World Surf League sheds twelve staffers
Tears as a dozen staff shown door at World Surf League.

Bloodbath at World Surf League as surfing’s brightest creative talents shown door!

Including creative director who created iconic line, “It takes a tour to make a title!”

Five months ago, surf fans woke to the shock news the World Surf League had shuttered its famed Santa Monica headquarters and moved to a shared rental space in El Segundo alongside an animal urgent care facility and a pet cemetery. 

The old joint was originally listed for sale for $14.5 mill although that price has since been shaved by two mill. The selling realtor describes the owner as “motivated” and asks buyers to “submit all offers.” The office is also available for lease at “a special introductory rate.”

After an annus horribilis where the World Surf League mysteriously disappeared its CEO Erik Logan and a world champ was again crowned in weak two-foot waves, bad has apparently hit worse with the sacking of some of the League’s pivotal staff including the creative brain behind the iconic line,“It takes a tour to make a title.” 

(Yeah, I know, redundant after the switch to a Finals  Day. But, still…)

Twelve staffers were iced in the blood-letting, executive assistants, the aforementioned creative director and some creative team members, along with members of the ad op team, as well as the VP of Events. 

No one left empty handed, the WSL generously giving each employee two months severance pay.

Observers suggest the WSL is “likely trimming the fat, could be to make the profit and loss look a little better ahead of a potential buyer looking into the books.” 

As Chas Smith reported around the time of the World Surf League’s move to El Segundo, the likely buyer will be a Saudi awash with petro-dollars and a yearning to own the sport of kings and queens.

Rumors have been boiling for months, now, that the reclusive billionaire and owner of the World Surf League has been shopping his failed asset. Even though former CEO Erik Logan promised growth and “momentum being real” he got fired after telling a boy to “take his shirt off” and those pronouncements were flat out lies.

It is neither growing nor having momentum, exciting ladder sponsorships being the best it can do, and you must imagine that Ziff is chartering the family jet and punching in coordinates as “middle” and “east.”

Wave tanks in Jeddah.

Final’s Day in Haql.

I’ll put all my agurot that Ziff will, anyhow, sell to, if not Saudi then Bahrain sometime next year, using the Olympics as leverage.

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Cuntry Singer

Anus horribilis. \,,/ \,,/

Shredy Kruger

Best of luck finding the richest idiot on earth with a surf fetish.

Noncompetitor

California uber anus?

SaltyHB
Capt Sensible

Can’t see the Arabs wanting the jewish business.

AI (for ever) .

I can’t see the Saudis buying the WSL. What has Ziff got they would want?
If they wanted the pro surfing business ( which I don’t believe they do) they would do exactly what they did with professional golf.

Start their own and possibly allow Ziff to buy into there own business ( but I doubt they would want be associated with the wsl in anyway).

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Meanwhile in the real world… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Dogsnuts

Can you take Khat as a sepository?
Xox

deeks

Look at that khat go. ..!

Gil Gunderson

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

Was Prodan’s podcast let go too?

Dogsnuts

If a tree falls in the woods…
Xox

Gil Gunderson

T’would be in the northern hemisphere, as you and I know it as ‘the bush, cunt’

astro

Aaaannndd the ones with no clues at the top are still there …
Nice chop, Dirk but no cigar.

tim_nelsen
deeks

Ominous..?

tim_nelsen

i need a beer and a big-breasted secretary…got diodes?

Stick man

Residue…

david fffff

Sheikh Mansour going to buy it, top 30 will no longer surf but will form a new footy club in the 9th tier of English football, diligently working their way to the Premier League. Kelly as Pep Guardiola, Glen Hall as Leo Messi

Chief Hot stuff

At least in Saudi comps we wont have to clock JMDs crook dial. Shed be all burqad up.

tim_nelsen

bought nic cage a beer/

deeks

Worth the sale alone

Kama'aina

Is there next year? Or does Ziff need to let it go one minute before the olympics starts (just incase half the field dies in the first round) since he knows there is no next year? Being that the WSL runs like a stupid corporate mess it would be kind nice if it went public so the real numbers were shared with the stock holders every quarter. I can’t imagine the real loss there.

Beef & Beer

Poor old Erik, he disappeared (mysteriously) into a horrible anus.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Now you can commemorate the sad event with a chocolate starfish.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Available from all good BeachGrit air freshener distributors…

tim_nelsen

ur anus…anoulousmasly

deeks

Gotta be a good idea there…Beachgrit air freshener that smells like ELO’s fingers

tim_nelsen

godiva chocolates…coffee?

tim_nelsen

he’s very dangerous but he don’t surf…him&gerard…movie review: https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

Com Turren

FYI WSL employees, if you take the severance, you’ll almost certainly be waiving and releasing any claims you might have for Erik Logan sexually harassing you

Sean Connery

They should follow some F1. Bail on the severance. Save all the creepy texts then go for the big money. Settle out of court. All parties move on like nothing every happened.

Rocks local

seriously

tim_nelsen

monet. no worries!

Picard Madeoff

The difference between the WSL and F1 is simple:

Max would dominate Teahupo’o


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