Blood Feud: Surf icon Shaun Tomson vs Elon Musk haters!

“You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.”

The great Shaun Tomson, a slickly articulate and cruelly handsome man who redefined backside tuberiding at Pipeline in 1975 and who won a world title at twenty-two, has never been afraid to call a spade a spade, as the saying goes. 

A few years back, Tomson launched a wild harangue at the Australian surfer Noa Deane for his since redacted anti-WSL stance. Tomson, a clean-skin with a fiery anti-drugs stance and was once described by Kelly Slater as the “ultimate pro”, fumed.

“I’d love to see these wildcards, you know, the big mouths like Noa Deane, big mouth, I want to see that dude, give him a wildcard at ten-foot Pipe. I want to see Noa Deane with his big mouth come up against Italo Ferreira…

“Let me tell you, the dude will be savaged! He will be cryyyyying… with his body… he will be flayed. The guy’s got a big mouth and never stops whining about the WSL. Let’s see that dude step up! People just let these dudes chirp. Step up and put up or shut up!”

Since then he’s crossed swords with Ian Cairns, Christian Fletcher and the Yay Palestine crowd. 

Now, and accidentally it seems, Tomson has set off leftists worldwide with his fulsome praise of tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who is also, like Tomson, a South African.

Tomson posted a video of Elon along with the message, 

If you haven’t watched this remarkable video of Elon Musk, WATCH IT. An insight into a rare mind. He lays out the future.

The only question that stopped him in his tracks was this – Once robots can do everything better than humans, what will people do with their time?

Like him or not, he is a futurist and we better step there with our eyes open – this interview is an eye-opener.

Pretty milquetoast whatever your political stripe but it drove Tomson’s followers on Facebook crazy.

Almost one hundred furious comments.

For sure is a futurist, but he is also the one is also the one who spent words to support Alternative für Deutschland (AfD extreme right party, fascist/nazist) in Germany. Here in Europe the far right is growing, also in Italy, and this must be fought if we do not want history to repeat.

he’s destroying democracy in American…buying politicians to do his bidding. I wonder would you be ok with him doing that to your country…a place he left to become a US citizen

paving the road to dystopia. one crypto coin at a time. there’s nothing futuristic about a return to the late nineteenth century robber baron age. just because it looks futuristic doesn’t mean it is. a futurist is more like buckminster fuller or frank lloyd wright. musk is just a greedy douche. as long as humans don’t ride on his spaceships, designed and engineered by others with lack of attention to the kind of process required for man rated spaceflight, at least no one will get killed.

Maybe stick to surfing. This guy is a dangerous toxic narcissist just like the rapist he helped put in office. We need innovators in this country, not oligarchs.

Seriously? The guy is nuttier than a squirrel turd. Another billionaire with an overstimulated ego deciding what’s good for everyone else. No thanks.
Unfortunately, Musk may be a futurist, but in reality, his transphobic beliefs and conspiracy theories are dangerous. Also, he has no business in government. The creation of DOGE( Department of Governmental Elites), is an asinine attempt to reshape our democratic system of government into an autocratic oligarchy.
You might be proud of your fellow South African but you are venturing out on thin ice with this post.
Question to the BTL crowd: are you sitting in your beanbag, picking the ham out of your blister pack and enjoying the show or are you in a terrific panic, convinced the end is nigh etc?
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Kelly Slater greatest surfer ever
"I committed my life to this," says Kelly Slater, saviour of the 2025 tour.

Can 53-year-old Kelly Slater save pro surfing after sport loses its three biggest stars?

No John John Florence, no Gabriel Medina, no Stephanie Gilmore but yes Kelly Slater!

To the surprise of no one, John John Florence and Stephanie Gilmore have joined Gabriel Medina on the sidelines for the 2025 season. 

John John, who turns thirty-three this year, had been laying a trail of crumbs for months, telling Jamie O’Brien and Mason Ho a few weeks back that his biz Florence Marine X would be better served if he travelled instead of competed. 

Stephanie Gilmore, thirty-seven, saw the graffiti all over the wall last year, took a sabbatical, then saw Caity Simmers’ new edit on BeachGrit yesterday and went, ooowee, I’m out for 2025, too. 

In a press release so bloodless and mired in PR speak even an AI bot wouldn’t take credit for it Gilmore said,

“This time will allow me to focus on healing from some lingering injuries and redirect my energy toward continuing my adventures of surfing around the globe. I’m deeply grateful for the unwavering support of my sponsors, and I wish all the athletes on tour the best of luck this season!”

The triple world champ Gabriel Medina, as you know, busted a titty in a wipeout at a Sao Paulo beach break, went under the knife and may, or may not, be back in time for a cameo at Teahupoo in August. 

The dramatic departures of the sport’s three biggest stars will diminish further an already diminished interest in the sport. 

Unless? 

Unless. 

Kelly Slater, who is a couple of weeks short of fifty-three, has shucked retirement for the twenty-sixth consecutive year and scooped up a wildcard into the Lexus Pipe Pro, which begins shortly.

