone-soaked Mark Zuckerberg.

Yikes.

Today, though, she is desperate.

Taking to Instagram, the one-time all-time leader in World Cup race victories shared:

What started off as a great day ended in a giant jellyfish sting/bite… I literally rode over it as I was getting up on the wake surf board. thanks to everyone who gave advice on remedies. Think it’s gonna leave a mark for a while … at least I caught some waves before!”

It was, of course, the surfers in her feed who gave advice on remedies.

The most popular?

Urine.

Or them telling her she was “hot AF.”

Class.

But how do you deal with the painful barbs of the mean ol’ jellyfish?

Do you soak in a nice hot tub, drinking a glass of chilled rosé or… something else?