"Brad Gerlach looking fire!"
Johnny Depp is an American treasure, having starred in more iconic movies than John Waters can shake a moustache at. The now 61-year-old entered the consciousness, as t were, with a 1984 turn in the classic franchise A Nightmare on Elm Street but really became famous as a teen-appearing cop on 21 Jump Street.
From there it was the moon, or, rather, stars. Cry-Baby, Ed Scissorhands, What’s Eating Gil Grape, Benny and Joon etc. etc. and etc. culminating in the bigger-than-anything Pirates of the Caribbean series.
Life was good. Great, even, until… Amber Heard.
The trial ‘tween Depp and his ex-wife became a sordid bit of ugly, much behind-the-scenes business shared that tainted the cinema hero’s reputation including… well, I guess limited to his bad teeth.
Photos of Capt. Jack Sparrow’s chompers went viral during the courtroom proceedings with followers aghast at their rotten-looking appearance. The peanut gallery immediately throwing peanuts. “Why do i have to see closeup pics of johnny depp’s teeth against my will,” one X-user asked, while a second declared, “Johnny Depp just looks like someone grabbed his teeth and painted them black.”
A third, going for the jugular, simply stated, “Seeing that pic of Johnny Depp’s teeth on my tl just ruined my mood.”
Well, it appears that Depp listened, pondered then went and got a fresh pair of tusks, clearly asking the dentist to give him the “full Brad Gerlach.
New photos just emerged of Donnie Brasco at an airport in the Bahamas by surf fans mistaking him for the Wave Ki master. Gerlach, of course, beloved by the aforementioned surf fans for generations.
“Am I right too [sic] see that his teeth are looking brighter than ever before???” one Instagram commenter triple asked. Another added, “Is it [me] or does [sic] his teeth look more straight?”
A third, right to the point, “Brad Gerlach looking fire!”
What a day.