Fashion house goose-steps over ancient surfing tradition…
The French-owned fashion house Balenciaga has stared down claims of cultural appropriation from surfers after releasing a wearable “jupe towel” for a little under seven-hundred European shekels.
Balenciaga, which was pilloried in 2022 after running an advertising campaign which featured happy kids holding teddy bear handbags dressed in sexy bondage outfits, shockvertising as they say, has appropriated the once-popular custom among surfers of changing out of wetsuits with a towel wrapped around waist.
Available only in beige, the “towel skirt” forms part of Balenciaga’s spring 2024 range. It is made of terry cotton, can be worn by men or women, features a regular fit, a mid-rise waist, an adjustable belt with a buckle inside, is knee-length and has a Balenciaga logo embroidered on the front.
It is made of one hundred percent cotton and to preserve its structural integrity must be dry-cleaned only.
The cargo pants worn by the model in the photograph cost 1600 Euros.
Both items are, “made up of essential pieces with sophisticated finishes and noble materials. The house’s DNA is reflected in bold silhouettes without visible logos, precise cuts and minimalist manufacturing techniques.”
Importantly, Balenciaga is a brand that “strives strive to constantly reduce the environmental footprint of our products. The remaining carbon emissions linked to the entire life cycle of this product have been carefully calculated, and we are committed to investing the corresponding funds in carbon capture projects that protect biodiversity, restore natural ecosystems and thus combat climate change.”
Although surfing’s demographic shift to the vulnerable adult learner, median age fifty, means the poncho has taken the place of the makeshift towel skirt long employed by surfers (“If you want to wear a hoody towel and dress like a baby you may as well wear a diaper to wear with it”), it still remains a prized tradition among some.
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As a long time surfer I can assure you serious surfers don’t buy Balenciaga nor do they care about stupid ideas of cultural appropriation. We’re wearing shirts with hawaian national flower when we’re not wearing board shorts and rash vests. There are posers that buy into brand names, but serious surfers care about surfing. Nothing else and certainly not the bs of landlubbers.
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“ for a little under seven-hundred European shekel”
If you converted euros into Aussie dollars that get ya down payment on a really, really badly built dog box apartment in Sydney that you may never ever be allowed live in because it’s all ready about to fall down!
That outfit is ridiculous ( coming from someone who wears shit till it dies). But I’d get it if I saw it in an op-shop and it fit me.
If they start doing a comfy little square of astroturf to stand on while I use said poncho, then I’m in!
Anyone know where I can get some coconut perfu… err cologne?
Found it-
Hayden x Balenciaga
Hayden a prolific shaper, artist, and visionary from Sydney’s north shore has teamed up with fashion kingpin Ballennnciiiiaaagggga to bring you tropical paradise where ever you go.
Coconewt Cologne
$499 AU
(For a limited time only)
Sure looks like our Walmart 3.99 bath towels.
“The house’s DNA is reflected in bold silhouettes without visible logos, precise cuts and minimalist manufacturing techniques.” My young son honors the same in our house, by manufacturing such bold, precise, and, given his skillset, maximalist objects in the shitter every day.
You know whats wrong with this world? There is a big fashion brand using sexually suggestive content with a child and nobody seems to notice. Its not ‘art’ and its not controversy. Its disgusting and we need to start seeing the signs all around us that this kind of pedo signalling is going on.
Why does this remind me of Outerknown?
I operate in staunch opposition to the hoodie towel. This has its drawbacks for other beach users as recently my threadbare regulation towel, weakened by salt and sun exposure, ruptured at the anus as I was doubled over removing my wetsuit.
Thanks for the visual
If there was ever a sign that surfing is dead, I nominate, and have the evidence to back it up, that it was the change poncho that killed it.
Now now now, we don’t all live in semi tropical paradises! I got a cheap knockoff version of a Dryrobe that is indispensable if you happen to be getting changed when it’s windy and lashing rain out of the back of your car. Otherwise you are quicker getting changed using a towel. The towel poncho, which I also have is absolutely useless!
I staunchly refuse even the towel tied around waist and standby the nude up change. It is really the only way to roll. Rain, hail or shine.
Ahhh, the freedom of a toweless change then being registered as a sex offender for the rest of your life.
Not a problem down my neck of the woods brother, as I don’t live in the “land of the free”. Although while in the great land of ‘merca recently ran my usual program with with no adverse outcome
But… it feels so fluffy and safe
At your anus?
You should have used your safe word
a fool and their money etc