Only days after being feted by Kim Kardashian and Ivanka Trump, Raimana Van Bastolaer saves a child being strangled by his own legrope!
The world stood still three years ago, you’ll remember, when the eighties supermodel Cindy Crawford described Surf Ranch’s longstanding in situ surf coach Raimana Van Bastolaer, as the human equivalent of Viagra, telling her millions of followers,
“I call him the big blue pill. He can get anyone up. Even me!”
A roll call of celebs, including NY designer Donna Karan, supermodels Carolyn Murphy and Christine Brinkley, joined in in the comments, thrilling to the ride and to human hard-on Raimana Van Bastolaer.
Viagra is a medication used to make even the friendliest pink cock a fire engine red and tending to purple, a mutant device able to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe.
Now, and only days after being feted by Kim Kardashian and Ivanka Trump, Raimana, who is forty-nine although his timeless island beauty means he could pass for twenty-five, has released a reel where, oh, it’s almost to complicated to explain.
But, here’s the gist.
A little boy becomes tangled up in his legrope following a collision with another surfer at Surf Ranch. Raimana, who was raised by his grandparents at a black sand beachbreak north of Teahupoo but who would soon become known for taming that famous wave’s wildest swells, is able to not only save the boy from strangulation, but retrieve the kid, his board, unravel him from his legrope, get him back on his surfboard, steady the kid until he’s able to stand and then…well… you try and stop from hooting and weeping.
At last play. an extraordinary 6,000 people had passed comment on the reel.
“That one act could completely change the perception that this young ripper has on wave riding,” writes bodyboarding and bodysurfing god Mike Stewart
The famous jiujitsu expert Renee Gracie writes simply, “GOAT.”
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