"I don't understand this 'assigned' thing. You're born a girl or a boy, end of story," says the world champ.
Empire star Malik Yoba, ooowee-oo he kinky as hell, and brave, after he told the world he was into pre-op trans-gals a few years back.
In a now deleted post on Instagram, Yoba, who also played a pivotal role in the cult film Cool Runnings, told fans,
It’s is NOT about GENITALIA OR SEX but about attraction to the soul and humanity of an individual and often hte beauty that is in the courage and conviction to live one’s truth! As a self-identified cis heterosexual man I too am learning what it means to be trans attracted.
Many of us famous and otherwise that have struggled with accepting our attraction so we do NOTHING. This MUST change.
Yoba, who is fifty-six, was subsequently accused by a trans-hooker of paying her for sex when she was a kid.
“What Malik paid me to do, as a 13 and 16 year old, wasn’t love,” Mariah Lopez Ebony wrote on Facebook.
“His ignoring that I was clearly a child prostitute, wasn’t love. Paying for cheap thrills and secret orgasms; begging for unsafe, unprotected sex from a runaway Trans teen, while enjoying stardom as a successful artist and businessman ….isn’t love.
“Where was his LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEE for Trans women over the last 20 years? Where are his Trans girlfriends? Something tells me I’m not the only one who got some dirt on this individual and, something also tells me that he didn’t just up-and-decide to ‘come out’, he was pushed.”
Anyway, he’s an ally, as they like to say, anything for that juicy She Dick I guess, but walked into a firestorm when he misspoke on a podcast about “naturally born cis gender women…”
“Assigned!” shrieks a panel member.
“Not naturally born! Nothing about it is natural! Nothing about that is natural!”
“Do the work!”
Etc.
Malik Yoba bravely soaks it up but keeps walking into slaps.
And, so, when Kelly Slater, a common sense avenger who can often be found fighting multiple battles online, saw the three-year-old clip on the Instagram account @therightwingedangel, well, he waded right into the furore.
“Wait, what? I don’t understand this ‘assigned’ thing. You’re born a girl or a boy, end of story. How is this found to be offensive by anyone! And how do they end up in a conversation getting to belittle and bully anyone who doesn’t keep up with this quickly changing narrative?
“You’re free to tell me how you identify and I’ll respect the individual for it you’re not brainwashing objective truth out of my head. Imagine Aretha Franklin rolling over in her grave right now thinking Natural Woman would be cancelled.”
Wise or foolish words?
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Why is this even an article. He isn’t wrong. It’s absurd to think otherwise. Have compassion for mental illness, don’t normalize and encourage it.
IDK – some are born with both sets.
forbidden fruit. “but you can touch me here and there…”
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Is there any pro surfer who generates more nothing-to-do-with-surfing conversation at BG than Kelly?
Turtles, and sharks, and gender-assignment, oh my!….
Y’know Kels does this shit to troll BG, right? No other logical explanation.
There’s clearly a lot that the CUNT previously known as GOAT ‘doesn’t understand’. Epidemiology, environmental sustainability, utilitarianism, self-determination and how not to throw shade on his fellow competitors achievements are a few that come to mind.
Obviously he was teased for having a girl’s name at school.
Went to school with a guy called Kelly, he was the only one who seemed to have a problem with it.Changed his name to Robert but preferred Bob.
Did you go to school in coco beach, florida?
Yeah, had this hot babysitter called Jeanie who could do amazing things and a used to get treated by Dr Bellows
I take offence to that.
Sorry Kelly
You know you can’t help it, you just can’t help it…
How much longer with this stuff, in society I mean?
A while I think. Free Palestine! Yay!
Yippeeeee
These are the sort of conversations I’ll be wading into on IG when I have lots of money, eleven world titles, two wave pools, and a Chinese girlfriend.
That’s the real story here. What is it that compels someone to publish their opinions for the world to see, especially when it’s a politicised issue and they’re a well-known personality in a competely unrelated field.
