Kelly Slater out of water for three months following major hip surgery as champ considers experimental post-op stem cell and platelet-rich treatments!

"A significant surgery, for sure."

The so-called King of Shade, Kelly Slater, who announced he was recovering from major hip surgery just before the first finals final heat between Caroline Marks and Carissa Moore but refused to give further detail, has finally opened up on the op. 

“[They did] a labrum reconstruction, removed scar tissue and bone spurs on femoral head, shaved the socket joint, and removed bone pieces and foreign objects floating in the joint,” Slater told The Inertia’s Alexander Haro.  “A significant surgery for sure.”

Readers taken aback by a first read might think labia reconstruction, and be thrilled the Champ had undergone a gender switcharoo, although this is not the case. 

The Champ said he was gonna be outta the water for three months but, “I’ll throw everything I can at it to get back by winter. Rest first then PT and any dietary stuff I can do; lots of deep tissue massage once the labrum is settled and attached. Obviously if there are any protocols from PRP to stem cells I can do, I’ll look into that.”

If you didn’t know, platelet-rich plasma (PRP) treatments are getting a lot of heat in the field of post-surgery recovery and tissue regeneration. They use the body’s own healing mechanisms to speed up the healing process and enhance tissue repair. 

Way it works, platelets from the Champ’s blood would be injected into the surgery site to accelerate the body’s natural healing processes. Platelets, y’see, are rich in growth factors and cytokines, which play a pivotal role in tissue repair and regeneration. Quicker recovery times and less pain. Big among athletes etc. 

Stem cell treatments you might’ve seen on Koa Rothman’s vlog where the handsome middle son of North Shore enforcer Fast Eddie Rothman and brother to big-wave world champion Makua, goes to San Francisco and gets his stem cells harvested from his spine then injected straight into the site of his foot injury. 

As for Slater,“Post op is looking positive…Everything how it should be.”

A CrowdFund account has been set up to cover medical costs, loss of income and so on. Click here. 

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No Feelings
No Feelings
3 years ago

My PT did the PRP thing for hip/labrum issues. She was an ultramarathoner and serious mountaineer among other things.

It really was a miracle cure for her.

But she still decided to drop down and only do 26.2 races, not 100 milers.

Hughe Johnson
Hughe Johnson
3 years ago

Whooa dude! Blood doping bro.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago

Geez Derek, you could have titillated us a bit more with that final quote about “post-op is looking positive”

Also, LOL about the crowd funding link 😀

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

labia

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Oh man have you seen that youtube video with the one legged girl in the gym? Think of Shannon Doherty’s eye but with the camel toe.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

1 guest vote

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
3 years ago

And I bet he did it without aneasthetic given his paranoia about drugs.

John Non John
John Non John
3 years ago

He may have post surgery constipation.

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

I had PRP on a elbow injury, first time it didn’t work( had it done for free in the public sector were they got some bloke to practice on me ) second time I paid a real doctor not a public health trainee and complete success!

It’s not cheap but fully recommend!

Working Class Hero
Working Class Hero
3 years ago

A pair of dangling flaps can look quite nice hiding behind a pair of sheer panties. Much better than getting your hip cut on.

Mapski
Mapski
3 years ago

Can we crowd fund some hair implants for him?

surfcat
surfcat
3 years ago

Think this Haro dude is like the bottom of the barrel when it comes to (whatever it is he does),
think he would almost sell his own soul to make a buck or write a story, one of Zac’s paid henchmen I think.
Wouldn’t trust him with a used bar of wax.
A poor reflection on Slater I think, and the type of company he keeps.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago

Slater might be in the water in three months, but he won’t be standing up on a surfboard unless he wants to have a surgical revision on his hip. He’s dumb if he tries to push the recovery and three months is not even close to enough time for the femoral head to reset in the joint..

Apeman
Apeman
3 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

But doesn’t he have to try and beat EEs broken back recovery?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Apeman

Brokeback as in Brokeback Mtn?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Mate they’ll pad the area out with accumulated foreskins and placénta’s. He’ll be fine
Xox

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

THIS hurts to visualize bro! But it is why I frequent this alt news site daily!!!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
3 years ago

Slater is the guy who GRABS the change out of a homeless man’s cup. Sell some fuckin fins or sandals

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

Excellent anatomy lesson and flirtation with the culture wars, DR. An intersection you’re the perfect traffic cop on. Care to show off your baton, officer?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

My baton is always at hand!

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

do you wield it more vigorously with black dudes, too?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago

That’s ridiculous, more vigorous with black dudes with fake tiddies and a skimpy dress xox

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
3 years ago

What foreign objects
Could possibly be present
Inside an old GOAT?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
3 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Never ending need to fleece people who still believe in him?

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

My teacher once fed
an aluminum can to
her old trusty goat.

Seventh grade lessons:
goats are way fucking hardcore;
cooler than teacher.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

In his case I’m guessing shredded labia floating around in his joint

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
3 years ago

Given that Kelly knows more than most doctors, I’m hoping he performed the surgery on himself.

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

If Kelly starts referring to his injury accidents as ‘having a fall’ you know he’s getting old

c4
c4
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

They’re gonna need to install a lift on the Bells stairs next year.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

yeah, cause Bailey’s won’t be there.

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
3 years ago

He may actually have a labia it has been suggested


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