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Blood Feud: Surf icon Shaun Tomson vs Elon Musk haters!

“You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.”

The great Shaun Tomson, a slickly articulate and cruelly handsome man who redefined backside tuberiding at Pipeline in 1975 and who won a world title at twenty-two, has never been afraid to call a spade a spade, as the saying goes. 

A few years back, Tomson launched a wild harangue at the Australian surfer Noa Deane for his since redacted anti-WSL stance. Tomson, a clean-skin with a fiery anti-drugs stance and was once described by Kelly Slater as the “ultimate pro”, fumed.

“I’d love to see these wildcards, you know, the big mouths like Noa Deane, big mouth, I want to see that dude, give him a wildcard at ten-foot Pipe. I want to see Noa Deane with his big mouth come up against Italo Ferreira…

“Let me tell you, the dude will be savaged! He will be cryyyyying… with his body… he will be flayed. The guy’s got a big mouth and never stops whining about the WSL. Let’s see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up and put up or shut up!”

Since then he’s crossed swords with Ian Cairns, Christian Fletcher and the Yay Palestine crowd. 

Now, and accidentally it seems, Tomson has set off leftists worldwide with his fulsome praise of tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who is also, like Tomson, a South African.

Tomson posted a video of Elon along with the message, 

If you haven’t watched this remarkable video of Elon Musk, WATCH IT. An insight into a rare mind. He lays out the future.

The only question that stopped him in his tracks was this – Once robots can do everything better than humans, what will people do with their time?

Like him or not, he is a futurist and we better step there with our eyes open – this interview is an eye-opener.

Pretty milquetoast whatever your political stripe but it drove Tomson’s followers on Facebook crazy.

Almost one hundred furious comments.

For sure is a futurist, but he is also the one is also the one who spent words to support Alternative für Deutschland (AfD extreme right party, fascist/nazist) in Germany. Here in Europe the far right is growing, also in Italy, and this must be fought if we do not want history to repeat.

he’s destroying democracy in American…buying politicians to do his bidding. I wonder would you be ok with him doing that to your country…a place he left to become a US citizen

paving the road to dystopia. one crypto coin at a time. there’s nothing futuristic about a return to the late nineteenth century robber baron age. just because it looks futuristic doesn’t mean it is. a futurist is more like buckminster fuller or frank lloyd wright. musk is just a greedy douche. as long as humans don’t ride on his spaceships, designed and engineered by others with lack of attention to the kind of process required for man rated spaceflight, at least no one will get killed.

Maybe stick to surfing. This guy is a dangerous toxic narcissist just like the rapist he helped put in office. We need innovators in this country, not oligarchs.

Seriously? The guy is nuttier than a squirrel turd. Another billionaire with an overstimulated ego deciding what’s good for everyone else. No thanks.
Unfortunately, Musk may be a futurist, but in reality, his transphobic beliefs and conspiracy theories are dangerous. Also, he has no business in government. The creation of DOGE( Department of Governmental Elites), is an asinine attempt to reshape our democratic system of government into an autocratic oligarchy.
You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.
Question to the BTL crowd: are you sitting in your beanbag, picking the ham out of your blister pack and enjoying the show or are you in a terrific panic, convinced the end is nigh etc?
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Dogsnuts

Oh dear Jen, thank you for not only tolerating my degeneracy, but to be encouraging it also and demonstrating how much of a saint you are 🙂
Xox

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

She was the one who was licking?!?

Dogsnuts

Hey mate, be very careful when mentioning our dearest contributor.
Xox

Independent Bald Bomber

Why do so many of you decide whether someone is a good person based on whether they do or do not agree with you politically? It’s so embarrassing.

My opinion of him has not changed one bit from when I thought he was a left wing lunatic, until now, when we know he is a right wing retard.

That opinion, is that he is a blowhard who consistently takes credit for other people’s work, while whining like a bitch whenever anyone even mildly criticizes him. His ego is so enormous that no matter what he does he demands the world deem it world-changing. Don’t like Tesla, you are a climate change criminal. Don’t like Space x, you want humanity to end when a space object collides with earth. Don’t like X, you hate free speech. Think having the world’s richest person driving politics in this nation is a bad idea, you are anti-American and are hoping for societal collapse. It’s exactly like criticizing a four year old.

Not to mention the endless weird shit about him, including the fact that his nieces/nephews are also his half-siblings. (For those that don’t know, Elon’s father married Elon’s strep-sister that he raised from a little girl.)

Mike

“Think having the world’s richest person driving politics in this nation is a bad idea, you are anti-American and are hoping for societal collapse”

Yes. We had that with George Sorros and now his son.

What we like about Elon is he was Red Pilled and now America First.

Independent Bald Bomber

Sure, that’s what’s happening. He’s a mess, who only cares about himself and his insatiable appetite for attention.

See how your only retort is to bring up Soros? You are all conditioned to think anyone who disagrees with you about anything has to be on the other side. I don’t have a fucking side. I evaluate each issue and each person based on my own thoughts/beliefs, as convoluted as they may be.

