“Just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your forehead for good measure…”
Even with the moans and bucking from yesterday’s blood feud still reverberating through the surf world, we can report the snow blond surfing champ Joel Tudor has opened a new online front with back-to-back insults on Instagram today.
“This is what longboarding looks like to me.”
Joel Tudor likes this response.
“You’re not wrong,” says the forty-seven-year-old daddy of two and holder of three world longboarding titles. “It’s what the majority of longboarding looks like to me as well.”
Much agreement etc.
The conversation takes a turn, however, when the BeachGrit commenter, or former BeachGrit commenter, Wiggolly’s Paddling Style takes a swing at Joel Tudor’s fav sport.
“This is what jiujitsu looks like to me mate. I’ll snap ya,” he writes.
Joel Tudor replies, “I found your mom.”
Surfival League’s Taylor Lobdell writes, “You don’t like getting a sweaty dudes foot in your face? What’s wrong with you?”
And, here, Joel Tudor pulls the trigger, baring his teeth you would imagine in an awful smile.
“Just before I rip your arm off , I’ll put my balls on your forehead for good measure….its called t-bagging pre shoulder surgery –you can place bets on how long it’ll take…”
To which Wiggly replies,
“Can’t really see the point in paying $45 per session to take turns cuddling a bloke wearing a dressing gown. It’s given Joel an excessive amount of self confidence so I guess it’s good for something.”
True or false?
Are you in camp anti-jiujitsu per Wiggs and Taylor or does rolling thrill you for the connection it gives you with other men, like it does me?
