"The only thing repetitive contests has done is strip the magic and create the most conservative government funded sport on earth."
A few years back, I wrote a story touting the launch of Derek Hynd’s new shaping project, Hyndline.
HyndLine was to be a series of thirty hand-shaped board models – or codes – representing 30 years of Hynd’s surfing progression from 1973-2003. Ten boards being shaped per code. Designs from the Campbell brothers, Terry Fitz, Tom Parrish, Skip Frye, to name but a few.
All re-shaped by Hynd himself and made available to the surfing public.
The story ran, and was well enough received by you lot. Derek Hynd, as always, was articulate and insightful. The ultimate surf provocateur.
But I only included a handful of the 2500 + words from our full interview transcript. Two-and-a-half-thousand words of Hynd on board design, the WSL, why he went finless, when he might go back. Why he hates hybrid fish. The feeling of Impossibles at J-Bay doubling up from six-to-eight-feet with a Parrish 8’2 of 1975 vintage under your feet.
It was all in there. Too many pull quotes to count. I noted at the time how it could have easily been a standalone piece. But I never did anything about it.
Enter Black Hole Transmissions. BHT is a project running under Andrew Kidman’s Big Sky Ltd umbrella: a digital platform to house Kidman and his coterie’s inscrutable wealth of surf culture and knowledge.
There’s new stuff, too.
Mainly writing for the time being, Kidman’s BHT editor is Dave Parmenter, a man who needs no introduction here.
Contributions from the likes of Kidman, Parmenter, Hynd, and yours truly. Plus, many more.
We’ve just put the Hynd interview up, in full, with a further li’l intro from me.
No matter your take on the subject matter, Derek Hynd in full flight is always an interesting read.
And nah, it’s not free. It’s never going to be a competitor to the hamster wheel of inspired dissent here on the Grit.
But, it’s grounded in a similar ethos. One of straight talking. Of death to bullshit. Of that brutal, honest integrity that keeps the dilettantes and cronies awake in the small hours of the night. That gnawing sense that things ain’t right in the world of surf.
Plus there’s some hell reads. Something definitely worth chucking a few dollarydoos at, if you can spare it.
Thanks to DR for the opportunity to promote.
BHT: How has your time surfing finless influenced your outlook on board design?
Derek Hynd: This is my 17th year of riding nothing but free friction (editor’s note: this was in 2021). I still feel the speed, still get a thrill.
It has a bearing on Hyndline. The reason for getting into it in the first place had a lot to do with getting as far away from predictable board design so I’m going the other way to tap what I knew so well before the easier toys took hold. Give me errors any day and sketchy moments going with it but give me something to work out.
Post-Litmus with the retro boom of hybrid boards designed like modern boards not to stuff up, to make it easy, I wanted to and did run a mile far. Been in the back of my mind all the while though, every board that I ever considered a gem was flawed enough to need working out. But once worked out, whoa.
Modern day “performance” fish seemed to have moved further and further away from their original intended design. What’s your take on them?
Modern surfing is a cop-out of how we’ve made things easy, easier, easier still. Hybrids do this. They ruin the soul of the art form. Moves to soft rails to legropes to grip pad to tail blocks to easy rider rockers likewise. To this day a great surf at Supers is sullied by the legrope around my ankle. My cop-out. These Hyndline boards are true to form and mostly require learning and acceptance because most of these boards aren’t dead easy pieces of sponge cake to jump on, which is the way I’ve always appreciated it and the way most modern surfers do not like it. It’s a bugbear, but Tom Blake’s first skeg was pure surfing’s loss, advent of surfing’s Americana, how to make things easier despite the nuances of difficulty and challenges of mastery, leaving Surfing for a few thousand years justifiably unique to human pursuits. It did not need to be dumbed down. Hybrids, particularly Fish hybrids, disgust me.
These boards represent the bulk of your competitive career (and then some). What’s your perspective on board design on the current tour, and how it has progressed in the intervening period? You’ve said in the past how man-on-man elimination format stifles design innovation, does that still hold true?
