Mark Zuckerberg (pictured) American surfing.
Mark Zuckerberg (pictured) American surfing.

Surf bellwether Mark Zuckerberg endorses Donald J. Trump!

"Badass."

If there is anyone professional surfers adore, worship even, it is Meta founder-in-chief Mark Zuckerberg. If the world’s fourth richest person posts a surf adjacent video clip, you best believe top tier watermen come calling. Billy Kemper to Lauren Sanchez to Nic Von Rupp each and every one with hearts in their eye emojis.

You can be certain, then, that political watchers are zeroing in on the surf vote after Zuckerberg threw his light strawweight behind former president, current candidate, Donald J. Trump.

The tech vote, of course, has swung heavy DJT post assassination attempt and Zuck is right there lead following with his own hearty endorsement but hours ago. “At some level as an American, it’s hard to not, like, get kind of emotional about that spirit and that fight,” Zuckerberg told Bloomberg about Trump’s response to the shooting. “And I think that’s why a lot of people like the guy.”

He later called him a “badass.”

With the 2024 presidential election on a knife’s edge, every jot and tittle count and with Zuckerberg influencing professional surfers influencing teeming hordes, might the surf vote actually sway the outcome?

Let’s say the aforementioned Billy Kemper, inspired, takes to the trail with Trump. Fair to think it could be all over, at that point, no matter who the Democrats select as their candidtate.

Unless it’s Matthew McConaughey.

Then the roof is a manmade thing etc.

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Dr. Andrew Baer
Dr. Andrew Baer
2 years ago

The word fascist derives from the faci symbol, literally “bundle of sticks.”

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

The dog doesn’t have to be in attack mode. The mere presence on your property is where the right kicks in.
A few years back my dog woke me up early am by grabbing my wrist. The look in his eye told me all I needed to know. Told the wife to stay there, grabbed my Glock 17 and headed downstairs. Told my dog to stay with my wife. I peered around the corner and saw a guy fucking with my kitchen slider. I went to a side door and made my way around to where he was. Racked a round to get his attention. He turned, wide eyed and surely tweaking and ran towards the wall between me and my neighbor. I pulled him off the wall, yelled for him to get on the ground, arms spread, legs spread and if he moved again, I’d kill him.

I wish that was Montana. But being in California forced me to temper my God given right. The best result would have been ridding the world of him, but it just wasn’t worth any hassle I may have had to deal with.

Jethro
Jethro
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

“I never thought it would happen to me…”

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Jethro

Never be caught off guard.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

I stand corrected. But it doesn’t matter.
In Montana, any landowner with livestock has the lawful right to shoot any dog that comes onto their property, no matter if that dog is a neighbor’s cattle dog, hunting dog, or household pet dog

fingerbanger
fingerbanger
2 years ago

I fucking hate you dumb cunt Americans and your fucking pathetic low IQ team sport politics. You fucken cunts are really flexing that massive drop in education standards over the past 40 years or so. Truly the fucken dumbest easily lead fuckwitted arrogant shitcunts to currently grace this planet.

I am tarring you all with this brush as you are all responsible for the state of your fucked up nation. You are all stupid fucken idiotic ignorant cunts and you deserve the fucken hell you are about to vote in. Laugh as you march fascism in to your life. You fucken doss cunts.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  fingerbanger

Define fascism in the context of Trump policies. Be specific. You have 4 years of Trump as President to draw examples from.

fingerbanger
fingerbanger
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Why would I waste my time to provide you with information you will immediately disregard and find ways to call it bullshit. It is blatantly fucken obvious to anyone halfway intelligent the GOP is a fascist regime.

It is pointless to attempt to reason with cunts like you. The information is widely available but you aren’t the sort of cunt to let facts get in the way of your fucked up world view. Get fucked cunt. You truly are a massive piece of shit and this will be the last I engage with you. You are the dumb cunt american personified.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  fingerbanger

You could have just said “I have no idea what ‘fascism’ really is, and cannot provide any examples of Trump acting fascist while in office.”

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

it seems he answered very clearly:
“It is blatantly fucken obvious to anyone halfway intelligent the GOP is a fascist regime.”

Luckily, anyone who is more than halfway intelligent actually know what Fascism is, and don’t believe this overused talking point.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

1/3 of Dem voters believe Trump’s injury was staged.

You think any of them have even taken a passing glance at either The Fascist Manifesto or 1919, or the Doctrine of Fascism?

Saw an article recently, from the Boston Globe I believe, where the “journalist” was arguing that Trump isn’t a fascist, but actually a Caesarist. Get ready to hear that talking point more.

Gadoot
Gadoot
2 years ago
Reply to  fingerbanger

Australia will do what America says just like Europe cucks

Otto
Otto
2 years ago

It’s Joever for the Democrats.

For a party that says Trump is a threat to democracy, it’s quite something to watch Democrat elites and big donors undermine democracy by disenfranchising Dem voters who voted for Biden as the Democrat nominee. The voters spoke in the Primary. Pressuring Biden to drop out of the race is a threat to democracy.

Zuckerberg didn’t officially “Endorse” Trump.

I think the Zuckster hopes he too can respond in such a “badass” way, when he himself gets bloodied, and that his respect for warrior mentality is shaped by his BJJ training.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Will women have any democratic rights over their reproductive organs under Trump?
Xox

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

DIY

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

yea , the right to shut the fuck up…….song > it’s a mans world…..

