Rod Stewart’s old Malibu beach shack sells for $29.5 million after price slashed by almost half!

“I wanted the house to have the look of a giant wave at the peak of its strength,” said surfer-architect Harry Gesner.

A couple of years back, we lost a real gem when the surfer-architect and epic swordsman Harry Gesner got put in the dirt just three orbits short of his centenary.

They sure don’t make ‘em like Harry Gesner anymore, this former GI who stormed the beach at Normandy in 1944, constantly scudding along the precipice of death without quite tipping into the void, unlike innumerable pals. 

Last year, Harry Gesner’s Wave House in Malibu, which was built in 1957 and occasionally listed as an inspiration for the Sydney Opera House (Danish architect Jørn Utzon’s design for the iconic Sydney harbour build was submitted in 1957 and he later called Gesner to congratulate him on the joint), and which was owned at one point by electro-haired singer Rod Stewart, famous for pairing pink singlets beneath a suit blazer, went on the market for $49.5 million.

A bullish short price, sure, but the place is beyond epic. It wasn’t in the same price league as the two-hundred mill Beyonce and Jay-Z spent on their “cement monolith, designed by architect master Tadao Ando, home right up from First Point” but what you missed in lavish you got in soul. 

From a terrific profile on Harry Gesner in The Surfer’s Journal,

To get to the “soul of the site,” he’d surf the breaks in front of beachfront properties he was designing, giving him a perspective on the landscape and the area’s relationship with the ocean. During one of these “soul sessions” in northern Malibu in 1956, he sketched a design for a particularly wild and jazzy house with a grease pencil on the deck of his board. The result was his most celebrated creation, the world-famous Cooper Wave House built in 1957… The Cooper House especially pulls from an eclectic patchwork of design hooks—the buttressed beam framing of Notre Dame; Richard Neutra’s blurring of indoor and outdoor space; the fluid and refined lines of Frank Lloyd Wright; the space-age, B-movie psychedelia of Barbarella. Harry credits his style to a lack of formal training and to the improvisational skills he developed surfing. “I’m not sure my way of self education is the best for everyone,” he told me in 2007. “But I guess it speaks to originality and individuality.”

No bites at fifty mill so  the price was slashed by almost half and the joint has been now been scooped up by the venture capitalist Joshua Kushner, brother of Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, and his gal Victoria Secret’s model Karlie Kloss. 

Six beds, seven bathrooms, 6208 square feet built right there on the sand on Malibu.

“I wanted the house to have the look of a giant wave at the peak of its strength,” Gesner said.

The house’s former owner Rod Stewart, who turns eighty in January. is currently embroiled in a marriage “stalemate” after refusing a $74 million offer on his current residence, a modest palace in Los Angeles Ladera Heights, colloquially knowns as the “Black Beverly Hills”.

Rod Stewart, it’s said, reneged on a promise to return to the UK with this fifty-three-year-old wife Penny Lancaster who apparently loves that gloomy, rain-soaked island.

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Surf sleuths go crazy trying to figure out which “wave rider” used for new Kamala Harris magazine cover!

Who is it??

Legit, who is it?

Carissa Moore?

Tyler Wright?

Caity Simms?

Help please.

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Tulsi Gabbard (pictured) when she was good.
Tulsi Gabbard (pictured) when she was good.

Alarm spikes at liberal-leaning surf publication after Joe Rogan praises former standard-bearer Tulsi Gabbard

The evil is spreading...

If there is one boogey man amongst today’s modern liberal-leaning pundits, it is Donald J. Trump. If there is another, it is Elon Musk. And if there is a third, it is Joe Rogan. The popular podcaster is regularly castigated by progressives who count him as toxic, asleep and profoundly divisive, open to sharing misinformation about health, say, or inviting Canadian comedian Tom Green on his show to chat about mules.

Extreme alarm, then, today in the socially distanced home offices of The Inertia after the MMA aficionado became furious at sister publication MSNBC for using his praise of Tulsi Gabbard and applying it to Kamala Harris.

“They don’t care about the truth,” Rogan told Andrew Huberman. “They just want a narrative to get out there amongst enough people because most people are just surface readers.”

Gabbard, as you recall, was once a Democrat representing Hawaii and The Inertia’s standard bearer, praised for her progressive policies and environmentalism. She delivered the keynote address at the “definitive voice of surf” EVOLVE summit wherein the “brightest minds in and the outdoors” were united.

Then a nightmare scenario. Gabbard lost her mind and endorsed Trump, leaving The Inertia Trump-adjacent, and now the most noxious entertainer has praised Gabbard, leaving The Inertia Rogan-adjacent.

Will Elon Musk compliment Gabbard next forcing The Inertia into the 9th circle of hell?

Founder-in-Chief Zach Weisberg, in his wildest hallucinations, could not have seen this coming.

Crisis calls, likely, into Arianna Huffington as you read.

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Tyler Wright (pictured) braving ailments. Photo: WSL

Inspirational surf champ Tyler Wright details new unexpected medical horror that derailed promising season

"Having my jaw decompressing plate also highlighted that I now didn’t have the strength in my neck to protect me from whiplash."

