Including creative director who created iconic line, “It takes a tour to make a title!”
Five months ago, surf fans woke to the shock news the World Surf League had shuttered its famed Santa Monica headquarters and moved to a shared rental space in El Segundo alongside an animal urgent care facility and a pet cemetery.
After an annus horribilis where the World Surf League mysteriously disappeared its CEO Erik Logan and a world champ was again crowned in weak two-foot waves, bad has apparently hit worse with the sacking of some of the League’s pivotal staff including the creative brain behind the iconic line,“It takes a tour to make a title.”
(Yeah, I know, redundant after the switch to a Finals Day. But, still…)
Twelve staffers were iced in the blood-letting, executive assistants, the aforementioned creative director and some creative team members, along with members of the ad op team, as well as the VP of Events.
No one left empty handed, the WSL generously giving each employee two months severance pay.
Observers suggest the WSL is “likely trimming the fat, could be to make the profit and loss look a little better ahead of a potential buyer looking into the books.”
As Chas Smith reported around the time of the World Surf League’s move to El Segundo, the likely buyer will be a Saudi awash with petro-dollars and a yearning to own the sport of kings and queens.
Rumors have been boiling for months, now, that the reclusive billionaire and owner of the World Surf League has been shopping his failed asset. Even though former CEO Erik Logan promised growth and “momentum being real” he got fired after telling a boy to “take his shirt off” and those pronouncements were flat out lies.
It is neither growing nor having momentum, exciting ladder sponsorships being the best it can do, and you must imagine that Ziff is chartering the family jet and punching in coordinates as “middle” and “east.”
Wave tanks in Jeddah.
Final’s Day in Haql.
I’ll put all my agurot that Ziff will, anyhow, sell to, if not Saudi then Bahrain sometime next year, using the Olympics as leverage.
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Best of luck finding the richest idiot on earth with a surf fetish.
California uber anus?
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Can’t see the Arabs wanting the jewish business.
I can’t see the Saudis buying the WSL. What has Ziff got they would want?
If they wanted the pro surfing business ( which I don’t believe they do) they would do exactly what they did with professional golf.
Start their own and possibly allow Ziff to buy into there own business ( but I doubt they would want be associated with the wsl in anyway).
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Can you take Khat as a sepository?
Xox
Look at that khat go. ..!
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Was Prodan’s podcast let go too?
If a tree falls in the woods…
Xox
T’would be in the northern hemisphere, as you and I know it as ‘the bush, cunt’
Aaaannndd the ones with no clues at the top are still there …
Nice chop, Dirk but no cigar.
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Ominous..?
i need a beer and a big-breasted secretary…got diodes?
Residue…
Sheikh Mansour going to buy it, top 30 will no longer surf but will form a new footy club in the 9th tier of English football, diligently working their way to the Premier League. Kelly as Pep Guardiola, Glen Hall as Leo Messi
At least in Saudi comps we wont have to clock JMDs crook dial. Shed be all burqad up.
bought nic cage a beer/
Worth the sale alone
Is there next year? Or does Ziff need to let it go one minute before the olympics starts (just incase half the field dies in the first round) since he knows there is no next year? Being that the WSL runs like a stupid corporate mess it would be kind nice if it went public so the real numbers were shared with the stock holders every quarter. I can’t imagine the real loss there.
Poor old Erik, he disappeared (mysteriously) into a horrible anus.
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Now you can commemorate the sad event with a chocolate starfish.
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ur anus…anoulousmasly
Gotta be a good idea there…Beachgrit air freshener that smells like ELO’s fingers
godiva chocolates…coffee?
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FYI WSL employees, if you take the severance, you’ll almost certainly be waiving and releasing any claims you might have for Erik Logan sexually harassing you
They should follow some F1. Bail on the severance. Save all the creepy texts then go for the big money. Settle out of court. All parties move on like nothing every happened.
seriously
monet. no worries!
The difference between the WSL and F1 is simple:
Max would dominate Teahupo’o