"This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp..."
Early last year, though it seems like an eternity ago, the World Surf League breathlessly introduced the Apple Watch as “the official wearable of the WSL.” Championship Tour surfers would strap bright mini computers to their wrists and use them to know who had priority in a given heat instead of looking back at that pesky shore.
“The unique capabilities, ease of use, and incredible water resistance of Apple Watch make it the ideal solution to support our surfers competing in the extreme conditions of our worldwide tour,” the now disgraced WSL CEO Erik Logan said at the time. “Surfers need critical information while they compete, and the WSL Surfer app we’ve developed for Apple Watch provides real-time data that will help the communication flow from the WSL Scoring System to the competitors in the water. We are so excited to roll this out and enable our Championship Tour athletes to focus on their performance and improve competition throughout the 2023 season.”
No telling what happened to the partnership. Much like Jeep, Barefoot Wine and Box to Box Films it was vanished, I think, without reason but those initial heady days were filled with glitch. Caio Ibelli almost missed his call because his Apple Watch “didn’t tell time.
Italian heartthrob Leonardo Fioravanti went one further declaring in a post-heat interview, “I just wanna say, our freaking watches weren’t working and that’s pretty heavy. My watch wasn’t working. And nothing to take away from Apple or WSL. I mean, what they’re doing is great, trying to bring in some technology into our world. But if my watch doesn’t work from start to finish and I gotta ask for time, like, I’ve been used to having the time on me at all times in heats. And we’re fighting for our careers so I hope they figure it out because my watch didn’t work from start to finish. So that’s pretty heavy.”
Pretty heavy indeed with the tech giant’s reputation greatly tarnished in the surf world.
Though surfers, like most, love a redemption story and, here, we have it for days ago the smeared Apple Watch saved a surfers life. The New York Post is reporting Australian Rick Shearman, 49, was out in the waves when he suddenly became distressed out near Byron Bay. The currents were sucking straight out and Shearman… oh he was bodysurfing, so I guess not actually surfing, but, then he remembered he was wearing an Apple Watch and here he picks up the story.
“At this point, I was a long way out to sea, I was being buffeted by wind and big swells, it was actually quite difficult to utilize [the watch]. I had to hold it up to my ear to hear what was going on and speak to the respondent.”
It worked!
Rescuers came and pulled him to shore and Barefoot Wine bottles were popped in celebration. “If it wasn’t for being able to access that service in my watch I’d probably be bobbing out somewhere in international waters by now,” Shearman stated.
Leonardo Fioravanti yet to respond for comment.
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Can’t help but think his life would be better if he wore flippers instead of an apple watch.
I’d take a Seiko diver over a ‘smart watch’ any day of the week.
Old mate was interviewed on the radio. Said he was holding the watch out of the water for an hour while talking to rescuers. Waves were to big to get back in through the surf. Was bodysurfing Tallows if I remember.
I am willing to wear an apple watch on my wrist, to experiment a “5 minute test” to simulate the Vietnam experience if AJ is willing to participate….
Heartwarming story. glad to hear Rick was saved…..but can an Apple Watch survive 5 years up a mans ass in a Vietnamese prison camp?
Oh finally some quality content!
Xox
Watch your back!
Charging it would be a bitch!
“That’s pretty heavy!” -Leo
Yes. But when you got it out, the charger cable would be obsolete.
Seriously, imagine wearing your phone on your fucken wrist.
Do any Inspector Gadget looking cunts walk among us here in BG land?
Xox
I’m reckoning JCurrie (aka ChazzMM) for sure.
Maybe Surf Ads.
And PaulyWhoreS (if he was given one)
Sounds like someone didn’t get their 324m in today. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
If that’s your urine trail you need to drink more water
Urine trouble!
As if you paddle that fast.