The two-time professional surfing champion Tyler Wright is nothing if not extremely and wholly inspiring. After winning back-to-back titles in the mid-2010s, the Culburra Beach born regular foot contracted the African Flu which lead to a long and brutal battle with post-viral syndrome which left her unable to get up in the morning. After fighting her way back to health, Wright opened up about the other obstacles overcome along the way. Her father, for example, made her drop out of school to surf all day. In a wide-ranging interview with ESPN she shared, “Everyone was like, ‘You’re living the dream at 16.’ I was like, ‘Whose dream? I don’t f—ing dream of this s—. I want to read books. I want to go to school.'”

There was much more, too many obstacles to properly recount, but fast-forwarding to this year, Wright admitted that she has been perpetually choking this whole time.

“I’ve had a fair few doctors and specialists tell me they don’t know how I do what I do. I found out that most of the time I’m under-oxygenated and semi-suffocating,” she shared sixth months ago, “My airways are too small basically, and over the off-season I had it expanded. Honestly it’s been life-changing, it’s the sanest I’ve ever felt. It’s really successful, it’s changing my life, but it’s also a process and that’s only step one and a half of a multi-step process.”

The expander allowed for flow of much needed air into lungs and the new season was filled with hope and joy. Well, it turns a new and unexpected medical horror was lurking. Taking to Instagram, Wright shared:

2024 season is a wrap, thank you to my wife and the Ocean. It wasn’t the season I wanted in terms of results and injuries however it put me into positions and situations where I had the opportunity to grow into someone that I am proud of.

Having this be the first season after getting my maxillary expander put in, I was so excited for all the things I could possibly accomplish this year. Even in the few months between getting it put in and competing, I had found it had improved my quality of life in such an enormous way and I couldn’t wait to see the benefits in my CT season. Unfortunately there was one aspect of this maxillary expansion process that proved to be a huge obstacle and was a reoccurring theme through this whole year. Due to the changing of bone structure in my head, leading to extra pressure on the sutures, plus the nature of the sport, I became temporarily a significant amount more susceptible to concussion. Having my jaw decompressing plate also highlighted that I now didn’t have the strength in my neck to protect me from whiplash.

My first surf after getting off the plane in Hawaii for the first event left me with a serious concussion and ended up setting the tone for the rest of the year. Through the season I struggled with multiple smaller hits to the head which previously wouldn’t have been on my radar but were now amplified with the additional pressure in my skull plus one more significant hit in Tahiti. It was devastating going into the season feeling the healthiest and happiest I’ve ever been to having that taken away so quickly and knocked straight back down as soon as I found my feet.

My maxillary expander has improved my life incredibly and I can acknowledge that I was navigating a new physical system with new obstacles this year that definitely took a toll on my competitive results. I learnt a lot this year around my mentality, resilience, values, and what I want. It may not have been the year I wanted but maybe the year I needed.

Argh.

Can’t a girl just catch a break?

Well, here’s to next year, I guess.

More as the story develops.

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Mikey February, NY Times.
"I was born in 1993, just as apartheid was ending in South Africa. My father is an avid surfer who introduced me to the sport at a young age, and the freedom he felt in the ocean had a big impact on me. He faced challenges pursuing the sport, since it was historically reserved for white South Africans and beaches were segregated until 1989. But by the time I came around, things were changing."

The New York Times rhapsodises surfer Mikey February in documentary, “I think about my ancestors who were brought to Cape Town as enslaved people”

“They were stripped of their humanity and identity and renamed February, after the month of their arrival.”

Think of South African surfer Mikey February, not as the pro surfer who once upon a time ran on the world tour, but surfer as a beautiful object, a beautiful thing, worthy of worship. 

No one, I believe, can resist falling love with a such a face or a body with its small round pectorals and nipples like dark brown currants.

Now, the New York Times, a race-obsessed left-tilting newspaper that swings between parody and propaganda, and which was last in these pages when it slammed The Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe as “spectacularly bad“, has fallen under the thirty-one-year-old’s spell, running an op-ed piece from Mikey February, as well as a sixteen-minute documentary about him called A New Wave. 

Mikey February writes:

I was born in 1993, just as apartheid was ending in South Africa. My father is an avid surfer who introduced me to the sport at a young age, and the freedom he felt in the ocean had a big impact on me. He faced challenges pursuing the sport, since it was historically reserved for white South Africans and beaches were segregated until 1989. But by the time I came around, things were changing. Being able to bring his son to the beach and into the water was something he’d always dreamed of. He’d always have a big smile on his face when we’d go surfing together, and he still does.

I often think about my ancestors who were brought to Cape Town as enslaved people. They were stripped of their humanity and identity and renamed February, after the month of their arrival. This history is part of my family’s story and I’m proud to carry the name, whose meaning and history changes and deepens with each generation. My parents being so proud of who they are makes me feel proud, too, and I work to continue that legacy.

Trailer, below, whole thing here.

 

 

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