Listen: Biggest conundrum haunting surf world finally solved!

Not sandals.

I don’t wear them though you probably do. Flip flops, flaps, slaps, sandals, thongs, jandals, plakkies, slops, toe-splitters, honey-bunnies, li’l foot friends, deep south jonks. Each and every nomenclature juvenile or stupid, like the footwear itself, unless one lives on the islands, is Hawaiian, and is allowed to call them “slippahs” which is cool and ok.

Reef Fanning // Mick Fanning Signature Sandal

The footwear choice of surfers since time immemorial circa ancient Egypt. Those bros wore them, Japanese Samurai wore them, Brazilians wear them as do you.

But, again, each descriptor a foolish and silly word.

How can a grown man step outside the house in thongs?

In toe-tanners?

He cannot, nor can a grown woman, but thankfully this issue has finally risen to a head.

David Lee Scales and I get together, now twice weekly, for chats and today’s might be the most important of all. I, if you somehow forgot, have my master’s degree in Applied Linguistics.

Jongs?

No.

Listen to the proper locution for those non-island born/bred here.

And enjoy.

Understanding the Influence of BeachGrit in Surf Culture

In the evolving landscape of surf culture, the discussions around footwear and style often intersect with the ethos of beachgrit.

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antonio_ espn

Hello guys,
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Dim Sim

Bogan stilettos, you mean?

channelbottom

V trendy. I’m old school and like slippahs. Slides look like something the old lady next door would wear. ‘Cept now they are black-n-white with the Air Jordan logo.

7dollarsurfboard

Can’t handle the jandel in your double pluggers

munnstrosity

noted

SaltyHB
channelbottom

What’s the vote on the kids’ ‘slides’?

Brutus

we used to call them japanese safety boots!

Trev

Samoan safety shoes in NZ

munnstrosity

Hawaianas around here, or chalas.or sandalias if you’re old school.

Otto

Sometimes I think when the United States Postal Service says we can expect problems with mail delivery around election time, that this would somehow affect Chas mailing it in. Nope.

ValiantScorn

It just depends on which one of your Mother’s I’m with, and in which location….

Occ Topus

Here on BI West Side, it’s flip-flops or slippahs. Olu Kai mostly, Locals for walking to the surf, in case someone decides to steal them. No sand at my local: walk across lava rocks to access the surf. With the water temp between 78-81 degrees year round, wetsuits are a thing of the past. Island life, brothers. Don’t hate me. ☺️

Mapski

A’a’ eats up the Locals wikiwiki.


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