Feminist Justin Baldoni takes solace in
surf whilst vindictively suing Blake Lively for making fun of his
nose
By Chas Smith
Multitasking.
The rise of the male feminist has been one of
the brighter bits of the past few years. Men who have thrown off
outdated shackles and embraced no macho, anti-toxicity, living,
laughing, loving. Chief amongst them, of course, is the actor and
director Justin Baldoni.
The raven-haired 40-year-old has hosted a podcast about
challenging rigid gender roles and just directed the film It Ends
With Us which explores the themes of domestic violence and
emotional abuse.
“See if you can use the same qualities that you feel make you a
man to go deeper,” he declared in a now-famous TED talk on
redefining masculinity, continuing, “Your strength, your bravery,
your toughness: Are you brave enough to be vulnerable? Are you
strong enough to be sensitive? Are you confident enough to listen
to the women in your life?”
Well, his co-star Blake Lively sued him for “a
litany of sexist misdeeds, including pressuring her to be fully
nude in a scene, making sexual comments about her clothing,
improvising sexual behavior in front of the camera, and telling her
about his pornography addiction.”
He was strong enough to be sensitive and sue her right back for
for making fun of his nose. People Magazine
sharing, “In Baldoni’s $400 million lawsuit, which he
filed against Lively, her husband Ryan Reynolds, their publicist
Leslie Sloane and Sloane’s PR firm Vision PR, Inc in the Southern
District of New York on Thursday, Jan. 16, attorneys for Baldoni,
40, claimed that Lively, 37, joked that Baldoni ‘should get plastic
surgery’ while filming a scene for the movie.”
While you’d be forgiven for thinking that beating a woman up in
the court of public opinion and also the real court might be overly
exhausting, Baldoni is brave enough to be vulnerable and is
currently in Maui learning how to surf.
TMZ is
reporting he is “all smiles after hitting the ocean in
Maui, Hawaii, beaming and carrying a big green surfboard while on
vacation with his family.” Though he apparently ditched his family
for some time with the boys.
“We’re told Justin joined a group of dudes,” the celebrity new
source continued, “including a couple surf instructors and another
companion — for a lesson at Ukumehame Beach Park Monday.”
More than one surf instructor?
Very cool.
You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf, as they
say.
But back to you. If you were suing a woman for being mean about
your appearance whilst savaging her in the press, would you have
the energy to surf a big green surfboard?
Discuss.
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Kelly Slater wrote to Gabeira, "You are
unprepared. You are endangering people around you when they have to
go in and rescue in such scenarios. I think if you continue to
do what you’re doing, you’re gonna die. So I highly suggest you
stop."
Big-wave surfer Maya Gabeira, dubbed a
public menace by Laird Hamilton and Kelly Slater, quits
professional surfing
By Derek Rielly
"If you continue to do what you’re doing, you’re
gonna die. So I highly suggest you stop," said Kelly Slater.
The Brazilian big-wave chaser Maya Gabeira, famous for
being advised by Kelly Slater andLaird Hamiltonto quit
big-wave surfing before she or someone close to her died,
has officially quit competitive surfing.
The creator of the K2 Big-Wave Challenge and, more recently, the
Big Wave Challenge, Bill Sharp, reported the news on Instagram.
“Congratulations to @maya on her retirement from competitive big
wave surfing. She broke barriers and overcame adversity like no one
else in the game. Thank you Maya Gabeira for your many
contributions to the sport!”
In a now famous DM to Maya Gabeira from Kelly Slater he
wrote,
‘You are unprepared. You are endangering people around you when
they have to go in and rescue in such scenarios. I think if
you continue to do what you’re doing, you’re gonna die. So I highly
suggest you stop.’
When she got her stilt snapped at Nazaré and had to be revived
on the beach, Laird said she “didn’t have the skill to be surfing
in those conditions.”
After the leg break and temp drowning at Nazaré, I interviewed
Gabeira shortly after she got out of hozzy.
Reprinted below if you’ve got time to kill and you want to read
an 11-year-old interview.
Can you describe for me the jam y’got in… Yeah,
Carlos towed me into a really nice big left and on the third bump I
reckon I broke my ankle. When I fell that wipeout was ok. It was a
little bit of a hold-down. The second one was pretty strong and the
third one I think I was almost on the shorebreak and that was when
the problems started because it was really strong. It hit me on my
chest and it blew out my life jacket and it really hurt me. I went
down, down, down underwater with no air and seeing black. I was
basically going to black-out and somehow I made it up but when I
hit the surface everything went white so I didn’t have any vision.
