Channel Islands astounds surf watchers by releasing funniest skit since Doped Youth!

Introducing the Small Wave Support Group.

Channel Islands is as blue chip a surf brand as there ever was. Fine boards from the mind, though the hands, of the legendary Al Merrick that made Kelly Slater a household name and the tri hexagon logo a symbol of desire, of excellence. That heritage passed down to son Britt who, along with Channel Islands’ rider-owners, has continued to push innovation and style.

(Listen to Britt Merrick speak about “crushing it as a high-school LSD dealer and chasing sin on a motorcycle here. Britt, see, was busted for dealing LSD in high school, five dollars a tab, he thinks was the sale price, and talks about his Daddy and Mama’s conversion to Christianity in prison after they got busted hustling weed across the Mex border; how an unspeakable tragedy turned him back onto shaping, first, with Reynolds, then as CI’s gun shaper; and the wisdom borne from killing animals for food. “Every time you eat, something has to die, ” says Britt.)

Three years ago, Britt Merrick and senior members of the Channel Islands management team, employees and teamriders bought back the Channel Islands brand from Burton snowboards.

“We look forward to the day when CI returns home to the Merrick family, and we know the brand will be in good hands with Britt Merrick, Scott Anderson and the dedicated employees and teamriders at Channel Islands,” said Burton owner Donna Carpenter.

Peak cool.

But who imagined the team at Channel Islands had the capability of delivering the funniest surf skit since Adam Blakey’s Doped Youth?

No, not me but here we are and watch this gorgeous shot over Filipe Toledo’s bow.

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Teahupo’o, here we come.

And, in case you missed it twenty years back, a little flashback to Doped Youth.

Doped Youth (Full Film) 2004
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John Non John

Non wants a Dumpster Diver. Are they expensive?

"Helmets... Period."

watching Dane morph into a chubby dad is a sad reminder of my own mortality

tim_nelsen

the one guy whose ahead of me…Dane’s Beer Belly

tim_nelsen

“I experienced critical mass that day…”

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tim_nelsen

sustainable import…no profit…smell it!

tim_nelsen

spirulina was widespread/

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Production crew: make sure we have the wide angle lens for filming the close ups of Dane’s chin and neck.

ricmatic

jesus Dane – waist high is the new triple overhead

Barrelled

Chas, if you need a deal on a board, just call them. Lots of options to get you one without getting shit on your nose.

Sean Connery

Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam

Big Mack

my sister saw adam on tv and then understood why i avoid the surf scene

Otto

As soon as he entered Dane had that “I’m gonna tear that donut table apart!” look on his face.

Sean Connery

A look not seen since a WSL event buffet?

Otto

Remember that time the WSL blocked Charlie “Chaplin + Brown + Manson: A Surf Character Love/Hate Story” Smith from the VIP eatery at Trestles, forcing an internally conflicted dejected but inspired Charlie to risk life, limb and oh shit where’s my EpiPen hanging amongst Africanized Trashcan Bees for the sake of The People? Good times

Sean Connery

Memory isn’t my strong suit but it does sound incredible.

Otto

It is a perennial moment for Beach Grit.

astro

The high, for me, has to be The Sign.
The low, stickering Caio. That little punk was undeserving of support from The People.

Otto

The Sign was epic. The Beach Grit jester moonlighting as an executioner.

What else is there to say about the sticker that Cailled Caio’s career.

astro

Oh no, Chas has got the poopoo touch !

Otto

Someone has to throw that shit into the fan. That shit ain’t gonna throw itself.

Stick man

Next time on Triple D (Danes, Dumpsters, and Divers)…

JohnsKnees
Stick man

Yes!

Internet Technician - Level 5

It’s Baby Billy

reginald_muff

that was actually hilarious, good job to whoever made this.

JohnsKnees

So its the board all the WSL guys will be riding


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