"If the waves were like this at every event (Kelly Slater) would prob still be right there going for a world title at 52 yrs old..."
The World Surf League has stumbled hard in Europe. Bad forecasts happen, of course, and blame for such should not be pinned on organizing bodies doing the very best they can except our WSL deserves all fault because it truly sucks a fatty. One thing for me to write, a vociferous, well-established and socially popular critic. Quite another for the “global home of surfing’s” best voice, Strider Wasilewski, to lay waste to his employer.
Raspberry gives his all to professional surfing at its highest competitive level, bobbing in the brine for days at a time in order to report accurate. He is loved, respected and honored not just for his surf knowledge but his ability, willingness to charge and impressively sculpted breasts.
As such, people bends an ear when he shares opinions on this or that. Most recently, Wasilewski took time out to praise Kelly Slater for ditching the lousy World Surf League Portugal event citing a false hip injury and scoring all time Australia.
Per Instagram:
What a photo… @kellyslater right where he deserves to be. That’s the first thing I thought when I saw this image. If the waves were like this at every event he would prob still be right there going for a world title at 52 yrs old and that is fucking crazy. Personally I don’t want to watch him strain himself for a good score… Rather see him surf timelessly in perfection like this. If there is an epic forecast for an event and he wants to surf, that would be epic too. Either way stoked to see my bro scoring. Surfing is the fuckin best thing ever.
Hammer.
Michael Schwab, son of Charles and noted extreme sport aficionado, put his polished boot on the World Surf League’s already broken neck, declaring, “Agreed! A @naturalselection Strike Mission tour could be the answer @travisrice LFG.”
Rice is currently right down the hall and I have half a mind to go ask him if he’s ready to FG and save surfing from the clammy grip of co-Waterperson of the Year Dirk Ziff.
BRB.
While you’re waiting, though, feel free to listen to the latest weekly chat betwixt David Lee Scales and me. We discuss Jimbo Pellegrine’s epic fight with Mother Nature. Worth it for that alone.
Enjoy.
Who could blame him. It’s been epic surf on the Gold Coast and had a few sessions in it that our men’s world champ would have food poisoning.
Actions speak louder than words! If he said what we all know he’s thinking they wouldn’t be able to trade WSL for a sixer and a meat pie.
Bros before hoes! Good Onya Strides! Up the Waz!!
Feel your pain.
We had a cunt at the Comp called Aragorn Baradell.
Though we also had sisters named Charity Rainbow Millington-Wallace,and Prudence Purple Millington-Wallace,so it’s all relative, really. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Natural Selection Strider.
Cheers Kelly Slater~~Everything Has Already Happened~~Reality Life Is Ital or Not at All~~Keep your Spirit Shining Bright
With Aloha Always~~Sahajayana Is Nirvanasara~~Nothing Ever Happened~~Mahalo Nui Loa
Strider weighs it up
Commentary Job/Wave Pools?
He went with the pools
Poor lad. Gynecomastia makes paddling suck. All that yoga and almond milk soy lattes from that Malibu country mart life you’d think serve him better.
Hmmm…. epic pit’s… crap beachies. If you were the GOAT where would you be? Cylinders are so much easier on the hip’s. Good, professional, surf specific rehab.
This statement by Strides rings so true and accurate they’ll probably fire him and replace him with a DEI hire.
Here’s some (pretty sick) footage. Getting my surf journalisming done, brick by brick, day by day
https://youtu.be/kJwOyonl58…
he left Parko in the pit with an obtuce middle finger, as I recall?
Always liked Strider from the get , and homeboy ain’t lying
As much as we’ve bagged Dirk over the years we can’t blame him for scheduling. Hell he prob doesn’t even know where the next comp is.
I’d start by attributing blame to the current Chief of Sports, Tours and Competition.
She’s fucken incompetent and carrying a whole heap of wokeist baggage.
She’s gotta go…
I reckon Dirk maps out every second of every minute of every hour of every single day.
WSL changing the schedule to be in Portugal this time of year and not snapper is so on brand.
Perfect overhead barrels, warm water, and rips conditions, you say? Nah. They’d rather be in Portugal at a cold and dreary Super Poopos or wanking around an adjacent break that’s sheltered from the 60MPH wind enough to grind some heats out.
Attack Dog Tits is absolutely correct and hard on this