Greatest surf character actor ever, Keanu Reeves, on stage at Ohana Fest.
Greatest surf character actor ever, Keanu Reeves, on stage at Ohana Fest.

Surf fans pitched into frenzy as Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar takes stage at Eddie Vedder’s Ohana Fest!

Makua Rothman too.

It is flat in Southern California, still, with a strange mucky gloom hanging in the sky. It has been this way for months, now, driving surf fans to the brink of madness though, today, none of that matters. For a mania has begun to take hold that has nothing to do with no waves nor sun.

A hysteria.

For but yesterday, Keanu Reeves’ band Dogstar took the stage at Eddie Vedder’s Ohana Festival in Dana Point, California.

Johnny Utah himself plucking his bass strings while surf fans, crazed, rubbed their eyes in the audience. Dogstar, of course, was formed in Los Angeles, California in 1991 when Reeves saw a man wearing a hockey sweater in the supermarket. The two got to talking, then jamming, then, as Reeves tells it, “You know, we started in a garage, and then you end up starting to write songs, and then you’re like ‘Let’s go out and play them!’, and then you’re like ‘Let’s go on tour!’, and then…you’re playing.”

There is not word, yet, on how the show was as surf fans are still in a cloud of disbelief but take a gander here.

Makua Rothman also opened the day.

Vedder and his Pearl Jam closed it.

But were you there, live, in the audience? How was it? I heard that Pearl Jam played a never-before-performed tune off a 1999 release called “The Whale Song.” Vedder said, from stage, “It’s a song written by one of our great drummers named Jack Irons. We asked Jack but he could not be here. But we didn’t just get the next best thing, we got something equally as good as his dad, it’s Mr. Zach Irons who’s gonna join us on this next song. He’s gonna play guitar, left-handed, and we’re gonna sing and we hope it connects and sends vibrations to our friends under the water.”

If you missed yesterday and have fallen into the deepest of depressions, don’t worry. The festival kicks on today with Sting headlining. Tomorrow it’s back to Pearl Jam and Alanis Morissette at the top of the bill.

No more Dogstar but one hand in pocket, the other giving a high five ain’t bad.

Buy tickets here.

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Westerly Windina ponders her gender assignment surgery.
Westerly Windina ponders her gender assignment surgery. Big decision!

Transgender surf icon’s battles laid bare in brave new documentary, “The Life and Death of Westerly Windina!”

"Westerly has been living in public housing on Australia’s Gold Coast. She is alone, poor, and often taunted by her neighbours.”

Fifty-five years ago, Peter Drouyn was the best surfer in Australia, better even, than the icon Nat Young. But how do you want to say it? Drouyn was, by nearly all accounts, an asshole swollen by ego and torn apart inside an infinite sense of injustice.

But then,

“In 2002, Peter suffered a traumatic surfing accident that nearly drowned him. Not long after, Peter’s feminine side fully emerged. ‘It was a supernova,’  said Westerly. ‘It just kicked in one night, and suddenly Peter went, Westerly was there.’

Six years later,

“Peter Drouyn announced on Australian national television that he was living as a woman. His new name, she said, was Westerly Windina. Since then, Westerly has been living in public housing on Australia’s Gold Coast. Her life is not easy. She is alone, poor, and often taunted by her neighbours.”

Now that’s a story, right? Surf hunk to showgirl!

The wildly well regarded surf journalist Jamie Brisick thought so and Westerly became the subject of Briz’s masterwork, Becoming Westerly.

The book is better than good. The best of all the surf bios. Part thriller, part melodrama, all page-turner. To be and not to be, if you gets my drift.

Now, and after so much ado I’d forgotten about it, almost a dozen “epic” years, the documentary of Westerly’s journey, including her flight to south-east Asia for gender reassignment surgery, is just about to light up screens.

The Life and Death of Westerly Windina premieres on October 19 at the Palace Theatre in Byron Bay as part of the Byron Bay International Film Festival.

As an addendum to all this, I interviewed Drouyn a couple of times and found a delightful egoist preparing, it seemed at the time, for his greatest performance. At one point, he confided in me when I asked him about the time he posed nude for a women’s mag that his balls were so big, like basketballs he said, that he could sit on them.

Little did I know!

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So classic and gr8.
So classic and gr8.

World Surf League makes linguistic history by dubbing first-ever Abu Dhabi surf event in brand-new wave pool “classic”

It's gr8.

The World Surf League, global home of surfing since 2015 circa 1976 except when it comes to women’s surfing history, is not ever shy about pressing in to a wild linguistic frontier. But who could ever forget, almost two years ago, when Stephanie Gilmore won her eighth world title by storming from last to first on Lower Trestles’ cobbled stone. Then CEO Erik Logan, pre-disgrace, stood on the stage and  declared, “I want to be the first to say this to you and to the world. You are the greatest and we will spell ‘great’ with ‘eight.’”

So there we are. “Gr8” used from thence forth in all official World Surf League communications.

Outdoing itself, though, is the currently running Abu Dhabi Longboard Classic. Now, this is the first ever professional surfing event in the United Arab Emirates’ proud history. It is also the very first professional surfing event in Kelly Slater’s just-finished tub. Two groundbreaking distinctions dubbed “classic.”

So gr8.

But are you watching?