Given he waltzed through the pack two years ago, rimming Backdoor for nines to win an unlikely 56th grand slam, what chance do you give that Slater wins, or comes close, commits to one more season on tour, finishes top five and holds that crown aloft in Fiji? 

Unlikely, yeah, but the possibility would make the tour a little more interesting.

Or maybe tragic as the old man carts his rusted frame from Abu Dhabi to Tahiti.

Where do you sit? A slow moving tragedy or a fizzing inspiration?

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John John Florence makes it official, steps away from World Surf League Championship Tour

Three and free.

Rumors have been percolating ever since the former prodigy, and current world’s favorite surfer, hoisted his third World Surf League Championship Tour cup above his head on Lower Trestles’ cobbled stone at the end of the 2024 season. While certain Brazilians wished to put an asterisk behind the feat due little wave wizard Filipe Toledo’s mental break, most applauded broadly.

A major accomplishment.

Though whispers, again, began directly that it would be Florence’s last go around. Those hushed voices grew louder, during the offseason, as the scraggly blonde refused to fully commit to a fourth title try and louder still after his longtime coach, Ross Williams, announced he was through.

Now, all fears confirmed as the North Shore legend, himself, has taken to his Florence brand to declare:

“I am excited to share my plans for 2025 – I’m going to spend the year exploring full-time, and looking to push my surfing as far as it will go.” – John John Florence

Do you have thoughts?

Sadness?

Happiness for the aforementioned brave coward?

Share with friends.

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Camp 1 submits evidence.
Camp 1 submits evidence.

Surf world breaks into wild polarization after comic book publisher releases controversial new logo

"We're surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can."

We live in polarized days, broadly, though the surf world has been much insulated from the pitched partisanship haunting politics or sick-and-ball sport. Surfers, by and large, agree on basic fundamental principles. There are too many other surfers out there, for example, and the majority of them are kooks.

Well, the detente took a hard turn, yesterday, with surfers across the spectrum splitting into camps and digging right in. The explosion of sectarianism not at all related to a changing of the guard in the United States but rather IDW Comics’ controversial logo change.

New logo, who dis?
New logo, who dis?

The publisher, founded in 1999 and holder of the GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and Star Trek titles amongst others, unveiled the artwork and received massive criticism from the general comic book reading public. VP of marketing, Aub Driver, became frustrated with the haters and released a scathing statement in defense, reading:

Hold on to your hot takes, because its official—we’re shaking things up! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill slapdash logo; we’re ushering in a whole new era with a logo so bold it practically leaps off the page and into your imagination.

We’re not just sprucing up a color scheme: we’re revamping, reinvigorating. and hitting the refresh button so hard it might just break. This isn’t a change of clothes—it’s our battle armor as we gear up for the next 25 years. Why? Because at IDW—short for “Idea and Design Works.” remember?—we’re all about big swings and even bigger ideas.

Our new logo isn’t just a fancy set of letters in a font type; it’s a unique symbol calling out to every reader to try something different. It declares that IDW isn’t only present in the comics industry; we’re leading the charge. We’re surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can.

Surfers, worldwide, breaking hard.

One group insisting that “surfing the rogue wave — backward” a clear reference to backdooring a section.

The other demanding that it means surfing switch.

Which side do you find yourself upon?

Please make your case.

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John John Florence reveals the paralysis that almost ended his career, “I couldn’t even think of standing up on a wave”

"You’re spiralling on it. You get so lost in it. I don’t know what I want to be. It’s crazy how it just stops you."

Can you believe it’s already been there years since BeachGrit outed the world champion surfer Barton Lynch as a filthy loot-the-rich Communist bastard, which you can read here, and which was swiftly refuted, here? 

Barton Lynch, an energetic sixty one year old with one fake hip and another on its way, famously clinched the 1988 world title at perfect eight-to-twelve-foot Pipeline, denying silly Tom Carroll a third crown.  

He was the sport’s most popular broadcaster before being dumped by the WSL for his role in the activist group Voices4Choices which, correctly as it turns out, questioned  vaccine mandates and the role of government during the COVID pandemic. 

Always in a good humour, Barton’s painstaking observation skills re: surfing are clear in his podcast series The Stoked Bloke. As an interviewer, he has the ability to shake loose his guests inhibitions without the need to swing a heavy hammer.

Barton allows his guests to settle into familiar foxholes while his questions circle overhead. 

Today’s interview guest John John Florence reveals the paralysis he felt amid the tension of competition. 

“You’re spiralling on it. You go to stand up on a wave in a heat and, I don’t even know what to do right now. You get so lost in it. The year before last year, I had a couple of heats where I was so tense and caught up in the storylines of what I was and the injuries, all these things mixed up. I couldn’t even move. I couldn’t even think about standing up on a wave and going, ‘I’m going to do a turn.’ What turn do I do? I don’t know what I want to be. It’s crazy how it just  stops you.”

Essential.

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