Facebook founder Zuck chugs Coors while surfing in a tux and hoisting stars and stripes!
Almost one year after Mark Zuckerberg completed a shock sweep of medals at a jiujitsu contest, the billionaire founder of Facebook and co-owner of Instagram, has returned to his surfing roots with a July 4 post showing him in a tux chugging a beer while surfing and hoisting the stars and stripes.
And, quick to dive into the tech maestro’s comments was a who’s who of the surfing world including Jamie O’Brien, Kolohe Andino, Italo Ferreira and Big Wave World Tour champion and four-time Jaws winner Billy Kemper, whom we last saw on these pages rebuking Hawaiian Airlines in the most savage of takedowns.
“Legendary,” writes the carrot-topped king of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien.
“Good ol Yellow Bellys,” writes legendary surf-hater Kolohe Andino, referring to Mark Zuckerberg’s choice of YellowBelly beer, the famous anti-racist creation by Sweden’s Omnipollo and United Kingdom’s Buxton Brewery. The beer’s white paper packaging, complete with eye holes, was designed to lampoon the KKK.
(Editor’s note: Eagle-eyed readers have since pointed out the beer held and enjoyed by Mark Zuckerberg is actually a Coors, its aluminium can earning the sobriquet “yellow belly” for its sunshine yellow appearance, and not the anti-racist Yellow Belly beer with eye holes etc.)
A worrying response to Billy Kemper, however, who writes, “next one in the barrel, I’ll tow you in!”
Zuckerberg replies, “Let’s do it when I’m fully recovered.”
Almost eight months since he got kneecapped and still getting those hot poker stabs of pain?
Worrying, thoughts, prayers, gofundme etc.
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Fuck yeah!
I have a Mexican step-family and I love them.
Fuck Coors.
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He knee-capped the Winkelvoss twins to steal their social media idea. and then us on that crap-filled platform it became. Did somebody get him back?
23,663 bootlicking cockheads
Good I miss the double decker taco from the Shaq commercial days
So relatable!
Voice you’re brutalizing that guy with a reality he may struggle to comprehend! BUT, maybe he’ll be better and more aware for it!
THIS is why I spend way too much time on BG!!! BRAVO!
If freedom worked then he wouldn’t be able to buy so much influence. Or for that matter buy his way into lineups. Or buy “friendships” with doting pros and pro-bros. Full disclosure: I don’t use his products.
Celebrating is 150 million dollar under ground bunker.
Consider I don’t follow Mark Zuckerberg I haven’t noticed how disturbing it is that the surf community at the top follow and comment on his insta but don’t address his dog shit political moves that steal our first amendment rights and our privacy. That’s fucked up
BG, your webpage is glitching in a disturbing unnatural and offensive manner. It keeps trying to put “Mark Zuckerberg” and “surfing roots” in the same sentence.
BTW, that’s one of Zuck’s body doubles he uses for social media posts. You can tell by the way he’s able to stand up on the board and ride down the line.
Exactly zero of these commenters would give zuck the time of day if he weren’t a gazillionaire. Bunch of phonies.
I would tell him it’s time to leave, and don’t bother coming back. If his pack of buttsmooching Hawaiian enablers had a shred of dignity they would too.
Haha yusssss kween.
Xox
Ironic for man that tries to destroy the United Sates with election interference.
….but you got to admit he did a good job putting the most corrupt, senile, dementia ridden politician into the White House to create the Mark Zuck vision of America.
He did facilitate trump being elected and getting brexit done
Knowing your views, im not sure that’s what you really want to say.
It seems to be some sort of article of faith on the authoritarian left, that Brexit was bad. I guess it’s true that an assertion of national, local, and individual sovereignty does threaten the goals of the authoritarian left. But this is hardly a bad thing.
When are we going to stop calling this dumbfuckery “surfing”? Guarantee this idiot can’t surf on an actual wave.
“This once Noble sport, has been turned into a“—well, you know the rest.
Which is more pathetic, the photo of Zuck the Kuck or the pro surfers (including two “Hawaiians”) tripping over each other to kiss his ass? It’s difficult to decide.
The simps, no question.
World Sycophant League
Fucking clowns Kohole and Kemper seem to wanna hawk tuah on Zucks thang.
Dude I couldn’t agree more! I was just commenting how they fucking comment on his insta but don’t address the fact that he steals our tries to steal or actually does steal the privacy of all the users across the world on his platforms as well as try to take Americans first amendment rights.. and he advocates for all kinds of other bullshit politically. Fucked up considering the top surfers are fucking commenting on his shit like little pansies. Respect lost
I missed this legendary moment until Dave Portnoy made fun of Zuck and said something along the lines of Zuck will never be cool.
What’s the hardest thing about riding a wake wearing a suit drinking a beer whilst holding a pride flag?
Xox
he’s positioned for a fingering there.
He’s an old hand I’d say
I reckon he was the first to finger his bumhole to someone’s profile pic.
Xox
Whilst also fronting the mammoth organization responsible for the outcome of many world-defining elections? No biggie.
Guy should take a minute or two to go finger his bumhole, why not.
Oh he has bumfinger staff money.
Xox
Be like snoop dogg, with butts instead of blunts
that tuck knee is gorgeous