The Taliban comes to the Deep South… 

In an extraordinary battle of values, and a tale I suppose of two Americas, a glamorous brunette has been arrested for bringing herself to a very quick orgasm, with battery-powered tool, at Tybee Island, near Savannah, Georgia. 

Christina Revels-Glick, 34, and flower-stem thin with a nimbus of dark hair, was filmed  jerking off, briefly, with a vibrator.

From the cop’s report, 

“I arrived at the scene and made contact with the complainant Sarah K Moss. She started that she observed a white female pleasure herself on the beach with a vibrator. 

“I asked Sarah if she would give a written statement as to what she observed and she informed me she had a video of the incident. Sarah showed me the video.

“In the video, I observed a white female waring a one-piece green bikini lay out a white towel. The female sits on the towel facing the water. The female then reaches into her green backpack and pull out an unknown object. The female then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs. This went on for a few seconds until the female looked to her right and stopped what she was doing. There is no other action from the female as the video ends.” 

Revels-Glick was arrested at a nearby restaurant and booked for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

The cop reports, “During the booking process (she) uttered that she was sorry for what she did. She also uttered that she did not think anyone saw her because it only took her twenty seconds to orgasm.” 

Now, what’s wrong with this story?

Yeah, they arrested the wrong person. 

Two and a half-thou marines died in Afghanistan for this?

Creep who filmed should’ve been cuffed, lightning-cum gal celebrated etc. 

A little light Sunday action… 

On a real pretty Sunday morn, three-to-five-feet of south-east swell, combed into a dazzling pompadour by the baby breath of a three-knot offshore, a surfer has been karate chopped by the lip, leg snapped.

Our boy with the bird in the sky at Bronte beach there in Sydney’s east, Roy Gruenpeter, says the shredder was hunting a barrel, got a little out of position and was subsequently creased.

Another witness says the man’s busted femur penetrated the rubber of his wetsuit.

A wild bank at the north end of the beach was doin’ a slab impersonation, something pretty rare round these parts.

Because the city is shuttered, max lockdown here in Sydney, the beach was as busy as a summer’s morn, citizens enjoying the last vestiges of what might loosely be called freedom, every one clawing at their hour of allotted exercise per day.

And, so, bird in the sky, lifeguards, plenty of people in the water to help and so on.