But from what I saw on the footage, Carlos came twice to grab me
but I had no movement or reaction. Finally he yelled at me to grab
the rope and I grabbed the rope and I think that was my last little
bit of energy to get me maybe five or 10 feet away from the current
that was taking me into the rocks. But because I was being dragged
my face was underwater. I was pretty much blacked-out by then and
then my hand let go of the rope. From what I saw of the footage I
was unconscious. A couple of waves went over me and Carlos found me
again and I was closer to the shore so he jumped off the ski and
dragged me to the shore and CPR’d me and…uh… thank God he brought
me back to life.
What’s your first memory after being revived?
Faces. Just people and remembering that I had almost drowned and
where I was and a lot of water, water, water. And I was throwing
up. I mean, it took a long time in my brain to come back and for me
to open my eyes but as soon as I did I kinda knew where I was
because it was so salty and it was so wet. I just could tell I had
just drowned.
And then what happened? Were you on the sand? I
was on the sand. I was starting to come back to life and a huge
surge, huge water, washed everyone again. Some guys held onto me,
Carlos and another guy. A couple of cars got washed away. It was
pretty hectic but they held onto me and then after that they CPR’d
me again, I think.
Do you remember being in the ambulance? As soon as I opened my eyes
I remember everything. Red Bull, who were on the cliff, called the
fire station so the firemen came and grabbed me.
What were you thinking about in
hospital? (Maya laughs in the breeziest and most
surprising manner) That I was just lucky to be alive and I was
lucky I train as much as I do and that I have the best partner in
the world and that our efforts at the end of the day weren’t
perfect but sometimes we make mistakes. But in the very end, we
were able to save my life. And I think that’s what matters.
What mistakes did you make? How will you hit
big waves next time after this experience? I’ll definitely use a
different life jacket because I don’t want my life jacket to blow
out. I don’t want to get 70-foot shorebreak waves on my head with
no life jacket. Also, to have a second ski so everything’s not on
Carlos’ hands because that’s a big responsibility if you’re dealing
with 80-foot waves on a shorebreak. If everything you’ve got is one
ski, even though he wants to save me as much as he wants, he can’t
lose the ski. So there’s two worries there. If you have a second
ski, you can risk a little more when the rescue happens. Other than
that, I broke my leg on the wave, I just did my very best to get as
close to the shore as I could so I could get rescued by him and
hope to get CPR’d on the beach.
What’s it feel like when your leg gets busted by a wave? (Laughs!)
Oh, I don’t even realise my leg was broken until later on.
(Laughs!) My life was way more important! My lungs were way sorer
than that!
Can you describe what it’s like to drown? It’s
really tough. But it gets peaceful when you black out. When you’re
gone, you’re gone. And I knew before I was gone I knew that the
only thing I could do was to try my very hardest to get as close as
I could to the shore so Carlos could do his part. And I did my part
and he did his part. That’s how we work. I try my best and when he
sees me he’ll make sure he doesn’t lose my body.
It’s a high-stakes game, ain’t it… Yeah, but
that’s big-wave surfing when it’s 80-feet in the shorebreak, a
beach break.
You had another near-death thang at Teahupoo,
yeah? Um, to be honest, I must put down that experience a
little bit after this one. I don’t think it was that bad…
But only with the benefit of hindsight… Yeah, I
think this one was way more serious. People say I was unconscious
at Teahupoo, and I wasn’t at all, I told everyone I wasn’t, but a
lot of people claim that I was unconscious and it was a lie. But
this time… I was unconscious.
Big-wave wrangling is an extraordinary biz… You
know, it’s a risk when you’re willing to surf waves like that and
you don’t have two people to rescue you, you only have one. I was
by myself on 70, 80-foot waves for over 10 minutes. And it’s very
very hard to survive with no life jacket.
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Live Chat: SLO Cal Open at Pismo Beach QS
3000 Day 3!
By Chas Smith
Be careful what you wish for...
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John John Florence and Gabriel Medina together
forever.
World Surf League in tatters as Gabriel
Medina tells John John Florence he will join his adventure
quest!
By Chas Smith
Mount up.
As the sun rose, this morning, I was expecting
it to be accompanied by the guttural wail of surf fans suffering
deeply from yesterday’s announcement that the most watchable surfer
on earth was stepping away from the World Surf League’s 2025
season. John John Florence will not be taking his talents to
Pipeline nor Abu Dhabi. No Cloudbreak, no Margaret, no Cobbled
Stone and no Pipeline.
