Justin Baldoni (pictured) man enough.
Justin Baldoni (pictured) man enough.

Feminist Justin Baldoni takes solace in surf whilst vindictively suing Blake Lively for making fun of his nose

Multitasking.

The rise of the male feminist has been one of the brighter bits of the past few years. Men who have thrown off outdated shackles and embraced no macho, anti-toxicity, living, laughing, loving. Chief amongst them, of course, is the actor and director Justin Baldoni.

The raven-haired 40-year-old has hosted a podcast about challenging rigid gender roles and just directed the film It Ends With Us which explores the themes of domestic violence and emotional abuse.

“See if you can use the same qualities that you feel make you a man to go deeper,” he declared in a now-famous TED talk on redefining masculinity, continuing, “Your strength, your bravery, your toughness: Are you brave enough to be vulnerable? Are you strong enough to be sensitive? Are you confident enough to listen to the women in your life?”

Well, his co-star Blake Lively sued him for “a litany of sexist misdeeds, including pressuring her to be fully nude in a scene, making sexual comments about her clothing, improvising sexual behavior in front of the camera, and telling her about his pornography addiction.”

He was strong enough to be sensitive and sue her right back for for making fun of his nose. People Magazine sharing, “In Baldoni’s $400 million lawsuit, which he filed against Lively, her husband Ryan Reynolds, their publicist Leslie Sloane and Sloane’s PR firm Vision PR, Inc in the Southern District of New York on Thursday, Jan. 16, attorneys for Baldoni, 40, claimed that Lively, 37, joked that Baldoni ‘should get plastic surgery’ while filming a scene for the movie.”

While you’d be forgiven for thinking that beating a woman up in the court of public opinion and also the real court might be overly exhausting, Baldoni is brave enough to be vulnerable and is currently in Maui learning how to surf.

TMZ is reporting he is “all smiles after hitting the ocean in Maui, Hawaii, beaming and carrying a big green surfboard while on vacation with his family.” Though he apparently ditched his family for some time with the boys.

“We’re told Justin joined a group of dudes,” the celebrity new source continued, “including a couple surf instructors and another companion — for a lesson at Ukumehame Beach Park Monday.”

More than one surf instructor?

Very cool.

You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf, as they say.

But back to you. If you were suing a woman for being mean about your appearance whilst savaging her in the press, would you have the energy to surf a big green surfboard?

Discuss.

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Big-wave surfer Maya Gabeira, dubbed a public menace by Laird Hamilton and Kelly Slater, quits professional surfing

"If you continue to do what you’re doing, you’re gonna die. So I highly suggest you stop," said Kelly Slater.

The Brazilian big-wave chaser Maya Gabeira, famous for being advised by Kelly Slater and Laird Hamilton to quit big-wave surfing before she or someone close to her died, has officially quit competitive surfing.

The creator of the K2 Big-Wave Challenge and, more recently, the Big Wave Challenge, Bill Sharp, reported the news on Instagram.

“Congratulations to @maya on her retirement from competitive big wave surfing. She broke barriers and overcame adversity like no one else in the game. Thank you Maya Gabeira for your many contributions to the sport!”

 

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Gabeira, thirty-seven, is noted for a few things, apart from the being the recipient of well-meaning counsel from the surfing’s two biggest stars.

She is in the Guinness Book of World Records for biggest wave ridden by a gal, busted a leg and drowned (revived!) at Nazaré, was belted to within an inch of her life at big Teahupoo, and is the daughter of a Brazilian revolutionary whose group famously kidnapped the US ambassador.

In a now famous DM to Maya Gabeira from Kelly Slater he wrote,

‘You are unprepared. You are endangering people around you when they have to go in and rescue in such scenarios. I think if you continue to do what you’re doing, you’re gonna die. So I highly suggest you stop.’

When she got her stilt snapped at Nazaré and had to be revived on the beach, Laird said she “didn’t have the skill to be surfing in those conditions.”

After the leg break and temp drowning at Nazaré, I interviewed Gabeira shortly after she got out of hozzy.

Reprinted below if you’ve got time to kill and you want to read an 11-year-old interview.