Me neither but you can listen to David Lee Scales and I chat about it here. We also have a letter from someone who spotted what must have been a pro big wave surfer getting beat down by Oregon. Can you guess who it is? Discussion around the hour mark.

Enjoy.

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Hurricane Helene's carrot before stick. Photo: Instagram/Deluna_Vision
Hurricane Helene's carrot before stick. Photo: Instagram/Deluna_Vision

Hurricane Helene transforms Florida’s Gulf Coast into surfers’ paradise ahead of landfall

Fortune favors the bold.

Hurricane Helene made landfall near Perry, Florida as a Category 4 storm, overnight, carrying with it gusty 140 mph winds. It was the first such storm to hit the Sunshine State’s “big bend” region, where the dangly bit connects back with the contiguous 48 states there on the gulf side, since 1851.

Millions are without power with at least four fatality reported thus far. Schools, airports, roads and businesses are all closed.

Before the wild destruction, though, Helene graced the normally placid Gulf Coast with waves so gorgeous, so utterly perfect, as to transform the Redneck Riviera into a veritable surfers’ paradise.

Shayne Dye, who hails from Pensacola Beach, was there to capture the action, declaring, “Over 3k photos and 100gb of footage today! Yea #hurricanehelene was good to us.”

Gorgeous lefts streaming in, stacking up, warm wind tousling their top bits.

The near-perfect waves were particularly difficult for Californians to accept, as the Golden State is in the midst of a surf drought so severe as to have Jen See watching Trilogy films back to back. “Double Trilogy” quickly becoming shorthand to describe a 0 – 1 ft forecast that spreads out for weeks.

Enough moaning, though. Do you happen to live on Florida’s Gulf Coast? Did you enjoy the monster session of your young life?

I’ve never lived in a place that received hurricanes, other that California which received a wildly lame one last year, and wonder if there is guilt associated with enjoying the nice bits, like pumping surf, or an overarching “fortune favors the bold” vibe.

“Audaces fortuna iuvat” in the original tongue.

Speaking of Latin, did you catch Kai Lenny’s former BFF Mark Zuckerberg strutting around stage in a shirt reading “Aut Zuck Aut Nihil,” or “without Zuck there is nothing” yesterday? I had no idea, but he has a Roman fascination even naming his children August and Aurelia after famed emperors.

Kelly Slater? Are you reading?

Inspired at all?

More as the story develops.

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Billionaire-owned World Surf League named in bombshell investigation for “collaborating with controversial governments”

"The World Surf League has largely avoided scrutiny due to its niche audience and lower media visibility."

The World Surf League has been named in a bombshell report report by an investigative reporter over its involvement in El Salvador and the UAE. 

In a story just published, “Abu Dhabi is betting big on surfing” website Sports Politika says the UAE’s wavepool is the “latest example of its use of sports as a form of soft power.” 

“The carefully manicured PR campaign fusing surfing and the desert is part of Abu Dhabi’s latest attempt to present itself at the nexus of sports, entertainment, and luxury tourism,” writes the site’s founder Karim Zidan. 

But!

“While major organizations like the NBA and UFC have faced criticism for partnering with a country accused of significant human rights violations—including harsh sentences for dissidents, exploitation of migrant workers, and involvement in violent conflicts in Syria, Sudan, and Yemen—the World Surf League (WSL) has largely avoided similar scrutiny. This is partly due to its niche audience and lower media visibility.

“However, the WSL has shown little hesitation in collaborating with controversial governments to further its goals. For example, it hosts several events in El Salvador, a nation led by a president who proudly refers to himself as the ‘world’s coolest dictator”… The WSL has also added an Abu Dhabi stop to its marquee Championship Tour in 2025, meaning that the Emirate will continue to be featured as a premier professional surfing destination.”

The World Surf League, which marks itself as a progressive, trans, earth, indigenous people friendly organisation, has long battled accusations it doesn’t practise what it so loudly preaches from its various pulpits.

One year ago, Chas Smith wrote:

The World Surf League, self-billed “global home of surfing,” is not shy when it comes to burnishing its environmental bonafides. Talking points sent down from twin chiefs Erik Logan and Jessi Miley-Dyer include referring to the ocean as “office, home and playground” thereby necessitating preservation. Action items involve coordinating planting a bush in Western Australia. But behind the scenes, deals are struck with landfill-ready, carbon spewing Chinese SUVs and any other company willing to open a chequebook in order to be covered by a green wave.

And you’ll remember the furore when The World Surf League attempted, and failed, to build a billion-dollar development, which included a Slater wave pool, atop precious wetlands on Australia’s Sunshine Coast.

As Longtom reported at the time,

What, as they say, could go wrong?

I put boots on the ground at the site. I know this country very well. It’s in my blood. My people come from the Queensland cane swamps. They are Danes, Swedes, Sicilians.

Practical people.

They would understand the necessity of bulldozing the bush to make way for jobs. But I do not. The developer’s eye eludes me. I see trees and bush. Birds, insects, frogs. I feel sad that surfers will be the ones behind the bull-dozers, erasing this wildlife, this bush from history.

From what I can see though, although there is ambivalence, distrust and even hostility to the Coolum wave pool development, that is unlikely to stop the bulldozers.

The greenwashing on the project will be immense.

Next level.

But I wonder, when Kelly thinks about what is being done in his name and looks in the mirror, does he still see an environmentalist looking back at him?

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