Kelly Slater’s former paramour Gisele Bundchen announces pregnancy

"Gisele and Joaquim are happy for this new chapter and looking forward to creating a peaceful and loving environment for the family."

The surf world was alit, last summer, and not because World Surf League Finals Day was going to be held at Lower Trestles. No, the frenzy came from Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen announcing the end to their seemingly perfect union. Brady, winningest quarterback of all-time, and Bundchen, a very famous Brazilian supermodel, called it quits after multiple years and whilst the surf world tried to mourn the demise, hope began bubbling that Bundchen and her former BF Kelly Slater might relight their flame.

Yes, the winningest surfer of all-time and Bundchen were a couple during the aughts and a fine couple indeed. Alas, their reunion was not to be. Slater and his longtime girlfriend had a baby boy and Bundchen just announced she and her partner, Brazilian jiu-jitsuist Joaquim Valente, are expecting a bundle of their own and soon.

TMZ is reporting that Bundchen is “five or six months pregnant.” It will be her third child as she has two with Brady.

A source close to the couple told People Magazine, “Gisele and Joaquim are happy for this new chapter in their life and they’re looking forward to creating a peaceful and loving environment for the whole family.”

Very nice and whilst surf fans may have dreamed of a love match, might we be satisfied enough for a playdate? It could be hoped that Slater’s son will have a name by the time Bundchen’s child is of taking-to-the-park age and imagine how cute it would be?

Do you have any candles left over?

Light please?

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

was referring to the song cum spot…the dog.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

cum shots, then low tide spots. and after porn shots///wedoepair water beds

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

i can change my roota to blonde…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

need ambassodore’s? fucjk off!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

tests came back negative~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

do we had jobs?
tim_nelsen
Mike
2 days ago
Removed

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo rebuttal

\Tim NelsenAuthor
Everything old becomes new again, and baseball is not immune to the nostalgia cycle.
Throwback uniforms, old-school play, Hall of Fame weekend, Old Timer’s Day.
The
link to baseball’s past is rich, like a time capsule to an era when the
sport was king. Babe Ruth in full hotdog eating, home-run hitting, icon
glory for the New York Yankees. Jackie Robinson turning the once
unheard of into the norm for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
A
championship matchup that has been dormant for 42 years could roar back
to life this season with the Yankees and Dodgers each in contention for
the best record in their respective leagues.
If
it happens in 2024, a Yankees-Dodgers World Series could be an homage
to James Earl Jones, the “Field of Dreams” actor who passed away this
week at the age of 93.
“…
Baseball has marked the time,” Jones said as Terrence Mann in the
iconic 1989 film. “This field, this game, is a part of our past. It
reminds us of all that was once good and it could be again.”
Ruth’s Yankees and Robinson’s Dodgers used to own the fall. Not at the same time.
Ruth
faced the Dodgers’ organization in the World S

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
1 year ago

I once farted in the presence of a pro surfer. Write about me.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

smell my fingure…lopped off my me -ex…

Lairds biome
Lairds biome
1 year ago

No Comment

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

I’d like to take this opportunity to see if any fellow BG commenters would be prepared to refrain from commenting on the next sharticle.
A boycott, of sorts.

It might be a way to show the principals that we have principles…

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Silly season overdrive totally.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

before then after?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

paternity test for the win! the baby could still be Tom’s. his jizz could have been in the crevasse, lingering…his passes are best when ELON long dated. much like ELON’s musk?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Tom is likely to act out over this event in a way that will shock the common man. The Vegas line is establishing now and some of the potential events of acting out include:

-Tom goes surfing with KS and then shaves his chest to match his surf bro

-Tom drinks a beer while eating a real meat hamburger

-Tom comes out as bisexual..Iike we didn’t already know this.

– Tom gets a tattoo of his mom’s name on the small of his back

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

‘making copies…”

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

I sing the body electric,

The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them,

They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,

And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.

Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?

And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?

And if the body does not do fully as much as the soul?
And if the body were not the soul, what is the soul?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Walt would be proud that he hit the comment section of BG

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

surprised me too! thought this was from Ray Bradbury…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

They might be one and the same

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

I HATE MY DAD…repent…

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

The adjecency to surf is well not so adjecent.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

Sure it is as Tom Brady has a friend of a friend who surfed up and down his ex-wife years ago. So the surf adjacent connection is real.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

Friends v Gunsmoke v Brady Bunch!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

THIS actually makes sense..I think

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

Good Jujitsu floor play.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

Smart ass kid finally called Moontide or some shit walks up to fellow nepo bebe, “um ha yeah um like I heard my dad banged your mum and ahhhh huh um maybe we do the same sometime”.
Xox

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
1 year ago

another american man divorced raped by a brazilian woman

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

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