Gabriel Medina (left) celebrates pal Neymar Jr. Photo: World Surf League
Gabriel Medina (left) celebrates pal Neymar Jr. Photo: World Surf League

Surf star Gabriel Medina “close” pal Neymar Jr. takes off clothes!

A way forward for the beleaguered surf industry?

The surf industry is hurting. It is a known fact and not surprising though still sad. Sad like the dew on Neymar Jr.’s eyes. We used to tower above other industries in terms of “cool” and “style.” We used to parade down catwalks and models would look upon us with stars in their eyes. Movie stars wore us. Our titans ruled benevolently with names like Bob McKnight and Bob Hurley.

The world was our oyster and also Neymar Jr’s.

But then it wasn’t ours though still probably Neymar Jr.’s.

At first, the Quiksilvers, Billabongs, RVCAs, Hurleys and Rip Curls went into recession. They cut staff then cut staff again in various bids to “reorganize.” Next came selling to “management companies” or hedge funds that promised smarter and better “reorganization.” Finally all the brands were bundled into one brand dubbed Authentic Brands Group and turned into bath bomb companies.

Where to go from here?

While all hope seems lost, the aforementioned Neymar Jr. might provide an important key. You know the Brazilian soccer star as the “wildly close” pal of two-time world surf champion Gabriel Medina. The two regularly make splashes in Portuguese-language tabloids.

One, Midiario, wrote, “Communicators say that they (Medina and Neymar Jr.) have maintained a friendship since childhood, but it is not ‘normal’ to see that of men here.”

BeachGrit‘s Derek Rielly added, “Love rules, I think, and rarely fails to win.”

Might he have been prescient?

Enter Kim Kardashian

With the surf industry in tatters, Neymar Jr. has decided to take an underpants sponsorship from the newly launched Skims for Men.

Kim Kardashian co-founded the “shape wear” company that makes lounge wear, lingerie and accessories including bras, underwear, bodysuits. It now also makes men’s undergarments.

Kim Kardashian said, “To have an icon like Neymar Jr be the face of our launch campaign, along with NBA All-Star, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and NFL’s top Defensive Player Nick Bosa, I think speaks volumes to the way SKIMS has evolved into becoming a brand that can provide comfort for all audiences, not just for women.”

She did not sign, nor mention, Gabriel Medina but is that a possibility in the near future?

Kolohe Andino too?

Should BeachGrit quickly launch a men’s lingerie line in order to be on the bleeding edge of a “new-and-improved” surf industry?

Currently more questions than answers.

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Dovakin
Dovakin
2 years ago

Gabby is the only person in the world who likes Neymar. Easily the most hated Brazilian sportsperson ever. Especially in Brazil.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

OJ went to college at USC.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

with a warning label that says ‘use at you’re own risk’ ’cause undies may promote fungal growth and pthiriasis

Symptoms include:

persistent or severe itching in the genital region

red, swollen, tender skin

visible lice eggs, larvae, or adult lice

black flecks in underwear

spots of dried blood on the skin on or near the groin

TREATMENT

Hurley beard lotion

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

gather ’em all at China Wall cliff…”Yeah, keep moving back…a lil further…more…Oopsey.”

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Hey Neymar… Take your shir….t off ok you already have.

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

Victoria’s beachgrit…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Lingerie looks best on the floor.

frank
frank
2 years ago

hahaha! I say the same about my socks!!!

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Am I noticing the subtle introduction of sub-headings in your articles, Chas? Always good for SEO, but why not go all out? How about ‘Kim Kardashian, Neymar Jnr and Gabriel Medina in possible underwear threesome?’

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Was about to comment the same re sub-headings. I’m loving it. Keeps me focused!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
2 years ago

As it should.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
2 years ago

Armenian but close enough.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

thought they were Persian?

Party Pete
Party Pete
2 years ago

I thought Albanian

in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
2 years ago

Hey Chas,medina has got three titles ..not two

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

I always make same mistake!

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Gabby, G-Med and Mr Shaved Pits

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

And a rehab masters title.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

Don’t linger any longer
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
The world needs Grit covering their shit

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  frank

bringing the product closer to home…yew~

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

yep, tighty whiteys!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  frank

Diamondback players and Phillies coach’s are scratching their cups…exciting to see…a dying dance~

JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Not with that schnoz 😳

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
2 years ago

Very broken.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I straightened it that one time.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

c4
c4
2 years ago

He deleted the first one he took with the cigarette.

astro
astro
2 years ago

Still looks like it’s leaning toward Colombia.

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

chin up soldier!, keep your eye on the ball

frank
frank
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Beef, if you take into consideration my sole downvote (really?), we are at present equal in upvotes! I say it’s a draw, and I tip my “dad-hat” to you sir!


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