DJ Fisher gets a hair transplant
DJ Fisher debuts new Caesar cut after nearly nine thousand hair plugs were inserted into his previously barren skull.

Randy property developer DJ Fisher debuts “Caesar cut” after 8369 hair grafts!

Mick Fanning says, “It’s a Christmas miracle!”

The crown of bawdy DJ Fisher, whose career in the limelight began as a pro surfer and who we last saw in these pages as he prepared to demolish a old beach shack to build a beachfront skyscraper, has long been as barren as a mountain top.

In lieu of the hair which had once adorned it, there was a fringe of dark locks on the sides which gave the bald part the appearance of an equatorial island.

Not that you’d know.

The thirty-eight-year-old, nominated for Best Dance Recording category at the 61st Annual Grammy Awards for the nipple-twisting hit “Losing It” and whose techno anthems include the wildly anti-work and sexually explosive Just Feels Tight, has long hidden his underneath the again-fashionable bucket hat.

Now, after 8369 hair grafts completed by Brisbane-based hair transplant expert Dr Rukshan Senanayake (Dr Ruk), DJ Fisher has achieved a classic Caesar look with short, horizontally straight cut bangs.

DJ Fisher unveiled the new look in a Christmas post.

HAIRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! BEEN KEEPING THIS ONE UNDER HATS

 

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A post shared by FISHER (@followthefishtv)

A who’s who of world surfing celebrity were quick to pounce.

“It’s a Christmas miracle,” wrote Mick Fanning.

“Can’t wait til that one wears thin too,” teased Taj Burrow.

Dingo Morrison, “Wow them bucket hats gonna sell out. Sprouting like a pot plant under there.”

UFC hall-of-famer Luke Rockhold wrote, “Hahahaha it’s about fucking time.”

And Tom Carroll, twice a world champ and bald, effectively, since his mid-twenties lamented, “Santa’s Creepy Elves been at it again…wish I was serviced.”

Not mentioned is the bravery of DJ Fisher to go under the knife in this gory ballet of scalp manipulation where the surgeon slices into the donor area, usually at the back of the head, extracting strips of hair-covered flesh with a scalpel.

The harvested strip is then diced into tiny grafts, each one a clump of follicles with bits of tissue clinging on. These grafts are meticulously poked into bald patches with needle-like tools, causing more bleeding and swelling.

The scalp is dotted with blood, scabs forming where each graft has been implanted. The patient leaves with a head bandaged, hiding the macabre scene underneath.

 

 

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Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

why am I not surprised the Fish gave himself a head job!

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago

I’d be curious to understand the background psych trauma which leads to a man thinking that without hair they are somehow inferior.

I have little hair left and I (feel that I) benefit from the “dry hair paddle-out” type jokes which I typically instigate.

Also related is the bankrupt psychological need to be seen in expensive/ loud cars primarily appealing to (creepily) 10 YO boys… (or those with similar mental maturity)

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

It’s a cruel fact of life that, yeah, everyone looks better with hair. Just as cruel is grey hair makes y’look real old and, if you’re a man, dying it gives you the appearance of an old fool.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

If fake hair really works do you think prince William would look the way he does ?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

order this year’s pychilieachian futures and bet on??? cyrpto grave spaces world wide available…siucide is a mortal sin…

Keep on keepin’ on dead heads~

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

Throw away the past…all trusts… and thrust into the future…
Met her out on the ocean…
Give her your life… give her your children…
Trust in love is trust in devotion…
Found out about you…what about love?

What’s that got to do …
With a life so elusive?…Your athletic feats…
Aren’t so easily talked about…except…
While behind the bar at Alexander’s and while living in the Harbor…
On this last day, found out that one of us is still alive…
Thought for sure I’d go first…
Not the guy with his computer and Catalina 30… flying…
Stocks and bonds….flying?
Fly from the sky….
Catalina 30 to Santa Cruz… go….
You’ve been out for how long, Bill?
Ten days at least….caught a ton of fish spearing…
Cruised back in at night…elusive he was…

Bill, it’s tough, what was the hell were you thinking?
Out for 10 days….She knows you’re calling…
Underneath your fragile turtle shell you’re calling…
Was it so bad…so severe… you gave up your calling?…
Fly from the sky…
Fly with mom and dad and Angie …
Put your fear, your mom’s and everyone else’s behind…
Jump Bill, jump…
It shouldn’t have been the end …jumping like you did…
No question…no answer…you did what you did…
No one will ever question you again…
All of us kids must start over again….
To figure you out…
Don’t worry, we’ll take care of your loved one’s….unconditionally…
By the way…
What’s it look like flying over the sea?

FOR SUICIDE REFERALL call Joy Reid~

Social Narcotics
Social Narcotics
1 year ago

Gaping mouth annoying twat

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
1 year ago

“To hair is human”….

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Shredy Kruger

‘Hair today,
gone tomorrow.’

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

I know it’s the grit where Derek amd Chas are ignorant of anything that happened pre 1995 but Tom Carroll was born In 1961. Therefore mid 20s in 1986.
Tom Carroll in 1986:
https://youtu.be/sF44dTsPO-M?si=fqhhXYdTlCn3LvPP
You’ll also see incredibly rare footage of Nick with hair.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

I thought he was married?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

cookie monster?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

his left foot is webbed~

DongWangVerga
DongWangVerga
1 year ago

i just wanna consider myself cool too

but thank fuck not here nor on Instagram

not sure what’s more tragic, the DJ or the cats clamoring to click clack out a canned and very heavily affectation-laden response

Here DJ Paul listen to this it’ll put hairs on your hairs:

https://youtu.be/PlnDbqLNv-M?si=xNK4wm7o84gevD3k

astro
astro
1 year ago
Reply to  DongWangVerga

You seem to be unfairly gifting to fisher an ability he simply does not possess
i.e. that he can consider matters outside the confines of his underpants.

DongWangVerga
DongWangVerga
1 year ago
Reply to  astro

fair ’nuff!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago

Meanwhile, south of the border…

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

South Island?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

front yards. one in a sequence of 20+…2014!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

California.
South of Santa Barbara’s southern border.
The plebeian badlands.

But still far too north for unsophisticates like Chas and ELo…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

too cool my hugh hefner robe, jamie budge movie a fireplace and no emergency calls fron the kid..beavetails were still then in soCal…

bob
bob
1 year ago

Bet the misso is a bit nervous.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

Sometimes I feel like I’m fading away
You’re looking at me, I’ve got nothing to say
Don’t make me angry with the games that you play
Either light up or leave me alone

You walk in my room, you lie in my bed
You open your mouth, shoot someone dead
All of a sudden you’re inside my head
Either light up or leave me alone

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

I knew you guys would come through with one in the end.
Well done and a happy new year to all
*not halpy camber he’s a cunt.

bob
bob
1 year ago
Reply to  deeks

He could defo do with a little halp

Truth
Truth
1 year ago

Give us the shark attack already..

kill em all!!!

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Bet Kelly leaves this one alone.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

it’s a medical miracle.
prelude to another Tyler Wright installment?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

Yes, it’s a medical miracle!
On par with other medical miracles, like surgery to make boobs bigger. 🙄


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