Can you describe for me the jam y’got in… Yeah, Carlos towed me into a really nice big left and on the third bump I reckon I broke my ankle. When I fell that wipeout was ok. It was a little bit of a hold-down. The second one was pretty strong and the third one I think I was almost on the shorebreak and that was when the problems started because it was really strong. It hit me on my chest and it blew out my life jacket and it really hurt me. I went down, down, down underwater with no air and seeing black. I was basically going to black-out and somehow I made it up but when I hit the surface everything went white so I didn’t have any vision. But from what I saw on the footage, Carlos came twice to grab me but I had no movement or reaction. Finally he yelled at me to grab the rope and I grabbed the rope and I think that was my last little bit of energy to get me maybe five or 10 feet away from the current that was taking me into the rocks. But because I was being dragged my face was underwater. I was pretty much blacked-out by then and then my hand let go of the rope. From what I saw of the footage I was unconscious. A couple of waves went over me and Carlos found me again and I was closer to the shore so he jumped off the ski and dragged me to the shore and CPR’d me and…uh… thank God he brought me back to life.

What’s your first memory after being revived? Faces. Just people and remembering that I had almost drowned and where I was and a lot of water, water, water. And I was throwing up. I mean, it took a long time in my brain to come back and for me to open my eyes but as soon as I did I kinda knew where I was because it was so salty and it was so wet. I just could tell I had just drowned.

And then what happened? Were you on the sand? I was on the sand. I was starting to come back to life and a huge surge, huge water, washed everyone again. Some guys held onto me, Carlos and another guy. A couple of cars got washed away. It was pretty hectic but they held onto me and then after that they CPR’d me again, I think.
Do you remember being in the ambulance? As soon as I opened my eyes I remember everything. Red Bull, who were on the cliff, called the fire station so the firemen came and grabbed me.

What were you thinking about in hospital? (Maya laughs in the breeziest and most surprising manner) That I was just lucky to be alive and I was lucky I train as much as I do and that I have the best partner in the world and that our efforts at the end of the day weren’t perfect but sometimes we make mistakes. But in the very end, we were able to save my life. And I think that’s what matters.

What mistakes did you make? How will you hit big waves next time after this experience? I’ll definitely use a different life jacket because I don’t want my life jacket to blow out. I don’t want to get 70-foot shorebreak waves on my head with no life jacket. Also, to have a second ski so everything’s not on Carlos’ hands because that’s a big responsibility if you’re dealing with 80-foot waves on a shorebreak. If everything you’ve got is one ski, even though he wants to save me as much as he wants, he can’t lose the ski. So there’s two worries there. If you have a second ski, you can risk a little more when the rescue happens. Other than that, I broke my leg on the wave, I just did my very best to get as close to the shore as I could so I could get rescued by him and hope to get CPR’d on the beach.
What’s it feel like when your leg gets busted by a wave? (Laughs!) Oh, I don’t even realise my leg was broken until later on. (Laughs!) My life was way more important! My lungs were way sorer than that!

Can you describe what it’s like to drown? It’s really tough. But it gets peaceful when you black out. When you’re gone, you’re gone. And I knew before I was gone I knew that the only thing I could do was to try my very hardest to get as close as I could to the shore so Carlos could do his part. And I did my part and he did his part. That’s how we work. I try my best and when he sees me he’ll make sure he doesn’t lose my body.

It’s a high-stakes game, ain’t it… Yeah, but that’s big-wave surfing when it’s 80-feet in the shorebreak, a beach break.

You had another near-death thang at Teahupoo, yeah? Um, to be honest, I must put down that experience a little bit after this one. I don’t think it was that bad…

But only with the benefit of hindsight… Yeah, I think this one was way more serious. People say I was unconscious at Teahupoo, and I wasn’t at all, I told everyone I wasn’t, but a lot of people claim that I was unconscious and it was a lie. But this time… I was unconscious.

Big-wave wrangling is an extraordinary biz… You know, it’s a risk when you’re willing to surf waves like that and you don’t have two people to rescue you, you only have one. I was by myself on 70, 80-foot waves for over 10 minutes. And it’s very very hard to survive with no life jacket.

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John John Florence and Gabriel Medina together forever.
John John Florence and Gabriel Medina together forever.

World Surf League in tatters as Gabriel Medina tells John John Florence he will join his adventure quest!

Mount up.

As the sun rose, this morning, I was expecting it to be accompanied by the guttural wail of surf fans suffering deeply from yesterday’s announcement that the most watchable surfer on earth was stepping away from the World Surf League’s 2025 season. John John Florence will not be taking his talents to Pipeline nor Abu Dhabi. No Cloudbreak, no Margaret, no Cobbled Stone and no Pipeline.

Surf fans forced to watch days upon days, hours upon hours, of Liam O’Brien and Marco Mignot instead.

