Welcome to the dark side.
By all accounts, the World Surf League lightly-ballyhooed Finals Day will both commence and wrap tomorrow in what is being called “chest-high” surf. Favorites, on the men’s side, include Italo Ferreira and John Squared Florence. The women’s cup likely lifted by Caroline Marks and her “overscored, metronomic” backside attack.”
But, and again, all surf above the waist, maybe, but below the chin.
Un-serious.
The Brothers Gudauskas, Tanner, Pat and Dane, have long been favorites in our surfing world, adored for their good vibes and smiling faces. But might darkness lurk right underneath those shiny happy visages? In a cruel move not seen since Kelly Slater unveiled his fake wave hours after the hard working li’l plumber Adriano de Souza won his world title, the three have just dropped a scintillating Lowers edit that will certainly overshadow whatever happens on the cobbled stone tomorrow.
I did not think they had the mean in them, to be honest, but am here for this new Dark Gudauskas turn.
Suck it, WSL.
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fuck, the left looks fun. still spewing i didn’t go out when i was there (pumping trestles coincided with a massive coke and booze comedown).
only recently found out the left is relatively new!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_RSPm5uKpp/?img_index=1
I wonder if they paid there filmer in positive vibes.
there filmer? where filmer?
too much leaded gasoline in your brain old man.
Your an idiot
Those tiny boards look weird, like Slater’s recent work.
Slasha Dane Lowers Son
I’ve been told that White Claws are just a closeted Zima
Good-ass-kiss Chas…
It looks remarkably uncrowded?? Slinglets?? do they have the training/expression session day and the wave under lock and key??
I was wondering the same thing. BUT is that Elo frolicking around outside?
Nah Elo’s moved onto inappropriate 2 beers down behaviour at car racing events I think.
If he hits 3 beers does he hit on the drivers?
He fingers their tailpipe.
Xox
Dogs you’re sick and twisted! I seriously had to contemplate this one overnight and realized this is why I spend time on this soul sucking site. An absolutely sick and wrong post while the visual of Elo doing exactly that troubles me deeply!
BRAVO!!!!
Cheers mate, it really was some of my best work yet. Short and sweet, like Elo’s doodle!
Xox
They cleared the water and let four surfers go out at a time.
You lost me at Lowers.
Board looks fun for the over 50, bad back, every third weekend surfer. So, everyone here. But CI licks godballs…so hard no.
OUCH! So I shouldn’t trade in my Billy Tolhurst for an M13?
So a CI Big Happy then?
Dane Gudauskas vs Koa Smith vs Morgan Cibilic.
Toothiest smile winner?
The easy answer is Dane, he’s been around so long blinding fans with that smile.
But up and comer Morgan has a set of chompers that could gnaw through an oak trunk.
Tough call…..guess the award should go to Sally. Equity!
Big Teeth Koa is the GOAT of grills. Buddy’s got more teeth than a Mako https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Dunno, tough call…
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Yeah, you might be right.
Harry and the Hendersons
Nice pull. Spot on
and they all have that touch of the ’tism look