Confessions of a pro surfing judge!
Sex for scores! Cash for priority! Men of power and their cockmongers!
Sex for scores! Cash for priority! Men of power and their cockmongers!
"Brazilian surfers when we complain we get letters with threats of punishment. The others get public apologies."
"He's a savage. Classy, bougie, ratchet."
“Diplo dropped in on me last summer so many times on his stupid foam board..."
"If Teahupoo does not want the Olympic Games we will have flat surf with heavy rain and maramuu winds for the event."
"Nobody saw it coming..."
Dog whistles galore.
"We're going to see if we can stand up on a wave…"
"Every day I stare at them like a cat looking at a bird through the window."
No Kelly, no problem.
Danger bay.
"I'm generally pretty calm in stressful situations..."