Plus sized girl surfer.
Now, here, is what you’d call an athletic, though slightly bigger, gal. Big boned as we used to say. A helluva long way from fat and not, I’d suggest, represented on the Fat Scale. | Photo: Billabong

Billabong pivots to plus-sized surfers to extend “reach to important demographic of underserved consumers.”

A range of sizes including small fat, mid fat and large fat but no super fat or death fat. 

The once iconic surf giant Billabong, now effectively cuckolded by the Authentic Brands Group which also owns former arch enemies Hurley and Quiksilver, has been partnered up with another brand to produce plus-sized womenswear.,

Profile Enterprises, specialists in big gal’s gear, will take the reins of the plus-plus sizes, “manufacturing, wholesale and the distribution of Billabong Big & Tall mens as well as Plus women’s apparel across the U.S. and Canada.”

From the Authentic Newsroom,

“We are proud to partner with Authentic to bring this active lifestyle brand to our robust distribution platform,” said PROFILE Ent. President, Frank Riech. “Billabong offers PROFILE the opportunity to extend our reach to an important demographic of underserved consumers.”

The first Billabong Big & Tall and Plus collections will be available in Spring 2024 at major Big & Tall and Plus retailers as well as across various retailer e-commerce channels.

It’s a wise move, clearly.

Half the US spends its days eating and crapping although what constitutes plus-size will, obviously, shift with the prevailing winds.

What’s fat today might be skinny tomoz.

Do you know about the fat spectrum? 

It’s wildly fascinating.

Y’see, there’s small fat, mid fat, large fat, super fat and death fat.

By my reckoning, Profile will be selling Billabong clothes all the way up to large fat, but not a helluva lot happening for the super fat and the death fat.

Linda, from the epic site Fluffy Kitten Party, explains its myriad complexities here.

I’ve removed the “White Fragility” framework because WOW that did not age well, and I should never have used it. I know better now, and I’m sorry. I updated the definition of “deathfat” and credited author and fat activist Lesley Kinzel with creating the term (with sincere apologies to Lesley for causing misunderstanding). I included history and context for the term “super fat” that I did not understand when I wrote this (h/t to the fats who educated me on this after this piece was published), and I changed the format to be more of a neutral explainer. I’ve also updated the image because, frankly, it was hard to read! I tried to cram everything into one image, but it’s just impossible to include everything in one image and not make a cluttered mess. So now, you have a big infographic.

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Blogfly
Blogfly
2 years ago

The most happiest out of all of this? The sharks.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

re: “If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.”

―

William S. Burroughs

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

Death Fat is a great band name.

Cuntry Singer
Cuntry Singer
2 years ago
Chuck Dukowski
Chuck Dukowski
2 years ago

”Social media influencers were swept up by a movement that claims obesity is perfectly healthy… The tragic truth is they have all died under the age of 45″

Jamie Lopez, who starred in US reality TV show Super Sized Salon, died from heart complications aged 37 last December.

TikTok star, @Wafffler69, died of a ‘presumed heart attack’, according to his brother, aged just 33 in January. Real name Taylor LeJeune, he did not flaunt his weight but amassed 1.9 million followers by posting videos reviewing bizarre food, including reindeer meat and tinned ham from the 1960s. His last video, posted the day before he died, showed him eating a giant fruit loop in milk.

The final videos posted to Brittany Sauer’s TikTok page make for upsetting viewing. Speaking tearfully to the camera, the 31-stone social media star, who often posted defiantly ‘body-positive’ content about how ‘hot’ she felt in certain outfits, admitted with shocking candour that she had ‘ruined her life’ with food and binge eating…

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

Nice top turn !

deeks
deeks
2 years ago

The pink board is pretty sexist a

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Hey I now need to replace my XL Volcom 3/2 as I’m less fat but I don’t feel underserved

mike m
mike m
2 years ago

The sharks certainly enjoyed reading this article.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago

MILK!

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
2 years ago

Sounds like a Main Break MR forecast. Death fat Wednesday.

Dunno's Rat
Dunno's Rat
2 years ago

Can’t wait for the fat,bald and old range that they might release soon for males…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

taco bell is using the same marketing techniques…

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dJpR…

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
2 years ago

Down around Biloxi
Big girls are swimming in the sea..

HaoleBoy
HaoleBoy
2 years ago

Send all the “death” fat ones to south Australia.

deeks
deeks
2 years ago

Pinned then…

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
2 years ago

Just put down the fork!

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
2 years ago

I lost it at author and fat activist while being a weed activist.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Board Barnacle

midnight munchies activists contribute to both parties!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago

Cancelled.
Xox

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

there’s big, there’s fat and then there’s big and fat.

J H
J H
2 years ago
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