World Surf League viewing is a chore during the best of times though generally punctuated with moments of respite which almost always include the three-time champion and his preternatural abilities to barrel, to air, to carve.

Now the only bit of light will be watching Filipe Toledo bobbing well out the back in plus-sized surf.

Sad in more ways than one.

You can imagine my shock, then, when surf fans appeared jubilant, not depressed, by Florence’s decision to leave off. Multiple applause hands and fire emojis under his post reading:

I want to create the time to explore, find new waves, and draw different lines. I intend to compete full on for another world title in 2026, but right now this idea of adventure and creatively pushing my surfing as far as possible is really exciting! The ocean is so big and there are so many different types of waves to explore. I’m stoked to be filming into some new projects and planning to share the amazing places we get to go along the way.

The World Surf League, itself, likely in tatters after Gabriel Medina commented “I will come join a surf trip with you.”

The other three-time champion is also sitting out the first half of the 2025 season due torn pectoral muscle but it certainly seems that the adventuring life is calling him, too. The constrictive singlet ripped away.

Which raises the question: would you rather watch edits of the world’s best surfers or heats with the world’s best surfers?

If the latter, what does that mean for the future of competitive professional surfing?

Hmmmm.

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Blood Feud: Surf icon Shaun Tomson vs Elon Musk haters!

“You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.”

The great Shaun Tomson, a slickly articulate and cruelly handsome man who redefined backside tuberiding at Pipeline in 1975 and who won a world title at twenty-two, has never been afraid to call a spade a spade, as the saying goes. 

A few years back, Tomson launched a wild harangue at the Australian surfer Noa Deane for his since redacted anti-WSL stance. Tomson, a clean-skin with a fiery anti-drugs stance and was once described by Kelly Slater as the “ultimate pro”, fumed.

“I’d love to see these wildcards, you know, the big mouths like Noa Deane, big mouth, I want to see that dude, give him a wildcard at ten-foot Pipe. I want to see Noa Deane with his big mouth come up against Italo Ferreira…

“Let me tell you, the dude will be savaged! He will be cryyyyying… with his body… he will be flayed. The guy’s got a big mouth and never stops whining about the WSL. Let’s see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up and put up or shut up!”

Since then he’s crossed swords with Ian Cairns, Christian Fletcher and the Yay Palestine crowd. 

Now, and accidentally it seems, Tomson has set off leftists worldwide with his fulsome praise of tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who is also, like Tomson, a South African.

Tomson posted a video of Elon along with the message, 

If you haven’t watched this remarkable video of Elon Musk, WATCH IT. An insight into a rare mind. He lays out the future.

The only question that stopped him in his tracks was this – Once robots can do everything better than humans, what will people do with their time?

Like him or not, he is a futurist and we better step there with our eyes open – this interview is an eye-opener.

Pretty milquetoast whatever your political stripe but it drove Tomson’s followers on Facebook crazy.

Almost one hundred furious comments.

For sure is a futurist, but he is also the one is also the one who spent words to support Alternative für Deutschland (AfD extreme right party, fascist/nazist) in Germany. Here in Europe the far right is growing, also in Italy, and this must be fought if we do not want history to repeat.

he’s destroying democracy in American…buying politicians to do his bidding. I wonder would you be ok with him doing that to your country…a place he left to become a US citizen

paving the road to dystopia. one crypto coin at a time. there’s nothing futuristic about a return to the late nineteenth century robber baron age. just because it looks futuristic doesn’t mean it is. a futurist is more like buckminster fuller or frank lloyd wright. musk is just a greedy douche. as long as humans don’t ride on his spaceships, designed and engineered by others with lack of attention to the kind of process required for man rated spaceflight, at least no one will get killed.

Maybe stick to surfing. This guy is a dangerous toxic narcissist just like the rapist he helped put in office. We need innovators in this country, not oligarchs.

Seriously? The guy is nuttier than a squirrel turd. Another billionaire with an overstimulated ego deciding what’s good for everyone else. No thanks.
Unfortunately, Musk may be a futurist, but in reality, his transphobic beliefs and conspiracy theories are dangerous. Also, he has no business in government. The creation of DOGE( Department of Governmental Elites), is an asinine attempt to reshape our democratic system of government into an autocratic oligarchy.
You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.
Question to the BTL crowd: are you sitting in your beanbag, picking the ham out of your blister pack and enjoying the show or are you in a terrific panic, convinced the end is nigh etc?
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