BTW I think Soros was/is a net negative for this country. How is it that you can clearly see the issues with Soros, but see Elon as an avatar of all that is good?

Just like the left fell in love with Liz Cheney, a far right politico who they embraced because she hates Trump, you’re side is now embracing a far left weirdo like gabbard and an even further left bigger whacko like RFK.

Mike

Elon or Tulsi haven’t fucked us over yet

Barrelled

You had me, then lost me.

Picard Madeoff

Speaking of the former Elon faithful, this bumper sticker is showing up across tbe country https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barton Lins

I see a looser seeking for an audience… Go surf, or go to school.

Ali Reid

Call “a spade a spade” Hahaha! South African use another epithet.

Dogsnuts

Elon got his teeth lasered and some robot to wipe his bum and called the morning a success!
Xox

Dogsnuts

Has ever been coned off his dial, layed the hammer on a solid end seggy with speed and his foot on the most splendid section of his tailpad? Has he ripped a bong to perfection before executing a sublime jump off to an empty point break in the dark blue hues of an early spring morning. Has he ripped a burnout in a V8 five speed manual on the bitumen of a secluded carpark after a life altering abseiling sesh to a slab?
Has a he had a cute girl willingly and enthusiastically lick his bumhole after a drunken sheepish prompting?!
No, this cunt is not living BG’s. We are. We are the futurists by being the nowists.
Love all fucken freaks to bits.
Xox

Rocks local

chasing that comment of the year crown ha ha

ValiantScorn

Him, and Twillsy are def in the lead….

Dogsnuts

Just flowing the truth mate.
Xox

Low wide stinkbug stance

Haha you just know that’s going to the BG manifesto page.

Dogsnuts

BG’s, let us pray!
Xox

Com Turren

Etch this in stone

Happy Camper

I read this in the voice of Dennis Hoppers character in Apocalypse Now.

“I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s… he’s a great man! “I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas.“

you are a poet warrior in the classic sense
well done.

Dogsnuts

Thanks mate, just trying to maintain the fabric of our community here.
Xox

Sellme fitzgobbins

Not to mention his fake hair .
That being said I’d rather hang out with Elon than Shaun if I was forced to chose

Happy Camper

Dear World,
Welcome to MAGA!
https://youtu.be/Ueivjr3f8xg

tim_nelsen

spandex (X) jackets for everyone!

Happy Camper

on of the funniest comments ever:
Musk may be a futurist, but in reality, his transphobic beliefs and conspiracy theories are dangerous.

“dangerous”?
a futurist believes humankind can survive and that there is a future.
an LGBTQ supporter, supports the elimination of the future of humankind.

how can humankind survive without procreation?
women banging other women with dildos, and men riding the coal train with other men produces nothing. it is the end of humankind.

Dogsnuts

Riding the coal train 🥲☺️🥹😍
Xox

Abscessed Llama

We should question his intent..

Noncompetitor

Then so are condoms

Picard Madeoff

Love the IGY inclusion! Crazy times indeed!

tim_nelsen

Z then & now. what a beautiful world this would be

catsarenotforeating

here here 🤙🏽

Happy Camper

Musk: autistic Nazi Zionist, far right extremist white supremacy, ethno supremacist fascist.

I do not think these words mean what you think they mean.

Barton Lins

Go to the streets, and start a riot. But leave BG please. Already plenty of idiots here. We don’t need one more.

Barrelled

Maybe try logging more than 80 posts before you start claiming “we” and speaking for the commenters on BG.

Barton Lins

there are rules now? Feeling blue?

Barrelled

There have always been 3 unwritten rules. Rule #1 is never upvote your own post. Rule #2 is don’t try to be the overseer when you have only been posting for a month. Rule #3 is see rule #1 and #2. And if you don’t know who LGR, Bexy, VONR, and CkT are you are in violation of all the rules.

Barton Lins

i hate locals. And rules. and people who like to give serious opinion on this ridiculous chats. I come here for laughs and to see how is it possible that the Surf world has so many Intelectuals… Com Turren and that Voice of whatever are the worst… been here since the Caveira days, BRO.

Mcsippa

To start with the lower class will be exterminated, but they will keep the lower middle and middle class, so we can still idolize the upperclass for their superiority and to buy their products

Low wide stinkbug stance

Elon is great, until you get to that point when you realise he’s fucking nuts.

Shaun is just an ageing boomer who has lost his capacity to self evaluate because the older you get the harder it is.

Better to stick to being a marriage celebrant.

ValiantScorn

About 20 years from now, these two dudes won’t be allowed in their homeland….

Noncompetitor

I fully support Musk’s mission to Mars, hopefully he will stay there

Dogsnuts

I hope he goes to Uranus!
Xox

Durban Poison

He already has his head up Donaldsanus.

