“I won against him every time we competed…and that's why he still cries to this day.”
The pro surfing world is in disarray tonight after two of the sport’s titans, including three-time world champ Joel Tudor, traded barbs online, igniting the sport’s latest blood feud.
Sterling Spencer, who hit worldwide fame in 2010 with a dubbed video of a kid trying to get Jeremy Flores’ autograph at J-Bay, posted a video of the hot-dogging longboarder Phil Rajzman performing one of his trademark chop-hops.
“That’s, like, bad ass,” says Spencer.
Three-time world champion Joel Tudor, however, quickly went DEFCON 5 on the trickster.
Possibly the worst style in long boarding,” wrote Joel Tudor.
Tudor, of course, is a well-known star of blood feuds, the fort seven year old’s ultra-purist angle skewering all-comers.
You’ll remember his role as the protagonist in these classics, Blood Feud: Joel Tudor and Noa Deane in creative battle royale! Blood Feud: Joel Tudor vs The World, and Blood Feud: Kelly Slater vs Kelly Slater (part one), Blood Feud: Joel Tudor vs Kelly Slater, part two and Blood feud; Joel Tudor squares off with shaping icon Richard Kenvin.
The Brazilian longboarder Phil Rajzman, who is forty-one and the son of professional volleyball player Bernard Rajzman and professional figure skater Michele Wollens, wasn’t gonna take the hit without returning his own salvo.
“Cry baby Joel, the king of ego,” wrote Rajzman quickly followed by, “I won against him every time we competed, so he gave up competing, and that’s why he still cries to this day… then he created his own championship, where he never loses 🤭 you know how it is with the spoiled child who owns the ‘ball,’ right?”
Readers, meanwhile, were divided down the middle.
“Joel Tudor, your comment would have some value if it did not come from someone who was always beaten by Phil! I remember well that final in Puerto with 10ft waves where he packed your suitcase!! Btw your ego is killing you! You don’t have any better style than him!!”
“90’s era hp longboarding is not “the future”. It’s a past that never should have happened in the first place.”
“Joel Tudor, shocking to have the resident ‘you wanna get rear naked choked at the beach brah’ good vibes warrior trashing a guy who takes a unique and interesting perspective in a sub genre (longboarding) self acclaimed to be owned by the Tudor regime.”
Where do you fall on the volatile matter of high-performance longboarding?
Are you a yay or a nay?
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Two longboarders arguing over whose surfing is more ghey. No hamsammish for either of these longboard kooks.
Bong Lord Joel has better style but boy I am not a fan of him cutting other people down who are just doing their thing
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This was a time wasting 3min read, that I will never get back..
Tudor is an ego dick
What could be worse than Joel’s online presence is the chip he’s put on his kids shoulders due to his terrible attitude. I’ve engaged in a blood feud with him, he’s a joke. That ego trickled down and his kids are as big of asses as he is. Sad state of affairs this Christmas at the Tudor palace.
logger heads.
High performance longboarding is the special olympics of surfing.
A weed addicted HIV looking afflicted super bully critiquing a bald fat guy doing the best chop hop since NSSA nationals circa 2008.
The entitlement of opinion has taken us to new levels of self adoration.
funny lookin cunt~
No way that guy’s parents are professional athletes. He looks like a divorced Carlsbad dad who is trying to get his mojo back by shaving his head and wearing Lululemon sweats while hanging outside of the local yoga spot.
Let’s see Sasha pull that!
Sasha can do all kinds of other tricks ,hide the Weiner being one of them
Spit the winkle for sure.
Is the term ‘high performance longboarding’ an oxymoron?
Who watches this shit. No wonder Tudor’s lit 24/7
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What does lance hookano have to say about this ? I thought he held the title for the worst style?
I mean, Joel ain’t wrong. An asshole, perhaps, but he ain’t wrong.
This is like two hookers arguing over who can give the best sand filled hand job.
Chas Smith (left) and Derek O’Reilly celebrate being #1.
Chris Cote declares: “BeachGrit is the Fox News of surf media and Chas Smith is Tucker Carlson!”
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“The Most Trusted Name in News.”
Tucker Carlson? Are you serious? Tucker Carlson
“are we men or our we devo?”
Tim…come write for us…
Lots of self love going on in the BG camp as well as some inter author shit.possibly Chris Cote the middle man in Chas and Derek’s menage a deux, which would make it trois or something but Chas is multilingual so all good
nope. they’re blowing raspberries…with sandy mouths!
Yay joel! And blued fueds! Boooo shitty style longboarding booooooo