"Just before I rip your arm off, I'll put my balls on your face for good measure."
BeachGrit’s Surfival League is back for the fifth year and this year we getting a little girly.
See, not only are we readying to kick off the famously ruthless Surfival League that follows the Men’s Tour, but this year we’re launching the inaugural Women’s Surfival League.
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If you’re new here, Surfival League is simplified Fantasy Surfer garlanded with money and gifts.
Your mission?
Pick one surfer to advance past the Round of 32 (Round of 16 on Women’s Side) for each event on the WSL’s Championship Tour.
You can only pick each surfer once per season. Last person standing wins.
Prizes?
We got sweet grift.
You put $25 in the till to get access to both leagues. The winner gets $7k + 3 PANDA surfboards on the Men’s Side. Winner of the Women’s Side loads up $1k and 1 PANDA surfboard.
Past winners include a contractor from Colorado, a world champion paraplegic surfer, a “fireball” advertising executive from LA who credited BeachGrit commenters for his win, and a skipper from Australia.
World champ CJ Hobgood got second the inaugural year although has fared poorly ever since.
Past blood feuds include the Surfival Gods getting threatened by Joel Tudor who wrote “just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your face for good measure”
Are you ready to vye for the Surfival Crown?
Head on over to the Surfival League and join today and make your Pipeline pick.
Picks due Jan 28th.
See you out there.
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Fuck she loves a whinge..
calling out a steely dan w/e LGR, ScottSanDiego. bex. Metz…tacos tuesdays/ al pastor! corn!
This feels like charitable giving to me. I give $25 year in and year out in hopes that it goes to someone in need. I lose the 1st or 2nd event consistently like the universe knows I do not need 3 more surfboards.
ah 3 x more for the men than the women…ouch….where’s the equality and uproar for being the misogynistic WSL?
I’m thinking about just burning a twenty dollar bill and calling it a day.
Guess it’s time for my annual reminder why I don’t gamble
SportsGrit “built for losers”
Only 3 boards? I’d probably join if it was 4 boards…
Shut up and take my money… again.
Hard pass. Fuck this guy and his garbage league.
Mmmmm….panda is good eatin’.
neil young>
Does this pay out in Yank dollars or that toilet paper from Australia
NZ pesos actually, wait, is the Oz dollar worse than that? We are so fucked here! Hey big business! Come here and fleece out shit for fuck all! Pay no taxes! Blame immigrants and dole bludgers for our predicament!
Xox
For those WSL & old school Fantasy SURFER players… Beach Grit clubs set up below.
WSL https://ctfantasy.worldsurfleague.com/group/174321/join?mp=
SURFER https://fantasy.surfer.com/club/?id=10027
no sex, drugs, politics or gambling on my programming.
Sal steff and Slater are choices again, lol.
Gabby too!, to be fair Sal is back on tour.
I think they’re all in pipe except gabby. Maybe I’m wrong, was more joking about all these surfers clinging on to the tour.
I thought they just haven’t updated the picks yet. But looking again our boy Slater might’ve wrangled a wildcard!
Uh oh
Look out for the backlash against the unequal men’s and women’s purses.
Lucy’ll be pounding those keys hard tonight…
oh well~ https://youtu.be/0yq-Fw7C26Y?si=PT6LzznRGtMPaKko
Torn between two stories, Hamas’ glorious victory in Gaza/Israel and pay discrepancy on BeachGrit!
There’s BG pay to be discrepant about ?
Can I have some for typing ‘discrepant’ ?
page us collectively, selectively, neutrality and dance like you mean it`
A no lose situation, as long as you can somehow insert Ms Small into the convo.
XXX CUNTS…
At least someone’s getting pounded