Surf fans forced to watch days upon days, hours upon hours, of
Liam O’Brien and Marco Mignot instead.
World Surf League viewing is a chore during the best of times
though generally punctuated with moments of respite which almost
always include the three-time champion and his preternatural
abilities to barrel, to air, to carve.
Now the only bit of light will be watching Filipe Toledo bobbing
well out the back in plus-sized surf.
Sad in more ways than one.
You can imagine my shock, then, when surf fans appeared
jubilant, not depressed, by Florence’s decision to leave off.
Multiple applause hands and fire emojis under his post reading:
I want to create the time to explore, find new waves, and
draw different lines. I intend to compete full on for another world
title in 2026, but right now this idea of adventure and creatively
pushing my surfing as far as possible is really exciting! The ocean
is so big and there are so many different types of waves to
explore. I’m stoked to be filming into some new projects and
planning to share the amazing places we get to go along the
way.
The World Surf League, itself, likely in tatters after Gabriel
Medina commented “I will come join a surf trip with you.”
The other three-time champion is also sitting out the first half
of the 2025 season due torn pectoral muscle but it certainly seems
that the adventuring life is calling him, too. The constrictive
singlet ripped away.
Which raises the question: would you rather watch edits of the
world’s best surfers or heats with the world’s best surfers?
If the latter, what does that mean for the future of competitive
professional surfing?
Hmmmm.
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Elon Musk and Shaun Tomson, dance to beat of
same drum.
Blood Feud: Surf icon Shaun Tomson vs Elon
Musk haters!
By Derek Rielly
“You might be proud of your fellow South African
but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.”
The great Shaun Tomson, a slickly articulate and cruelly
handsome man who redefined backside tuberiding at Pipeline in 1975
and who won a world title at twenty-two, has never been afraid
to call a spade a spade, as the saying goes.
“I’d love to see these wildcards, you know, the big mouths like
Noa Deane, big mouth, I want to see that dude, give him a wildcard
at ten-foot Pipe. I want to see Noa Deane with his big mouth come
up against Italo Ferreira…
“Let me tell you, the dude will be savaged! He will be
cryyyyying… with his body… he will be flayed. The
guy’s got a big mouth and never stops whining about the WSL. Let’s
see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up
and put up or shut up!”
Tomson posted a video of Elon along with the
message,
If you haven’t watched this remarkable video of Elon Musk,
WATCH IT.An insight into a rare mind. He lays out the
future.
The only question that stopped him in his tracks was this –
Once robots can do everything better than humans, what will people
do with their time?
Like him or not, he is a futurist and we better step there
with our eyes open – this interview is an eye-opener.
Pretty milquetoast whatever your political stripe but it drove
Tomson’s followers on Facebook crazy.
Almost one hundred furious comments.
For sure is a futurist, but he is also the one is also the
one who spent words to support Alternative für Deutschland (AfD
extreme right party, fascist/nazist) in Germany. Here in Europe the
far right is growing, also in Italy, and this must be fought if we
do not want history to repeat.
he’s destroying democracy in American…buying politicians to
do his bidding. I wonder would you be ok with him doing that to
your country…a place he left to become a US citizen
paving the road to dystopia. one crypto coin at a time.
there’s nothing futuristic about a return to the late nineteenth
century robber baron age. just because it looks futuristic doesn’t
mean it is. a futurist is more like buckminster fuller or frank
lloyd wright. musk is just a greedy douche. as long as humans don’t
ride on his spaceships, designed and engineered by others with lack
of attention to the kind of process required for man rated
spaceflight, at least no one will get killed.
Maybe stick to surfing. This guy is a dangerous toxic
narcissist just like the rapist he helped put in office. We need
innovators in this country, not oligarchs.
Seriously? The guy is nuttier than a squirrel
turd. Another billionaire with an overstimulated ego deciding
what’s good for everyone else. No thanks.
Unfortunately, Musk may be a futurist, but in
reality, his transphobic beliefs and conspiracy theories are
dangerous. Also, he has no business in government. The creation of
DOGE( Department of Governmental Elites), is an asinine attempt to
reshape our democratic system of government into an autocratic
oligarchy.
You might be proud of your fellow South African
but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.
Question to the BTL crowd: are you sitting in your
beanbag, picking the ham out of your blister pack and enjoying the
show or are you in a terrific panic, convinced the end is nigh
etc?
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