Fascinating stuff.
Megalomania + boredom
Don’t forget, narcissist
he made the sheiks shriek did he not? schucks…
Kel needs a publicist and/or a manager to run the official ks instagram and make a private, locked down account for his musings. One day he’ll end up in the shit.
Goat don’t answer to nobody. What’s the worst that could happen to him? People stop buying Outerknown boardshorts?
he could hook up with gay Billie Jo and stun our world! https://linkiest.com/wp-con…
Well it depends on how much of an ass he wants to make of himself and how well set up he is to not GAF if he gets cancelled. JK Rowling (whom I admire for he stance on men in women’s prisons) is so fucking rich she can just take it all in her stride. Mind you if kel ever decided to do a Salman Rushdie or Charlie Hebdo and make fun of the board knockers, well he might find himself cancelled permanently.
life goals… you got this.
As of 9th sept 2023 approx 81 genders now!!
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Cant wait till the kids recite it all like ABCs !!
Here’s something more important i picked up on the news today – its glassy in gaza!
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Surfed Tel Aviv back in May. Crowded as all get out. Top surfers at the peak definitely were shredders. Tons of soft top rentals and surf schools in the water. Did I say it was crowded as fuck?
Hilton?
Yep. Was impressed with how long the swell lasted, actually, from a not very strong push of wind the prior day.
‘for the stay…’
TV crew shooting this piece was tagging along an israeli army car patrolling the seaside, armed to the teeth with man-sized guns. It seemed an effective crowd deterrent.
A Gazzillion peeps?
Imagine telling someone who spent 10 years and several hundred grand on medical school that they arbitrarily assigned you the wrong gender at birth.
It doesn’t matter once they measure your nanomuthafuckas.
Are they putting penis size on the birth certificate these days or is that a micro agression?
in my hay daze, anything with a swinging dick was the competition!
These dayz a swinging dick may have a nice pair of C’s.
I’m pretty sure these ‘rons will “transcend” words like gender, and jump right to; “bigot”, or “non-bigot”
I’m partial to “phobe,” myself.
Sex is determined at roughly 18 – 21 weeks of pregnancy. Gender is when people decide what sex they identify as, which people should have the right to do, but that self-identification sure ain’t changing your birth-given sex at the end of the day.
There, that’s an approach that should make no one happy that you can bring up at your Thanksgiving dinner.
You’re wrong on the 18+ weeks. People can identify as whatever they want, unfortunately that doesn’t make it so. The brutal part of reality is it doesn’t give a fuck about your beliefs.
I’m a bird
free?
At 20 weeks (XX) which is maybe in my terms biological female have 6-7 million eggs – all they will produce – and XY which prob a biological male has external genitalia
Once born XX and XY can identify as whoever the fuck they want true – but pretty sure that gonna be unfortunately dictated by some other clown, social media, advice from schools family friends!!
Did the clown obstetrician misgender you?
But we usually do assign based on phenotype not genotype. They need not align, it’s actually pretty fascinating.
Closet homo’s detesting she dick and Dez the secretly straight as fuck guy pounding heaps of divorcee vag, what a perplexing world we live in.
Xox
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Crack that whip
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I identify as a cunt
Count me in as an ally
And not the hairy axe wound stench trench kind
t-day leftovers?
Need a back rub?
No, but a blumpkin would be nice
Have you actually had one? Gross braj…
Several, a smashing blumpkin is my new fave
Hmmm, go on!
I’m a cunt, and a bit of a dick too!..
bi-dickunt?
I was born a cunt
Sex is actually determined at the moment of fertilization. The male sperm carries either the x or y chromosome.
Any minute now someone’s gonna wade in and start arguing semantics about the word “gender”.
A white supremacist colonial-adjacent construct!
University used to fun
what’s good for the goose is good for the gender?
Sometimes lasting longer than other times, and sometimes getting extreme all over the room…..