Barrelled

Its hard to argue against the guy being a genius in relation to forward thinking for technology. Neuralink is some crazy shit to think of. His Mars thing is a load of shit as it’s difficult to see humans living in an atmosphere without oxygen but maybe. When it comes to politics though, he is not a genius and has no idea what the hell is talking about. Just the richest guy in the world buying himself control and more money. And socially, yeah-gotta be on the spectrum.

Barton Lins

And you are just a Surfer who knows shit, but loves an audience.

Barrelled

Did you go to special school or something? Surfer is not a proper noun and BG is not audience, more like a bunch or derelict’s.

Barton Lins

Go get Barreled. Sure you are better than at politics

Picard Madeoff

Having watched the Elon show since he gained control of Tesla pre-IPO, I’m curious as to which part of Barrelled’s post you disagree with as I see it as mostly spot on. Now I might diverge from Barrelled on Elon’s politics as Elon sucked the Dems dry of subsidies and other favors while adeptly moved to the other side of the aisle when he realized the Dems were turning on him. And of course, moving the domicile of Tesla to the more favorable state of Texas offers a masterclass in corporate gamesmanship whether you worship or loathe Elon.

Barrelled

I think he is still mad that I pointed out the loathing feeling of encountering Brazzos (accidentally wrote Russian but that fits too) and Israelis while travelling so he lashes out with these ridiculous posts but appears to only know the word audience in English so he tries to use that as some sort of weapon.

Picard Madeoff

THIS is why we hit BG daily.

Barrelled

You gotta admit its pretty entertaining watching the right embrace all these tech guy nerds that they used to hate when they backed the Dem/left agenda. I mean, come on. How many times did we hear fuck Zuck from conservatives, now he is the hero. Fuck me.

Rocks local

the net worth of these guys is really insane. I’ve always been in the camp of whatever you can earn you should be able to keep, but the numbers now are so far off the spectrum it’s just hard to fathom how it doesn’t lead to total revolt by the W2 class in the relatively near future.

Picard Madeoff

Politics makes for strange bedfellows and I love the current theater. I’m not an Elon fan but I do appreciate most of what he’s accomplished. Now the battle for AI and chip supremacy truly begins. The smug silicone valley cunts are now worshipping at Elon’s knees and they will keep the change.

Mike

Fucked Newsom raw with that move.

Picard Madeoff

But at least Newsom’s hair remained perfect…

Durban Poison

The sooner the better.

tim_nelsen

FUCK JB~

He’s the reason we do…

Upset normal reason, and common sense, too…

In the media…

We lie…

For making a small buck…

For the big guys…that handle the pressure…

The future…their karma…they’ll die…

I hope…

Cause they never surfed…

Cause the stoner’s did…

Locked in Berkeley Student Advisory Bldg…
HELP!

Otto
Barrelled

The most frightening thing about this is that people actually think Don Jr, Eric, and Barron are all potential future presidents. That is some scary shit to be kowtowing to a fucking 18 yr old kid who has no experience with the world whatsoever.

Abscessed Llama

Was at cloud 9 way early 2000’s and an older Aussie ex pat questioned me and it always stuck. “How does the greatest country in the world elect the son of a former president?” ..

Barrelled

Been happening since 1825.

Abscessed Llama

Does it mean it’s right?

Barrelled

Nope

Rocks local

the same way Minnesota elected a pro wrestler to run their state

Barrelled

Well, California had the ex-bodybuilder and Terminator franchise lead. And don’t forget Ronnie Reagan.

Rocks local

Reagan was something. One of his bios tells a story about him giving the commencement speech at one of his kids graduation. Then later in the reception line his kid comes by to shake his hand and Reagan asks the kid where he lives etc and the kid says, ‘dad, it’s me!’ Lol

Abscessed Llama

Wasn’t he ex navy too? Just think children of ex presidents need not apply. We have enough nepotism..

Otto

No one is kowtowing to an 18 year-old. We’re just pointing out that attempting to assassinate his father twice will motivate a young man.

Barrelled

Who the hell is we? And what is your video supposed to show? I don’t really hear him say a thing. Looks more like some AI thing than motivation. Are you implying that decrepit old Biden tried to assassinate your jebus?

Otto

We’re here for you Barrelled. Beach Grit. We’re here for you.

Barrelled

Thanks Ben, It’s really important for me to have that.

Otto

Bellamy Salute

tim_nelsen

Lip reader suggests Obama asked Bush how they could ‘stop what’s happening’ at Trump’s inauguration. michele told him to say that?

Otto

Bush looked like he had eaten one too many edibles.

tim_nelsen

library…

Otto

SyFy section?

tim_nelsen

chart house vta~

tim_nelsen
Otto

looks like some ancient version of a horseshoe crab

tim_nelsen

la jolla shores clams. when they were young…watch for whales!

tim_nelsen

what we talkin ’bout. send post cards. halllmark quality~

tim_nelsen

barbara warned him…chinese snails~ and avoid alcohol~he;ll puke…

tim_nelsen

code red: put a ‘halt on 47th pres gear via spam~”

Mike

TDS and second hand TDS… TDS adjacent. All the unnecessary suffering.😅


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