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

It’s a pretty heavy scenario, so many men are now being denied the opportunity to cream pie their missus.
Xox

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

yes, they will still have the right to have sex and reproduce.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Doesn’t get more democratic than leaving it up to each State to determine the will of its voters.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

And are you pro choice yourself?
Xox

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I believe life starts at conception.
I know that abortions existed at the time of our Founding.
I know there is no Constitutional Right protecting the choice to abort a fetus.
I know that our Founding documents were, and still are intended to vest power in States to govern and legislate in a manner that meets the needs and will of that State’s citizens.
I know that the Framers correctly considered that each State, by virtue of its location, Ag/Industrial resources and such required power to vest more in States vs. the Federal government.
I know the Framers correctly concluded that citizens would exercise their Freedom to pursue life, liberty and happiness.
I know that Planned Parenthood was founded by a eugenicist who first and foremost wanted blacks to not have babies bc they were undesirable.
I believe women who want access to abortion should exercise their choice to live in a State that is aligned with their values, if the citizens of that State vote for that access.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Leave the state for an abortion. Your country is that divided? Wow.
Have never been concerned that you’ve knocked the wrong chick up?
Xox

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Biggest loser in all this is Cristi Noem. Shot her dog in the face, wrote a book about it and Trump still didn’t pick her for VP.

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Dark days

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

now if she had raped the dog before shooting it?>

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Guaranteed Top Pick.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Rural working dogs have a different mindset. Not the owner. The dog. Bred to work livestock herds. That dog has no interest curling up on a cushion anywhere near your barcalounger, nor you in your lounge attire . Two jobs: Protect the herd; work the herd. When that dog starts killing livestock habitually, that dog must go. And not to some sanctuary, cause they’d kill there too.

What ended Cristi Noem’s consideration was a certain fling with a certain staffer of a certain politician.

JD Vance will do well in 2028.

c4
c4
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Niki Haley is the only person in the Republican Party with any integrity whatsoever. Go back and read all the things JD Vance said about Trump in 2016. He was right about all of it.

Then he realized the direction the party was headed and did a complete 180 on all his views.

I’m laughing at all these Ivy League two faced dirt bags like him, Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz pretending they’re country bumpkins to gain power.

Then they have the nerve to tell everyone else that college is bad and they should all go to trade school.

Gadoot
Gadoot
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

Nikki Haley is a warmongering cunt. Integrity wtf!

Gadoot
Gadoot
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

JD Vance is a Peter Thiel and Palantir lackey. I was going to vote Trump but the more I learn about his cabinet picks the less enthusiastic I’ve become.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

what democracy, where ?

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

That’s always been our point.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

our?
I am actually warming to the idea of a fascist state!

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Fascism is just socialism with a capitalist veneer. You know, like Australia

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Zuck should take up windsurfing. always goes whichever way the wind blows.

to your point; Biden got the majority of delegates, that represent the voters.
Forcing Biden out of the race, taking those delegates from him and removing him from the ballot is tantamount to Election Interference.

Otto
Otto
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Not tantamount. Straight up IS Election Interference.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago
Reply to  Happy Camper
frank
frank
2 years ago

Dee dedee deee … this just in: no he didn’t!
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

Friend Request Denied.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
2 years ago

Yep, Idiocracy it turns out was a documentary film.

Surf Coach/Great Human
Surf Coach/Great Human
2 years ago

Lots of parallels to today in that movie. I’ve read that Carl’s Jr. and Starbucks and the like leaned on 20th Century Fox to bury the film via doing almost no marketing & then straight to DVD. Apparently the big corporations didn’t realize they would be so heavily goofed on, then they saw it.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

Bidenesque Noir.
I mean seriously, who votes a guy when they know he is cognitively fucked and probably won’t make it through his first term?.
Idiocracy at it’s finest.

c4
c4
2 years ago

Hopefully suckerburg will get out of the Bay Area and move to Texas like Musk. They can smoke meat together.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

All these tech billionaires start out total nerds and then just get weirder and weirder. Zuck is 5 years from building a colossal wooden plane.

frank
frank
2 years ago

and keeping his pee in jars in the basement

RQ.
RQ.
2 years ago

🤣

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

From the archives

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Such a fascinating colour palette. Like space jellyfish.

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  c4

each others ?

JOBBOD
JOBBOD
2 years ago

zuck stealin kemper’s chain game

JOBBOD
JOBBOD
2 years ago
Reply to  JOBBOD

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
always funnier to explain the joke

Surf Coach/Great Human
Surf Coach/Great Human
2 years ago

Beachgrit: where every article you click gets immediately gangbanged by 52 pop up ads and a video of Chas reviewing surf poncho reviews!

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago

Gotta have a hobby.
It’s not so bad on Chrome with pop-up / ad blockers.

Manuka
Manuka
2 years ago

Maybe you got it wrong, Chas.
This might be a case of “reverse campaigning” by Zuck. Since everyone hate him, by endorsing Trump he is drawing votes to the other guy.

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago

George Clooney x The Rock democrat ticket would win easily

Surf Coach/Great Human
Surf Coach/Great Human
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

It’s wild because it’s true. If the Dems actually wanted to win, that’s what they should do.

Or a Clooney/Matthew McConaughey ticket. No real scandal in either’s history and is sure to lock up 100% of heterosexual female voters

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

I like a tough-minded executive with aisle crossing social skills, and a policy nerd with strong administration skills. Both pragmatic centrists leaning left.

So Gretchen Whitmer x Mayor Pete.

I mean if the Clooney/Rock ticket is unavailable of course 🙂

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 years ago
Reply to  Com Turren

Mark Cuban/Matthew Mcconaughey 🤷🏼‍♂️


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