Australian photographer rescued at Teahupoo, Tahiti
Photographers Angelo Faraire and Ryan Craig rescue fellow shooter Byron Mcloughlin at Teahupoo. | Photo: @timmckenna

Tragedy strikes Teahupoo ahead of Paris 2024 games after Australian surf photographer pulled unconscious from water

"As soon as you think you have Mother Ocean all figured out, she will quickly humble you and remind you that you are at her mercy entirely.”

Dramatic scenes from Teahupoo yesterday afternoon after a teenage Australian surf photographer was pulled from the water unconscious in heavy eight-foot surf. 

The Santa Cruz photographer Ryan Craig and local bodyboarder Angelo Fararie dragged Australian Byron Mcloughlin from the water after he floated by the pair face down.

Nineeten-year-old Mclouhglin, who was shooting the action from an inflatable bodyboard, had been sucked over the falls on an earlier set and had ended up in the lagoon. The former tour surfer Michel Bourez went in to pick him up and brought him back to the channel. 

He went back into the lineup to shoot and thirty minutes later was found face down during a lull. When Mcloughlin was flipped over his lips were blue and he was foaming at the mouth. 

He was rushed to hospital where he was put into an induced coma.

It isn’t the Australian’s first brush with disaster in the surf.

Two years ago, Mcloughlin describes nearly drowning at Padang Padang in Bali after a marathon six-hour shoot.

“I knew I was in trouble I still had no local knowledge of this place as it was my first time here. It was getting darker and darker and I decided to scream out for help,” he told The Inertia.

The story continues:

Two South African surfers came to his aid,  paddling while he held onto their surfboard leashes. But with no fins on his feet to help with kicking and a heavy camera housing, McLoughlin felt like he was making them tow dead weight. He was tired, it was dark, and two strangers were risking their lives to make sure he wouldn’t be in danger. McLoughlin admits at this point he thought the worst might happen and he considered dropping his camera, but the group came up with another plan instead. One surfer paddled in to get help while the other waited with him. Almost an hour later they saw lights and heard whistles.

“We just waited for the tide to go back up a bit and then with quick thinking the guy decided to take my camera, give me his board to lie down on, and catch a wave in while he left his board leash on his leg,” he describes. “It was basically a tandem wave.”

He adds, “I remember panicking a lot, telling them both, we need to call for proper help — police, ambulance etc. But they kept reminding me where I was — Padang Padang — everything is on a cliff here. No one can get a boat or a jet ski down here.”

They finally made it back with a battered camera, a handful of reef cuts, and some valuable reminders for McLoughlin.

“Your mindset in that situation and your ability to stay calm and collected as the beatings and hold-downs keep coming and coming…that will determine whether or not you become a statistic or simply have a harrowing story to tell the guys later on,” he says. “As soon as you think you have Mother Ocean all figured out, she will quickly humble you and remind you that you are at her mercy entirely.”

 

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Peter Mel (pictured) hot as hell.
Peter Mel (pictured) hot as hell.

Big wave stud Peter Mel breaks internet with “unfairly handsome” photo spread announcing new bodybuilding sponsor

Hubba hubba.

Almost one month ago, Hawaiian surf star Koa Rothman stunned surf watchers by dropping longtime sponsor for Quiksilver for bodybuilding brand Darc Sport Hawaii. The son of Fast Eddie took to Instagram to explain, “They’ve got the sickest logo, the sickest team, I met with them in California, it’s a super cool vibe not corporate at all. And not just me, they picked up the gnarliest guy ever in surfing, Bruce Irons, and the gnarliest guy in the MMA, Max Holloway. That’s their Hawaiian team, me, Bruce and Max. They started back in 2015. They started with bodybuilders, then moved into fitness influencers, and now they’re breaking into surfing and MMA. Their background is definitely weightlifting and fitness, which is really cool. They’re a brand that wants the athletes involved in what they’re doing.”

Things got much heavier, hours ago, when Santa Cruz hunk Peter Mel melted the internet with an unfairly handsome photo shoot declaring he, too, is on the team.

The big wave star simply stated, “It’s not WHO wears it… But WHY. NFGU.”

#NFGU is the tagline for Darc Sport which stands for “Never Fucking Give Up.”

But the emergence of a new brand on the scene should well excite what with Hurley pivoting to beard oils and Billabong focusing on wide legged jeans for the Costco customer. It feels, almost, like the dawn of a whole new surf industrial era.

Darc Sports has a robust offering crossing surfwear staples such as hoodies, boardshorts, t-shirts, hats etc. Mel modeled a sweatshirt in his spread.

Congratulations came from all corners, onto Mel’s feed, including Dane Gudauskus, Bianca Valenti and Koa Rothman himself.

Bright days ahead.

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Tyler Wright (pictured) overcoming obstacles.
Tyler Wright (pictured) overcoming obstacles.

Surf champion Tyler Wright reveals horror medical diagnosis ahead of Olympics

“It’s a wave of consequence, so I’m not going to say that I’m not scared, I am.”

The surf world held its collective breath, two weeks ago, when Australia’s Tyler Wright withdrew from the Brazil leg of the World Surf League’s Championship Tour citing an “unspecified injury.” The two-time world champion, currently tenth in the world, has overcome almost too many obstacles to count on her professional surf journey including perpetual suffocation, African flu which led to post-viral syndrome, a father who forced her to surf and carrying the burden of being the only openly gay surfer at the highest levels of competition to name but a very few.

