Mick Fanning says, “It’s a Christmas miracle!”
The crown of bawdy DJ Fisher, whose career in the limelight began as a pro surfer and who we last saw in these pages as he prepared to demolish a old beach shack to build a beachfront skyscraper, has long been as barren as a mountain top.
In lieu of the hair which had once adorned it, there was a fringe of dark locks on the sides which gave the bald part the appearance of an equatorial island.
Not that you’d know.
The thirty-eight-year-old, nominated for Best Dance Recording category at the 61st Annual Grammy Awards for the nipple-twisting hit “Losing It” and whose techno anthems include the wildly anti-work and sexually explosive Just Feels Tight, has long hidden his underneath the again-fashionable bucket hat.
Now, after 8369 hair grafts completed by Brisbane-based hair transplant expert Dr Rukshan Senanayake (Dr Ruk), DJ Fisher has achieved a classic Caesar look with short, horizontally straight cut bangs.
DJ Fisher unveiled the new look in a Christmas post.
HAIRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! BEEN KEEPING THIS ONE UNDER HATS
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A who’s who of world surfing celebrity were quick to pounce.
“It’s a Christmas miracle,” wrote Mick Fanning.
“Can’t wait til that one wears thin too,” teased Taj Burrow.
Dingo Morrison, “Wow them bucket hats gonna sell out. Sprouting like a pot plant under there.”
UFC hall-of-famer Luke Rockhold wrote, “Hahahaha it’s about fucking time.”
Not mentioned is the bravery of DJ Fisher to go under the knife in this gory ballet of scalp manipulation where the surgeon slices into the donor area, usually at the back of the head, extracting strips of hair-covered flesh with a scalpel.
The harvested strip is then diced into tiny grafts, each one a clump of follicles with bits of tissue clinging on. These grafts are meticulously poked into bald patches with needle-like tools, causing more bleeding and swelling.
The scalp is dotted with blood, scabs forming where each graft has been implanted. The patient leaves with a head bandaged, hiding the macabre scene underneath.
why am I not surprised the Fish gave himself a head job!
I’d be curious to understand the background psych trauma which leads to a man thinking that without hair they are somehow inferior.
I have little hair left and I (feel that I) benefit from the “dry hair paddle-out” type jokes which I typically instigate.
Also related is the bankrupt psychological need to be seen in expensive/ loud cars primarily appealing to (creepily) 10 YO boys… (or those with similar mental maturity)
It’s a cruel fact of life that, yeah, everyone looks better with hair. Just as cruel is grey hair makes y’look real old and, if you’re a man, dying it gives you the appearance of an old fool.
If fake hair really works do you think prince William would look the way he does ?
order this year’s pychilieachian futures and bet on??? cyrpto grave spaces world wide available…siucide is a mortal sin…
Keep on keepin’ on dead heads~
Throw away the past…all trusts… and thrust into the future…
Met her out on the ocean…
Give her your life… give her your children…
Trust in love is trust in devotion…
Found out about you…what about love?
What’s that got to do …
With a life so elusive?…Your athletic feats…
Aren’t so easily talked about…except…
While behind the bar at Alexander’s and while living in the Harbor…
On this last day, found out that one of us is still alive…
Thought for sure I’d go first…
Not the guy with his computer and Catalina 30… flying…
Stocks and bonds….flying?
Fly from the sky….
Catalina 30 to Santa Cruz… go….
You’ve been out for how long, Bill?
Ten days at least….caught a ton of fish spearing…
Cruised back in at night…elusive he was…
Bill, it’s tough, what was the hell were you thinking?
Out for 10 days….She knows you’re calling…
Underneath your fragile turtle shell you’re calling…
Was it so bad…so severe… you gave up your calling?…
Fly from the sky…
Fly with mom and dad and Angie …
Put your fear, your mom’s and everyone else’s behind…
Jump Bill, jump…
It shouldn’t have been the end …jumping like you did…
No question…no answer…you did what you did…
No one will ever question you again…
All of us kids must start over again….
To figure you out…
Don’t worry, we’ll take care of your loved one’s….unconditionally…
By the way…
What’s it look like flying over the sea?
FOR SUICIDE REFERALL call Joy Reid~
Gaping mouth annoying twat
“To hair is human”….
‘Hair today,
gone tomorrow.’
I know it’s the grit where Derek amd Chas are ignorant of anything that happened pre 1995 but Tom Carroll was born In 1961. Therefore mid 20s in 1986.
Tom Carroll in 1986:
https://youtu.be/sF44dTsPO-M?si=fqhhXYdTlCn3LvPP
You’ll also see incredibly rare footage of Nick with hair.
I thought he was married?
cookie monster?
his left foot is webbed~
i just wanna consider myself cool too
but thank fuck not here nor on Instagram
not sure what’s more tragic, the DJ or the cats clamoring to click clack out a canned and very heavily affectation-laden response
Here DJ Paul listen to this it’ll put hairs on your hairs:
https://youtu.be/PlnDbqLNv-M?si=xNK4wm7o84gevD3k
You seem to be unfairly gifting to fisher an ability he simply does not possess
i.e. that he can consider matters outside the confines of his underpants.
fair ’nuff!
Meanwhile, south of the border…
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South Island?
front yards. one in a sequence of 20+…2014!
California.
South of Santa Barbara’s southern border.
The plebeian badlands.
But still far too north for unsophisticates like Chas and ELo…
too cool my hugh hefner robe, jamie budge movie a fireplace and no emergency calls fron the kid..beavetails were still then in soCal…
Bet the misso is a bit nervous.
Sometimes I feel like I’m fading away
You’re looking at me, I’ve got nothing to say
Don’t make me angry with the games that you play
Either light up or leave me alone
You walk in my room, you lie in my bed
You open your mouth, shoot someone dead
All of a sudden you’re inside my head
Either light up or leave me alone
I knew you guys would come through with one in the end.
Well done and a happy new year to all
*not halpy camber he’s a cunt.
He could defo do with a little halp
Give us the shark attack already..
kill em all!!!
Bet Kelly leaves this one alone.
it’s a medical miracle.
prelude to another Tyler Wright installment?
Yes, it’s a medical miracle!
On par with other medical miracles, like surgery to make boobs bigger. 🙄