The Taliban comes to the Deep South…
In an extraordinary battle of values, and a tale I suppose of two Americas, a glamorous brunette has been arrested for bringing herself to a very quick orgasm, with battery-powered tool, at Tybee Island, near Savannah, Georgia.
Christina Revels-Glick, 34, and flower-stem thin with a nimbus of dark hair, was filmed jerking off, briefly, with a vibrator.
“I arrived at the scene and made contact with the complainant Sarah K Moss. She started that she observed a white female pleasure herself on the beach with a vibrator.
“I asked Sarah if she would give a written statement as to what she observed and she informed me she had a video of the incident. Sarah showed me the video.
“In the video, I observed a white female waring a one-piece green bikini lay out a white towel. The female sits on the towel facing the water. The female then reaches into her green backpack and pull out an unknown object. The female then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs. This went on for a few seconds until the female looked to her right and stopped what she was doing. There is no other action from the female as the video ends.”
Revels-Glick was arrested at a nearby restaurant and booked for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
The cop reports, “During the booking process (she) uttered that she was sorry for what she did. She also uttered that she did not think anyone saw her because it only took her twenty seconds to orgasm.”
Now, what’s wrong with this story?
Yeah, they arrested the wrong person.
Two and a half-thou marines died in Afghanistan for this?
Creep who filmed should’ve been cuffed, lightning-cum gal celebrated etc.
It’s actually quite sad, all around. If it were a man doing this, the world would be outraged. They’d call him pervert, pedo etc. It was a woman, footage got released (which shouldn’t have been) and she took her own life. The crime is the same. We’re either okay with it, or we are not.
Christina Revels-Glick. Hahahaha. What a doofus. Christina Revels-Glick is so desperate, so self-absorbed that she needs to get off on the beach instead of going back to the hotel, the car or where ever. Christina Revels-Glick is so dumb that she admitted it, then couldn’t understand why it was wrong. The world is better off without self-absorbed doofuses like Christina Revels-Glick fingering herself on the beach.
Don’t rub your dick in public and you won’t have to ice a broken jaw…
So a woman took a socially distant 20 second trip to a seaside, solo big O… premature, immature, or quite mature, depending on who you ask.
Ha! Quite the development. If only Chas would report like this.
In terms of fear of confrontation, Japanese and Americans are a bit different. A bloke walking around with his dick out I can ignore, some weirdo pleasing themselves in public should be dealt with.
I’m as sexually deviant as anyone, but this ain’t cool. Imagine it was a bloke rubbing himself to climax on a public beach.. very well would’ve gotten their ass beat and rightfully so. Again, I ain’t a prude, diddle yourself outdoors if you’d like, but not in a populated public space.
“one-piece green bikini” do not pass second grade. do not collect $200.
Not sure where there was indecent exposure since apparently she kept her bathing suit on?
Cue the penis fish!
We used to go past the poofta tracks down back beach Fingal years ago…amongst the various weirdos, one day there was this mad fingerbashing chick who would run up, lay down and go at it ( on a towell she provided ) and look you in the eye just friggin it!..fucking hella funny aye!..even better was the mate that it got the better of and got out of the surf to sniff it out! She played cat and mouse with him for about an hour!..Bloody hell!!..she was still doin the same shit…faark me!..so funny.
Don’t know what you’re saying, but I like it!
Just over the border from Queensland in the far nth of New South Wales is Fingal Head a sleepy little hideaway with great waves on empty beaches…we would sometimes run into the late great man himself MP quietly watching dreamtime beach from up in the dunes…anyhow further south you had to walk in through coastal dunes from the road to the beach and it was crisscrossed with a myriad of walking tracks frequented by gays on the prowl, mostly naked I suppose what you’d call a “beat” before cell phones etc.. as groms it was always funny and scary to see!
You deserve 8 thumbs up for this. Thank you for the Yank translation.
And I’d lay London to a brick that Karen never deletes the footage. Nasty, nasty on the beach.
You’re normally more reserved and subtle in your opinions, DR. I love that this is what really irks you!
No one likes a snitch Sarah!
has the um video footage of the reckless use of a vibrator been released ?
Nah, but going by her smiling mugshots it’d be a goody…
Zzzzz….black hole….mmmm
AINT FIND IT YET I BE LOOKING
20 secs with my 30 secs and done in under a minute!!!
Perfect for YouTube commercials!
like bbqing mate – all the time in prep
Houseman fantasizes being a Huntsman?
I don’t really like doxing people. But as he didn’t mind posting totally personal information and photos about you, it’s only fair you know who is doing it.
Ben Marcus, used to work at Surfer magazine.
Karen/JustinHouseman/They/Them
I deleted Commentators posts. You know him from back in the day?