"I’m wary of giving people ideas where they can hurt themselves.”
I never thought I’d see a day wherein the Pipe Masters was “less than” but here we are, living in the wake of the World Surf League and its horrible decision-making. Thankfully, the “global home of surfing” has never, and will never, lay a finger on The Eddie Aikau Big Wave Invitational. Waimea’s iconic event honoring the surf and lifesaving legend Eddie Aikau has only run ten times since 1984, last won by local lifeguard Luke Shepardson.
To become invited to The Eddie is a great honor in and of itself, one that Felicity Palmateer certainly deserves. The 31-year-old who hails from Western Australia has made her indelible mark on the scene, having ridden the biggest wave ever for a female at Cow Bombie and more.
But how does she prepare to conquer the Bay?
Secretly.
Talking to The Sydney Morning Herald, Palmateer stated, “My trainer has warned me not to talk about it too much in depth because if you don’t do it properly it can get really dangerous. We’re talking shallow-water blackouts and it can develop into a life-threatening situation really quickly, so I’m wary of giving people ideas where they can hurt themselves.”
Later she added, “It’s all well and good to do static breath holds and say, ‘Yeah, I can hold my breath for four minutes’, but that’s not relatable to big wave surfing. There’s nothing relaxing about it, there’s no nice, calm setting. It’s violent. It’s disorientating. Your heart rate is going through the roof. So with the training, you’re trying to regulate your heart rate as quickly as possible, bringing your nervous system down. It feels like you’re running at 10-speed on a treadmill at a maximum incline while holding your breath. So it’s hard. It’s as much stress as you can manufacture, underwater. But it’s always with someone, never alone.”
So there we have it, accidentally. Passing out, face down, in a bathtub and running on a treadmill at maximum incline while holding breath.
Going to start this afternoon.
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So you’re playing Russian roulette with a 45 automatic…… Smart.
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone said she looks good in that barrel. All wet and all. Aren’t we allowed any more. …well fuck that
does he do sports? seems to be trending…I’m envirnonmental…toxic torts for breakfast…
Auto erotic asphyxiation is more fun.
“it’s so hard to capture and captivate an audience…”
https://i.pinimg.com/origin…
NonJohn loves to share top secret workout routines for extremely surfing muscles. NonJohn is a dork too.
For sure, Flick, for sure. Ad infinitum.
What boring asphyxiation. No gimp suit and gag ball. No belt and a closet hang while punching the clown. Kids got no edge these days.
Straight out of the mark visser school of fake big wave surfers.
Flick doesnt even catch set waves at her “home break..” Margaret river
Can’t wait for the Eddie to be proven wrong
If 1 x 100% coached into selected medium to large cow bommie wave with a drop no turn with photo taken from a dubious angle and 1 x shoulder hop at Jaws = big wave ledgend , then I tell ya I am no big wave hero but I got more runs on the board than that , and I’m a no body in the big wave scene.
Although not the most convincing drop, I wouldn’t call this shoulder hopping.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
May well have been if that’s as good as it gets for a big wave champion, ps I love the closely edited clip and well constructed water angle.
they fucked up her location, saying she’s a Queenslander, typical seppos
That’s poor shoulder positioning
As a qualified armchair surf-coach, I’m not impressed. Anyone with a jetski mate could get towed into that.
I’ll bet there are hundreds of women all over Australia who, if they bothered to get their waves filmed, would’ve outclassed that by a long shot.
She wasn’t towed into it though homie. Look, I don’t really give a shit. Why am I going into bat for Flick?
Apologies, I went looking at a Cow Bombie clip because I could see your link at the time, at the one I saw was most definitely towed.
https://youtu.be/zoGGZZeymQ…
And also now I realise the clip was from 2016.
Yeah OK. Credit to her for dropping in on that. It’s been a while since I’ve been fit enough to think about that sort of thing.
It’s late today Chas, you should mix a few cocktails and start tomorrow in earnest.
She was good in Australian Survivor.
Just like RCJ, minus the broken ankle…
RCJ sure could have used a FTL Waterman’s Edition in his stocking for the climb out of the Nazare rocks that one time.
“She could save manufacturing costs by sourcing from China”, said the Chinaman.
Tequila Mockingbird
You come in here, boy, and bust up this chifforobe, and I’ll give you a nickel.
Just wait til these contraptions hit the shelves!
*Inflatable vests sold separately.
Does Felicity have a secret technique for making take-offs? If so, maybe she could share it with KK.
haha, made me laugh. Yeah like, be a better surfer maybe before attempting to surf XXL waves.
She did that video about taking it all off
Skin Flick ?
oh dat cat o’ mine…
she sounds like my mum: “You can drown in a cup full of water…”
and from the press: “Chas, have you ever been water-boarded?”
and from the trainer: “Fel, didn’t you sign an NDA?”
from Surfline: “The Eddie should have run last month…sorry we mis-read the models…mo betta next time.”
This is a strangely coherent comment, Dane. Are you ok?
His mushy stash must be getting low.
my gal provides a landing strip and sometimes I miss the runway…fresh herb arrived last week. we’d good.
i’m a lawyer….
“Passing out, face down, in a bathtub and running on a treadmill at maximum incline while holding breath.”
Sounds like a night of Ketamine, with Matthew Perry…..
Yeah maybe that story has jolted Dane back into some reality…or maybe not
Too soon! Too soon!
My big wave training consists of deucing on car hoods, waxing windows and throwing rocks.
You’re a hero we don’t deserve! GOD speed!
and you don’t need a ‘spotter’ for that heavy lifting?
Oh heck yes legend xox