New Americans arrive at La Jolla and, inset, Laguna Karen.
New Americans head to new lives in La Jolla and, inset, Laguna Karen protects her turf.

Laguna Beach welcomes first boatload of New Americans in daring midnight landing

"Unless you’re an American Indian, you’re a child or grandchild or great-grandchild of immigrants."

The arrival of New Americans to the shores of southern California has gone from the meanest dribble to a triumphant surge in recent months, bringing the promise of a new cultural richness to the already Utopian land of the free.

These bold and inspiring landings where the New Americans beach their panga boat and head for the hills and new lives in the USA have come ashore at some of the most monied stretches of coast in the US, including La Jolla, Malibu and San Diego. 

You’ll recall six or so months back when Malibu was put into a state of euphoria after a boat filled with twenty-five New Americans disembarked on its privileged shores.

The New Americans scattered once they hit the golden sands of what used to be Chumash lands, and just under the $100-million clifftop compound of chanteuse Barbara Streisand.

The location of the Malibu landing was significant.

In 2019, Streisand, who is a long-time donor to the Democratic Party, criticised Donald Trump for his plans to build a border wall.

“Trump only cares about this ‘wall’ in order to build a monument to himself. Just like the bankrupt ‘Trump’ buildings, the nation cannot afford to pay for his ego – not financially, not morally,” Streisand wrote on X. “Unless you’re an American Indian, you know, you’re a child or grandchild or great-grandchild of immigrants, even the president,” she said.

Wise words as usual from the star of Yentl, a terrific movie about a young Jewish woman, Yentl, in 19th-century Eastern Europe who, after her father’s death, disguises herself as a man to pursue her dream of studying the Talmud. She falls in love with a fellow student, Avigdor, but must navigate her hidden identity and his engagement to another woman. Babs was also fabulous in A Star is Born, where she plays Esther Hoffman, an aspiring singer discovered by aging rock star John Norman Howard (Kris Kristofferson). As Esther’s career rises, John’s declines due to alcoholism. Despite their love, his struggles lead to tragedy, but Esther continues her ascent, honoring his memory.

As I said, terrific, fabulous, must-sees, essential etc.

Anyway, on Monday, lifeguards at Victoria Beach, the prettiest beach in all of Laguna, found an abandoned Panga on its dazzling white sands. Twelve lifejackets and ten fuel cans were found on the boat, the wearers of the life vests long disappeared into their new lives as, perhaps, real estate agents, plastic surgeons or rappers.
It’s been a long, hot, fraught summer for Laguna Beach.
As well, Laguna Beach locals have been forced to clean up discarded sex toys and empty containers of flavoured Smirnoff vodka from  their famous sands.
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"Helmets... Period."

Is “economic refugees” the new attempt at reframing? Wanting to make more money in America does not make one a refugee lmao

Dovakin

I was talking about the one he posted yesterday on his IG. Hadn’t seen this one.

yipykiyaymf

“Barbara, we don’t need no stinking Barbara!”
El Guapo. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Low wide stinkbug stance

In before derek explains it all away as “I don’t do cultural equivalence”

Low wide stinkbug stance

Jim’s mowing?

Com Turren's vagina

OH FUCK YEAH I WAS JUST GONNA ASK YOU HOW THIS AFFECTED YOU PERSONALLY! YEWWWWWWWW 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

deeks

Haha
bang bang my baby
shot me down

Happy Camper

Babs is not so good at maths.

Trumps Border Wall would cost American Taxpayers around $12billion.
…whereas Illegal immigrants cost the America Taxpayer approximately $150billion per year.

.and now that Kommiela says the will build a border wall, I’m sure Babs will be singing praise to Kam.
Reps or Dems, Red or Blue, Bloods or Cripts?
It’s all about your gang affiliation

Low wide stinkbug stance

Who else is gonna mow your lawn though?

Happy Camper

wrong question to ask.
as a wee lad, I had a lawn mowing and yard cleaning service.
so, if parents didn’t have these illegals to rely on for cheap labor, maybe they could teach their children about the entrepreneurial spirit instead of letting their kids sit around getting fat, playing video games.

deeks

about 5000 Olympic swimming pools of the wrong kind let into aus over recent years. Meanwhile 280 million indos would give Beth’s other arm to be here working an honest days work . Fuck modi

Dovakin

Have y’all seen Gabe’s Indo clip? Ripping.

Chief Hot stuff

Always!!

Chief Hot stuff

Can u guys use X when OS?
Or is not democratic still ?

Dovakin

X still down. Should go back up as soon as that manchild complies with the very simple request of appointing an official representative in the country. Was never not democratic, the court is merely enforcing the constitution.

Chief Hot stuff

Anythings possible with a convicted and jailed felon at the helm

bob

Trades look strong everywhere, clip was meh but I’m sure he was in Bali with the goal of just getting speciffic parts of his body wet.

Dovakin

This is not “meh”.
https://www.instagram.com/r…

Sean Connery

RIPPPINNNGGGGG

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

“disappeared into their new lives as, perhaps, real estate agents, plastic surgeons or rappers.”

hahahahahahah

Com Turren

Com’s 8x great (or something like that) grandfather came over from Sommerset England to Virginia in the late 17th century, so I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE, YOU FUCKING PEASANTS!!!

Com Turren's vagina

Yeah nobody fucking cares champ.

referred to yourself in third person, that’s a new “low” even for a weak little bitch like you

Chief Hot stuff

Eskimos look asian

@surfads

WSL bringing in some new fans to fill out the bleachers at Lowers

Beef & Beer

Meanwhile, this surfcraft was found in a Bondi back alley…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Derek’s new equipment ?

Otto

None of them are immigrants. Every single man, woman and child coming over the border are ILLEGAL ALIENS, and unlawfully here. Deport em all. We don’t need them. We got enough already.

Com Turren

can we at least agree that we’ll only deport the ones who won’t vote democrat though?

Chief Hot stuff

Its hard to say who the Russia migrants will vote for.

Com Turren

If the Russians around Los Angeles are any indication, they’d vote for the candidate most likely to endorse snapping your fingers two inches from
the face of grocery store employees

Chief Hot stuff

Its cool youre letting them in regardless.

Com Turren's vagina

ah you’re from LA, explains the loudmouth douchebaggery and the fact that you’re too much of a bitch to meet in person.

best city ever, full of wonderful people who are always a blessing when they commute to the surf communities of SD, OC and Ventura where th actual waves are

Com Turren's vagina

We can at least agree that you’re a fuckin tool who loves to hear himself squawk about everything

what do you attention whores do for a living? Seems like it must take 40+ hours to comment as much as some of you cumguzzlers do

Lairds biome

Are there legal aliens? Surely they wouldn’t have valid visa?

Occ Topus

Also, wtf does this have to do with surfing? Another of DRs 0/10 trolling attempts. 🥱

Low wide stinkbug stance

No one’s biting on his “jewish classic hits” either.

Stick man

Laguna Beach is a world renowned surfing destination…said noone ever.

deeks

Thur takin owure jeeerbz

NEGATRON

What are you going to do with the Montana compound when you go back to the UK?

Otto

Legal immigration vs. Illegal alien invasion


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