In response to Malik Yoba furore, Kelly Slater says sex is "assigned at birth."
"I don't understand this 'assigned' thing," writes Kelly Slater in response to Malik Yoba beatdown. | Photo: @sensitiveseashellcollector

Kelly Slater shocks progressives with claim on Malik Yoba post that sex is “assigned at birth”

"I don't understand this 'assigned' thing. You're born a girl or a boy, end of story," says the world champ.

Empire star Malik Yoba, ooowee-oo he kinky as hell, and brave, after he told the world he was into pre-op trans-gals a few years back.

In a now deleted post on Instagram, Yoba, who also played a pivotal role in the cult film Cool Runnings, told fans,

It’s is NOT about GENITALIA OR SEX but about attraction to the soul and humanity of an individual and often hte beauty that is in the courage and conviction to live one’s truth! As a self-identified cis heterosexual man I too am learning what it means to be trans attracted.

Many of us famous and otherwise that have struggled with accepting our attraction so we do NOTHING. This MUST change.

Yoba, who is fifty-six, was subsequently accused by a trans-hooker of paying her for sex when she was a kid.

“What Malik paid me to do, as a 13 and 16 year old, wasn’t love,” Mariah Lopez Ebony wrote on Facebook.

“His ignoring that I was clearly a child prostitute, wasn’t love. Paying for cheap thrills and secret orgasms; begging for unsafe, unprotected sex from a runaway Trans teen, while enjoying stardom as a successful artist and businessman ….isn’t love.

“Where was his LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEE for Trans women over the last 20 years? Where are his Trans girlfriends? Something tells me I’m not the only one who got some dirt on this individual and, something also tells me that he didn’t just up-and-decide to ‘come out’, he was pushed.”

Anyway, he’s an ally, as they like to say, anything for that juicy She Dick I guess, but walked into a firestorm when he misspoke on a podcast about “naturally born cis gender women…”

“Assigned!” shrieks a panel member.

“Not naturally born! Nothing about it is natural! Nothing about that is natural!”

“Do the work!”

Etc.

Malik Yoba bravely soaks it up but keeps walking into slaps.

And, so, when Kelly Slater, a common sense avenger who can often be found fighting multiple battles online, saw the three-year-old clip on the Instagram account @therightwingedangel, well, he waded right into the furore.

“Wait, what? I don’t understand this ‘assigned’ thing. You’re born a girl or a boy, end of story. How is this found to be offensive by anyone! And how do they end up in a conversation getting to belittle and bully anyone who doesn’t keep up with this quickly changing narrative?

“You’re free to tell me how you identify and I’ll respect the individual for it you’re not brainwashing objective truth out of my head. Imagine Aretha Franklin rolling over in her grave right now thinking Natural Woman would be cancelled.”

Wise or foolish words?

Do the cultural math etc and leave thoughts, ideas below the line.

 

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PRN
PRN
2 years ago

Why is this even an article. He isn’t wrong. It’s absurd to think otherwise. Have compassion for mental illness, don’t normalize and encourage it.

FL Skunk Ape
FL Skunk Ape
2 years ago

IDK – some are born with both sets.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

forbidden fruit. “but you can touch me here and there…”

https://linkiest.com/wp-con…

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
2 years ago

Is there any pro surfer who generates more nothing-to-do-with-surfing conversation at BG than Kelly?
Turtles, and sharks, and gender-assignment, oh my!….

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Y’know Kels does this shit to troll BG, right? No other logical explanation.

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
2 years ago

There’s clearly a lot that the CUNT previously known as GOAT ‘doesn’t understand’. Epidemiology, environmental sustainability, utilitarianism, self-determination and how not to throw shade on his fellow competitors achievements are a few that come to mind.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago

Obviously he was teased for having a girl’s name at school.

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
2 years ago

Went to school with a guy called Kelly, he was the only one who seemed to have a problem with it.Changed his name to Robert but preferred Bob.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Fig Jam

Did you go to school in coco beach, florida?

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
2 years ago

Yeah, had this hot babysitter called Jeanie who could do amazing things and a used to get treated by Dr Bellows

bob
bob
2 years ago
Reply to  Fig Jam

I take offence to that.

Fig Jam
Fig Jam
2 years ago
Reply to  bob

Sorry Kelly

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago

You know you can’t help it, you just can’t help it…

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
2 years ago

How much longer with this stuff, in society I mean?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Sup Braj

A while I think. Free Palestine! Yay!

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
2 years ago

Yippeeeee

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
2 years ago

These are the sort of conversations I’ll be wading into on IG when I have lots of money, eleven world titles, two wave pools, and a Chinese girlfriend.