Board design goes the way of the harsh past and current contest system, narrowed to the completeness of Dave Parmenter’s dancing bear analogy of over 30 years back. It is phenomenally skillful, and the designs are no less tailored to this skill level. This, though, has left the top of the pyramid with nowhere to go.
It’s like America’s Cup yacht racing. Ex-pros generally fail to evolve their surfing post-career, said with the greatest respect. Maybe shapers should condition these athletes to design shifts after linear knockout contests have knocked the freeform thinking out of them. It isn’t as much an act of smashing a wave anymore as it should be expanding young hopeful minds in an environment where more than one person gets to win riding more than one design.
(On the WSL and competitive surfing in general)
Sorry mate, the way surfing has gone the past 40 years the only thing rote coaching and repetitive contests has done is strip the magic, create the most conservative government funded sport on earth, leave aspiring and top-level pros at risk of social corruption through too much surfing and not enough education, and fail to offer routes of redemption to way too many amateurs and pros who deserve better systems. It comes down to lateral thinking all round — the lack thereof. But aside from the above, everything’s great, ha-ha.
Check out the full interview with Derek Hynd at bigskylimited.org
Square synonym—uncool.
Example of usage.
‘The Inertia staff is ‘square’.
Don Jose > Suaza…todos los semananas
cage free chicken from Oxnard’s El Pollo Loco on the way to to the boat…staple!
it’s place on victoria is likely well-situated for your trips down to the boat. but you’re worth more than that! go a couple miles inland and get you some real pollo asado
deliver? and bring the cooler~
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
got ’em on 8mm…she’s in a bimini/
Aw ya shoulda been here yesterday it was pumpin
fishin w/ yater…always a thrill!
VALS, Hipsters, retro-enthusiasts, they all study this crap and regurgitate the soul surfer garbage mantra infinitum. I am so bored with all this soul surfing/spirit of the ocean crap. it’s so pathetic.
I love people who surf for their first time. the joy, the stoke, the psych and the smiles are amazingly heart warming. I have taught catch-a- smile and make-a-wish kids, old folks, young folks and people that it was their life dream to just ride a wave, and every one of them have more soul and love for surfing than any of these jackasses who profess to be the soul of surfing.
Why the fuck do we think we are the generation of the enlightened?
Greg Noll was good friend and he had some of the funniest comments about the retro progressive movement in surfing BS.
F*&$ I miss that guy.
goons, geeks. and gremmies…please surf Campus Point and Ledbedders…UCSB 40K+ kooks!
love this guy!
turn o’er all ur weapons. SIR!
Amazing what you can accomplish if you have never had to work a day in your life like Mr Young.
Personally I find no offence with Axolotl but find I dont concor with Mr Hynd on much
I though Koby threw Hynd’s naked body off the cliffs in Maroubra?
maybe thats where the fins ended up?
Nah they threw some gay dude off. The new south Wales police force get it wrong alot of the time
Guy’s name was hines not hynd, i think that’s what hes getting at.
that’s inside a tube,
“hamster wheel of inspired dissent here on the Grit.”
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my last hooray was at mondo’s in ’98. but for giggles&whistles there is that other point, historically speaking…only surfed The Queen once!
wonderful is Derek Hynd’s gliding finless thru glassy XL waves with sets stacking out to the horizon at the best right point on the planet…
It’s more the “ability…” you refer to that I was asking about. One of my pet peeves here is the lack of a personal messaging function. I tried posting my email addy for someone recently. The post disappeared after 5-10 minutes.
You could prob just write it phonetically. Eg postmaster at balding men for trump dot com
Not even close.
Thus… does surf fags mom at up yer ass dot com. And for the record, imma still sporting a full head of hair. Have a good day!
Haha settle down I wasn’t having a dig at you! I’m sure you have lovely hair.
no dis et al. no rehab. working on new material.
How do you know this?
I can’t get into the tour now. JP’s typing great stuff, but I don’t care.
Rest of it is mining peripheral interest if adjacent at best.
Yup, played out.