Her missing the Vivo Rio Pro serious in and of itself made much more extreme in light of the upcoming Olympic Games which will be contested, for surfers, in Tahiti.

Surfing Australia put a brave face on the situation, releasing a statement reading, “Tyler has been advised by her doctors and specialists that she needs some treatment and would prefer her sitting out Brazil. Tyler will be 100% ready for the Olympics.”

Though in a sign of possible doubt, Tyler Wright maybe being 98% ready for the Olympics, the team readied Sally Fitzgibbons as replacement.

Well, hours ago, Wright revealed the horror diagnosis that kept her out of Brazil.

Balance issues.

No further details were given, whether it is benign paroxysmal positional vertigo, vestibular neuritis, Meniere’s disease or Ramsay Hunt syndrome, for example, but brave Wright seems to be sallying forth telling the Guardian that it was a “hard call” to make heading to Teahupo’o but that she’s excited and ready.

“It’s a wave of consequence, so I’m not going to say that I’m not scared, I am,” she declared. “I’ve done a lot in the last couple of years to sit with that, but at the same time I don’t think it’s that complicated either; you either go or you don’t, and you make that decision in the moment.”

Wright is not a favorite, by the numbers, but her hero’s journey will, no doubt, inspire and isn’t that what the Olympics is really about?

Very exciting.

I will, of course, be covering all the action from ground zero nearly 10,000 miles away in Paris and will be certain to keep abreast of any and all developments as opening day draws near.

Médicalement miraculeux.

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Californian Guang Shi arrested for importing 250kg of meth, left, and, right, Gard Rielly, barrelled at the pool.
Choose pretty blue-water tubes not dirty ol pockfaced meth. Californian Guang Shi, on the left, looking at life in prison and, right, my gorgeous lil son Gard Rielly, inked off his head in the tank.

Federal Police swoop on Sydney wavepool in $250 million drug bust!

“The Australian market is definitely lucrative, one of the most lucrative in the world.”

Well, first, the barefoot Californian arrested by the Feds on Wednesday wasn’t at Sydney’s wavepool on Wednesday for its excellent menu of a la carte tubes.

American Guang Shi, police say, thought he was at the tank to pick up a quarter of a tonne of methylamphetamine, which he allegedly bought from a criminal syndicate in Los Angeles for seven-mill.

Methamphetamine, if your narcotics education is incomplete, is chemically similar to amphetamine, a drug used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and narcolepsy. The key diff is the addition of a methyl group to the amphetamine molecule. This increases the drug’s potency and makes it wildly addictive.

Police say Guang Shi got the meth into Australia via shipping container and had flown over to collect and deliver it. It wasn’t his first time in Australia. He’d already flown out to suss out potential dealers.

“He was meeting a number of people here which we will allege was part of the attempt to possess … the drugs in Australia,” Australian Federal Police acting Commander Peter Fogarty told reporters on Thursday.

So Shi flies into Sydney, stays at the sexy Hyatt Hotel in the city, then arranges, allegedly etc, to get his drugs from the carpark of URBNSURF at Olympic Park there. 

Thing is, US’ Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the AFP had eyes on him since March. After his arrest, Shi was charged with attempting to possess a commercial quantity of a border-controlled drug, a crime that offers life in prison.

“[It] is a significant amount of drugs that would have caused a significant amount of harm to the Australian community,” head cop Fogarty said of the bust’s significance. “The Australian market is definitely lucrative, one of the most lucrative in the world.”

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Kelly Slater and magic packaging for surfboards.
Kelly Slater educates his myriad fans on the miracle of corrugated cardboard.

Kelly Slater reveals plastic-free surfboard packing set to revolutionise industry

The problem: how to get boards made in Thailand to major surf markets without drowning customers in foam, plastic and tape.

Whatever you want to sling at Kelly Slater, you can’t say the old man don’t…try. 

The sustainability activist has built wave pools, created deck grip and fin brands, a couple of clothing lines, sandals inspired by moon and turtles, buys and sells real estate like you and I trade five-year-old five-tens and, right now, is having a good shot at packing his Firewire surfboards in anything but plastic. 

Kelly Slater, as you know, is a majority-owner of Firewire, having bought a seventy-percent share in the company almost one decade ago.

In a post earlier today, Kelly Slater cemented his eco bona fides, as if any further cement needed to be applied, when he demonstrated an all-cardboard method of packing surfboards being sent to Firewire’s customers, and retailers.

Now, this is real important for Firewire ’cause all the boards are made in a 98,000 square foot factory in Thailand, as are sister brands Slater Designs and Tomo, and you gotta get ’em to the major markets in the US, Europe and Australia. Which means securing ’em in enough armour to survive ship, plane and truck.

In the demo, Slater pulls out his boards from an all-cardboard case. It’s free of plastics, foam and adhesive tapes, all due, he says, to the magic of cohesive cardboard where the paper is covered with a natural latex that only sticks to itself and not the surfboard.

Real clever and something Slater says he’s been working on for one year.

“Cohesive cardboard sticks to itself and it’s easy to rip along its corrugated lines, he says. “When you stick it down you don’t need any tape on the inside.”

Better than a boxful of foam, various plastics and yards of tape, no?

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