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The reports of the World Surf League’s death are greatly exaggerated… oh wait. The “Global Home of Surfing,” which made much news eight years ago, circa 1976, by acquiring professional surfing for free and promising its most ardent fans that the show will soon be bigger than the National Football League has experienced a precipitous fall since.
Real wine replaced by Barefoot Wine replaced by wine-flavored tap water as sponsors.
A regional Australian ladder company now the “face of the brand.”
And so it should come as no surprise that a never-before-heard-of hair conditioner was the only partner for the World Surf League’s Cyber Monday blast.
Clicking the link won the savvy shopper 50% off hair conditioner.
It must be noted that the beauty product was not made by Hurley.
Now, let’s be honest. With John John Florence leaving tour and Filipe Toledo penned in to win the next three small wave world championships, how much longer does the billionaire-backed enterprise have?
Under/over please.
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Neither is good but the former concerns me more than the latter. What did the Doc say?
in the bong water!
Yummmm. Barefoot wine. The best of Oz.
when I tried to concentrate and formulate R*D stuff on the big island all I had was eucalyptus and pot leaves…and inosital…
this product, salt, is in now perportedly in total recall from The Karen Morton Group: blended algal contamination and North Korean missiles have shot our down our cantalopes… fresh fish from Santa Monica and Venice issues salmonella warming…MSDS’s and monosodium glutamates…
all surf and weather reports…
USDFG: “Let’s do a fish count?”
https://mymodernmet.com/wp/…
You got Facebook?
put the blame on johnny carson…his rerun last night featured Kinison, Dangerfield, and Robin Williams. their incessant insanity wore into me.
Kaiborg Monday
I give em 6 months
No mention of Hurley?
Go frizz free and untangle those knots with Spunk. With essential oils and 14 amino acids and hello Vera! Shake on, comb through and rinse off for the new you. Spunk, the hair conditioner that treats you while you sleep.
Idk about you guys but there are some people in my lineups using too much shampoo prior to a surf that I can smell it when they paddle by.
Same. Made me not wanna ever wash my hair… Soo i rarely do.
Absolute fucken pet hate. I get wild and have to bite my tongue when this happens. Would rather be snaked, no exaggeration. This is why it’s good to only surf the dawny, then hide all day.
I do that on purpose. Clears the lineup
They should be looking to colab with a condom company:
WSL Condoms – Fuck someone as hard as we’ve fucked surfing!
A couple waves from this weekend. Board in second pic is a 6’8”
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Sweet waves bro. Did you remember to condition your hair when you got home?
Not me in the pic.
Well did the surfer remember?
No but just saw footage of a kid that was held hostage get reunited with his family and he was wearing a billabong hoodie. Does Hamas enjoy watching surf contests in their dingy holes?
just dropped my wallet!!!!!!
Even more Cyber Monday madness just dropped by the World Surf League just in time for Tuesday here in Europe!
Is that Ocean Beach?
Yea.
I’ve never surfed it, but I’ve seen many photos. Big lungs and a step-up needed by the looks.
$3.00 for that shot?
Which one, empty wave?
Edit: My bad you meant the hostage. Half asleep.
OMG
Some others https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
So epic!