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
2 years ago

That’s the real story here. What is it that compels someone to publish their opinions for the world to see, especially when it’s a politicised issue and they’re a well-known personality in a competely unrelated field.

Fascinating stuff.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
2 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Megalomania + boredom

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
2 years ago

Don’t forget, narcissist

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

he made the sheiks shriek did he not? schucks…

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Kel needs a publicist and/or a manager to run the official ks instagram and make a private, locked down account for his musings. One day he’ll end up in the shit.

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
2 years ago

Goat don’t answer to nobody. What’s the worst that could happen to him? People stop buying Outerknown boardshorts?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

he could hook up with gay Billie Jo and stun our world! https://linkiest.com/wp-con…

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Ramathorn

Well it depends on how much of an ass he wants to make of himself and how well set up he is to not GAF if he gets cancelled. JK Rowling (whom I admire for he stance on men in women’s prisons) is so fucking rich she can just take it all in her stride. Mind you if kel ever decided to do a Salman Rushdie or Charlie Hebdo and make fun of the board knockers, well he might find himself cancelled permanently.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
2 years ago

life goals… you got this.

Tom
Tom
2 years ago

As of 9th sept 2023 approx 81 genders now!!
https://helpfulprofessor.co…
Cant wait till the kids recite it all like ABCs !!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

Here’s something more important i picked up on the news today – its glassy in gaza!

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago

Surfed Tel Aviv back in May. Crowded as all get out. Top surfers at the peak definitely were shredders. Tons of soft top rentals and surf schools in the water. Did I say it was crowded as fuck?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

Hilton?

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago

Yep. Was impressed with how long the swell lasted, actually, from a not very strong push of wind the prior day.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

‘for the stay…’

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

TV crew shooting this piece was tagging along an israeli army car patrolling the seaside, armed to the teeth with man-sized guns. It seemed an effective crowd deterrent.

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

A Gazzillion peeps?

J H
J H
2 years ago

Imagine telling someone who spent 10 years and several hundred grand on medical school that they arbitrarily assigned you the wrong gender at birth.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  J H

It doesn’t matter once they measure your nanomuthafuckas.

J H
J H
2 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

Are they putting penis size on the birth certificate these days or is that a micro agression?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  J H

in my hay daze, anything with a swinging dick was the competition!

J H
J H
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

These dayz a swinging dick may have a nice pair of C’s.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  J H

I’m pretty sure these ‘rons will “transcend” words like gender, and jump right to; “bigot”, or “non-bigot”

J H
J H
2 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

I’m partial to “phobe,” myself.

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago

Sex is determined at roughly 18 – 21 weeks of pregnancy. Gender is when people decide what sex they identify as, which people should have the right to do, but that self-identification sure ain’t changing your birth-given sex at the end of the day.

There, that’s an approach that should make no one happy that you can bring up at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Mike
Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

You’re wrong on the 18+ weeks. People can identify as whatever they want, unfortunately that doesn’t make it so. The brutal part of reality is it doesn’t give a fuck about your beliefs.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I’m a bird

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

free?

Tom
Tom
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

At 20 weeks (XX) which is maybe in my terms biological female have 6-7 million eggs – all they will produce – and XY which prob a biological male has external genitalia
Once born XX and XY can identify as whoever the fuck they want true – but pretty sure that gonna be unfortunately dictated by some other clown, social media, advice from schools family friends!!

Mike
Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Did the clown obstetrician misgender you?

M.
M.
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

But we usually do assign based on phenotype not genotype. They need not align, it’s actually pretty fascinating.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago

Closet homo’s detesting she dick and Dez the secretly straight as fuck guy pounding heaps of divorcee vag, what a perplexing world we live in.
Xox

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
2 years ago
ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

Crack that whip

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

I identify as a cunt

Ramathorn
Ramathorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Count me in as an ally

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

And not the hairy axe wound stench trench kind

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

t-day leftovers?

Mike
Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Need a back rub?

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

No, but a blumpkin would be nice

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Have you actually had one? Gross braj…

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Sup Braj

Several, a smashing blumpkin is my new fave

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Hmmm, go on!

Travis Edgar
Travis Edgar
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

I’m a cunt, and a bit of a dick too!..

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Travis Edgar

bi-dickunt?

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

I was born a cunt

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

Sex is actually determined at the moment of fertilization. The male sperm carries either the x or y chromosome.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Any minute now someone’s gonna wade in and start arguing semantics about the word “gender”.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago

A white supremacist colonial-adjacent construct!

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
2 years ago

University used to fun

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

what’s good for the goose is good for the gender?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Sometimes lasting longer than other times, and sometimes getting extreme all over the room…..


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